No prob, El Dudeo. It's like, actually very simple. First, you must secure a large thermonuclear warhead. Any kind will do. Actually, my l337 peeps tell me that it has to be FUCKING HUGE for it to work. And Russian. Otherwise it doesn't count. Then you take it, and throw it away. And probably do some other stuff too. Then, there will be a box under your bed. Don't ask how it got there, that's not for you to know. Inside this box are the tools you will need, so DON'T OPEN IT. Instead, go build a model airplane. When you're done with it, paint it black. Black is the color of hackerZ. Now, break it open. Through the amazing power of Science, you will find new hotmail hacking programs inside. However, they will probably be in lots of tiny pieces because you broke the plane, dumbass. So, you need to put them back together again. My recommendation for you is to pour gasoline all over them, place them in your living room, and light them with a match. Attached to your tounge.

Hope that helps!