10Kg of Prawns

topic posted Sun, May 30, 2004 - 11:01 PM by  GaryQ

Safeway is a great place to steal things from because they pay the 15 year old check out kids so little that they couldnt care less what goes on under their noses.

A while ago, there was a special price on Prawns (shrimp) which my wife and I enjoy. So instead of a kilo or two, I asked for 10Kg. Rather than measure out and bag all these sharp little crustaceans, the girl behind the deli counter went out back and handed me a 10Kg box straight from the freezer.

Being an unusual thing to see in a shopping trolley, the checkout girl didnt blink when I left it there after unpacking all the other things we'd bought. She just assumed I'd already bought the box of prawns somewhere else. $260 worth. Thanks, they were even more tasty because they were FREE!


GaryQ
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    Re: 10Kg of Prawns

    Mon, May 31, 2004 - 10:57 PM
    nicely done. eat it safeway.
    • Re: 10Kg of Prawns

      Fri, December 31, 2004 - 1:43 AM
      I just added 5 bottles of champagne to the collection the same way. You'd think they would wonder why you have alcohol in your trolley that hasnt been bagged, but noooooo


      GaryQ
      • Re: 10Kg of Prawns

        Fri, December 31, 2004 - 2:24 AM
        i know, right? i'm on my own personal crusade to turn seattle into las vegas. every single time i go out, i steal a pint. or a shot. or a highball glass. they never, fuckin, learn though.

        dudes, i'm gonna gank the booze! pay attention.

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