So, the statute of limitations for catching my bitch-ass is finally up, and I'm posting this story now. Here in Nevada we had this proposition on the ballots known as Prop 2, which was trying to "Protect Marriage." Actually what they were trying to protect was their asanine religious beliefs, but for all official purposes, they were protecting marriage from all us dirty dirty homosexuals. This pissed me off especially because the thought of protecting marriage in a town with actual drive-thru wedding chapels is laughable at best.

Anyways, everywhere I went I kept seeing these damn signs that said, "Protect Marriage...Vote Yes on 2." So, one night while slightly intoxicated, me and some friends stole a whole shitload of those signs out of people's front yards. Then we went to Wal-mart and bought paint...and that's where the fun truely begins. All fifty or so of the pilfered signs were painted with rather offensive slogans insulting the mormon church (which was behind the bill), and just homophobes in general. The one I got the most flack for had a swastika on it and said "Sieg Heil Jesus!"

So, fully armed with horribly offensive painted signs stolen from the front yards of law-abiding right wing asswipes, we headed to the Mormon church at 3:30am on a Saturday night and nailed up all the signs in the front yard. The Mormons were not pleased...

It made the news...but they never found out who did it. So, uh...shhhh....