1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
getting ready to go to breakfast.

2. Who are you in love with?
the whole motherfuckin' world. what a stupid question.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
i've sampled shavings but never taken an actual chomp outta one.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
does labia count?

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
last night. dropped the imac off at the genius bar in sherman oaks.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
of course. what do you take me for?

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
sha.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
this is a trick question? i've driven out of town as i type.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
nope.

10. Are you hot?
yes. but it's a dry heat.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

12. What are you wearing right now?
tennis socks, new balance, cargo shorts, button-down short sleeve, braw, black panties, glasses

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
depends on where i am. this week the dealership has the honor.

14. Last food that you ate?
omelette with beans and tomato.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
that IS a trick question...i think i was somewhere in albuquerque last week. where exactly i do not know.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
i wish.

17. When is the last time you ran?
the last time i was chased.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
hmmm...there was monday night football playing at the strip club but i didn't really watch it. wink wink.

19. What is your favorite animal?
i think i'm fond of poodles now that i've met julie's. and hedgehogs of course.

20. Your dream vacation?
travel, money, friends, hookers, blow, donkey show (order optional)

21. Last person's house you were in?
kristen's (now)

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
i guess the rotator cuff tear.

23. Have you been in love?
what a stupid fucking myspace 10-year old question.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
like, yeah.

25. Last play you saw?
i forget the name. yep. that good.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
act like a disinterested lesbian.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
sushi.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
dunno. fuckin' hootchies.

29. Next trip you are going to take?
laughlin.

30. Ever go to camp?
nope.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
vp, baby.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
the results to every major sporting event for the next five years.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
au natural.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
always. THEY'RE CALLED ANNUALS YOU STOOPID MYSPACE HOOTCHIE.

35. Where is your best friend?
up my ass.

36. How is your best friend?
up my ass.

37. Do you have a tan?
up my ass.

38. What are you listening to right now?
my ass.

39. Do you collect anything?
asses, hootchies, enemies, and minions.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
my grandmother.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
last year.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
like everyone drinks soda. fuckin' beverage fascists.

43. What does your last text message say?
"Daniel says Evan blink or mild together." you figure it out. i'm done teaching my text message-voice recognition feature shit.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
only communists don't like spicy.

45. Last time you took a shower?
yesterday morning. i'm such a bohemian.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
always.

47. What is your heritage?
scottish, german, english, and something something.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
by the time you're 30 if you still rank your friends then YOU ARE A MYSPACE HOOTCHIE

49. Are you rich?
not yet.

50. What were you doing at 12AM saturday night?
humiliating a very drunk lesbian who was interfering with my ability to watch "american werewolf in london".

You collect children: ha!!

I wasn't sure if you meant we had to do it here manditorily.....

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
On the 2

2. Who are you in love with?
no one

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
no

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
N.... Actually, yes, I recently obtained a pink vintage sweatshirt with a unicorn running on a rainbow that says "Follow Your Dreams".

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
It's been years. I think the last mall I went to was in Palm Springs because I needed running shoes or something.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
no, just my bare Fred Flinstone feet

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
no car

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
the subway won't let me

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no

10. Are you hot?
I think I'm pretty busted

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

12. What are you wearing right now?
my outfit for the gym in a few hours - black shorts, black shirt, black underwears

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
When I used to have one, it was embarrasingly neither until I had to do the second one

14. Last food that you ate?
peanut noodles

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Probably on the 2

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Yes. Curse you ebay!!

17. When is the last time you ran?
I jog down to the gym if I'm running late, but I basically stopped running a year and a half ago after I learned the hard way from the AIDS Marathon training that my feet/joints are all screwy.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Women's street basketball a few months ago on the West 4th courts.

19. What is your favorite animal?
DACHSHUNDS

20. Your dream vacation?
a trip around the world

21. Last person's house you were in?
hmm.... I can't remember

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken elbow at summer camp when I was 10 from that stupid spooked horse

23. Have you been in love?
no

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Jill

25. Last play you saw?
Does Xanadu on Broadway for the third time count?

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I wish I knew, because I would turn it off. I could be wearing a tutu and some ladies still wouldn't get the hint. I think it's my pretty eyes and sense of humor.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Do Lithuanian homework for class tomorrow, read for an hour, go to the gym, watch some DVDs (currently on Nip/Tuck 3)

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I never joined

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Next month to 'Sconsin and Palm Springs.

30. Ever go to camp?
Summer camp for a few years, went to science camp for three years as a teenager

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
I think so. Not sure, really. I just showed up and took the tests, I never studied or did homework. I was one of those supersmart kids that the public school system didn't know what to do with, and by the time I hit high school I hated school and didn't even try.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Tempting, but I might pass on any knowledge of the future. Oh, I would like to know if I win anything from the auctions next Wednesday right now.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
never

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
I haven't been to a doctor for at least fifteen years.

35. Where is your best friend?
work

36. How is your best friend?
ashy

37. Do you have a tan?
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

38. What are you listening to right now?
iTunes

39. Do you collect anything?
World's End Vivienne Westwood, records, Alexander McQueen, Jem & The Holograms NRFP dolls and outfits, DVDs, Myrna Loy movies

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Probably me. Hey, did you hear which famous people are gay??

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Five years ago when I was driving from CA to WI. I got pulled over for speeding in Wyoming and the cop didn't believe such an expensive car belonged to me. I had to bite my tongue not to be snarky, but he still gave me a ticket.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Maybe as a kid. I don't drink soda or use straws.

43. What does your last text message say?
"Vitals?"

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Usually.

45. Last time you took a shower?
Last night.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
I did a busload last week, so not really.

47. What is your heritage?
Lithuanian, Welsh

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I like to think that I'm everyone's friend.

49. Are you rich?
I guess I'm pretty fortunate. My parents are loaded.

50. What were you doing at 12AM saturday night?
Falling asleep watching SNL

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
my house, talking to the painter. I'M GETTING MY WINDOWS PAINTED!!!

2. Who are you in love with?
my husband. sometimes.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
no

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
surprisingly, no

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
at the weekend

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
yes. they are green and angora. you're jealous, aren't you?

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
yup

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
september (Colorado Relay)

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
yes (Lions for Lambs, it was OK)

10. Are you hot?
no

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

12. What are you wearing right now?
clothes

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
do you hate me? yes my car is dirty, do you want to fight about it? huh?

14. Last food that you ate?
pesto popcorn

15. Where were you last week at this time?
same place I am now

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
yes, I just bought myself a new cycling jacket. now that i've bought it, it's guaranteed to stay warm this winter and I'll never need it. sigh.

17. When is the last time you ran?
it's the off season. its been a week or so.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
does watching my husband play Madden on the wii count?

19. What is your favorite animal?
golden lion tamarin (yes I just made that up)

20. Your dream vacation?
it was pretty good actually.

21. Last person's house you were in?
mine

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
the broken arm was pretty bad.

23. Have you been in love?
I'll go with kipod's answer: what a stupid fucking myspace 10-year old question.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
depends

25. Last play you saw?
georgette did something awhile back - it was really funny.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
i'm nice to them.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
watch a movie with los pikachus - after I get my shit waxed

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
myspace is for hoochies

29. Next trip you are going to take?
not sure.

30. Ever go to camp?
girlscout camp!!

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yep

32. What do you want to know about the future?
will we fly in cars?

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
not just now.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
no, I'm caught up

35. Where is your best friend?
which one?

36. How is your best friend?
I'm waiting for an answer...

37. Do you have a tan?
it's fading. it's the off season.

38. What are you listening to right now?
bbc radio 1 live on the internets

39. Do you collect anything?
race t-shirts, apparently.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
kerry

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
it's been awhile (touch wood)

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
why?

43. What does your last text message say?
kipod texted me to say she'd found the Range. How was it, lovie?

44. Do you like hot sauce?
kipod's right - only communists don't like spicy.

45. Last time you took a shower?
today

46. Do you need to do laundry?
does the pope shit in the woods?

47. What is your heritage?
I'm an american. what are you, a communist?

48. Are you someone's best friend?
unsubscribe

49. Are you rich?
i love my people.

50. What were you doing at 12AM saturday night?
watching kipod humiliate a very drunk lesbian who was interfering with my ability to watch "american werewolf in london".

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
right here at my desk

2. Who are you in love with?
my boyfriend and my neice

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
no

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yes, lots. post-its, dum-dums, pens, etc

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
not too long ago...aveda addict

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
nope

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
yep

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
define "out of town"...i technically drive "out of town" every day to go to work

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no :( but i watched a bunch on dvd

10. Are you hot?
cold, actually. stupid a/c vent over my head.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

12. What are you wearing right now?
cardigan, shirt, jeans, skimmers

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
at the car wash, yeah

14. Last food that you ate?
vegan oatmean chocolate chip cookie MMMMMPH

15. Where were you last week at this time?
on my way "out of town"

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
nope

17. When is the last time you ran?
uh.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
some sort of football game

19. What is your favorite animal?
pygmy marmoset!

20. Your dream vacation?
warm but not humid. oceany. relaxing.

21. Last person's house you were in?
my own. ok, technically it belongs to my landlord.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
hmm...broken toe?

23. Have you been in love?
yep!

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
lots of someones

25. Last play you saw?
egad. no idea. possibly hamlet in high school.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
i am a master of the flirt

27. What are your plans for tonight?
hangin with friends

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
my boyfriend

29. Next trip you are going to take?
home for thanksgiving next week

30. Ever go to camp?
yep, tons. regular, tennis, and volleyball.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yep

32. What do you want to know about the future?
ugh, let's not talk about it

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
nope, but i got a sample at sephora i still need to try

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
due, yes. going, no.

35. Where is your best friend?
best friend?

36. How is your best friend?
best friend?

37. Do you have a tan?
never

38. What are you listening to right now?
indignant lady in next cubicle

39. Do you collect anything?
used to collect vintage children's books and fairy tales. but collecting things collect dust and space.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
not telling

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
i plead the fifth

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
yep

43. What does your last text message say?
plans for tonight

44. Do you like hot sauce?
NO

45. Last time you took a shower?
this morning

46. Do you need to do laundry?
always

47. What is your heritage?
mutt, dominated by scotch-irish and french

48. Are you someone's best friend?
best friend?

49. Are you rich?
not exactly

50. What were you doing at 12AM saturday night?
you don't wanna know

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
in bed, sleeping

2. Who are you in love with?
my husband

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
no, but i'm sure plenty of artsupplystuff has seeped through the pores of my hands over the years

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
randoms in my fabric scrap trunk, my hello kitty pez dispenser set and i spy some pink book spines, and a skirt left discarded on a chair and some plastic hangers on my muslin rack

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
hrm. let's see...oh! i went to macy's to get a gift for my boss's birthday in early october

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
no, just my houseslippers--which also happen to be pink. dammit! when did all this pink infiltrate my life???

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
my Shirley is priceless

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
went to go see my babies in L.A. in july for my sister's birthday

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no, but i saw "sex & fury" on dvd the other night and it was fucking awesome. crazy japanese woman hunting down the men who killed her father with a big big knife. blood everywhere but not a single drop on her face. hot. amazing kimonos and all the western clothes looked like halloween costumes.

10. Are you hot?
no, the ceiling fan's on.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

12. What are you wearing right now?
grey tank, grey sportsbra, blue underwear, pink houseslippers

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
neither--i let the rain wash my car.

14. Last food that you ate?
mini-quiches. i like dinner food in the morning and breakfast food for lunch and salads for dinner.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
probably here, in my studio, actually getting some work done as opposed to now

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no, but i've been trying to motivate myself to hem some dresses all week

17. When is the last time you ran?
yesterday to catch bart

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
i watched a lot of hockey and basketball in high school...

19. What is your favorite animal?
i'm more of people person

20. Your dream vacation?
pick a spot and stay there for a while, hang out with locals, get a real feel for the place. the whole european backpacking 2 days here 36 hours there, 12 hours here to hit all the tourist traps thing never appealed to me.

21. Last person's house you were in?
other than mine? tara monster's. she bought diet coke especially for me since she knows i don't drink alcohol and everything else was beer.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
i have a 4" x 1/2" scar on my knee. i was told my mom dropped a pot of boiling water on me when i was wee and the scar grew with my leg.

23. Have you been in love?
not before my husband.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
lots of people, but i ssometimes wonder if they miss me back.

25. Last play you saw?
Ralph Fiennes in a special production of Coriolanus at Gainsborough Studios in London for UNICEF. He was really cool. He stood outside with a bucket for donations like all the other actors, wouldn't sign autographs or take photos unless you donated at least 10 quid to the bucket. that was 7 freaking years ago. opera's more my thing but i haven't seen one of those years too.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
you're assuming i can actually lure someone

27. What are your plans for tonight?
bar crawl.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
i get tribe, my sister gets facebook and my brother gets myspace. we stay out of each other's hair that way.

29. Next trip you are going to take?
L.A., for Christmas with the fam. Hopefully Amsterdam in April and definitely Tokyo (and possibly Seoul to hunt down long lost fam) in October. I'm not counting business trips.

30. Ever go to camp?
Lots and lots and lots to exotic places like Eklutna Lake and Sitka and Kenai. heh. And Orchestra Camp, which is like band camp, but snootier.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
graduated with honor cords and everything. i wanted them because the vertical lines are slimming.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
nothing.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
nope

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
yeah, probably, but i don't want to think about it

35. Where is your best friend?
on the couch

36. How is your best friend?
tired--he just got in from a conference in atlanta yesterday

37. Do you have a tan?
i have a farmer's tan. and weird tan lines on my feet

38. What are you listening to right now?
me, typing

39. Do you collect anything?
not really. i have a special bit of animosity geared towards things i can't use

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
this one friend i have in anchorage. she keeps track of the Unholy 30 for me.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
almost 4 years ago. this cop was pulling two cars over at the same time. i got confused thinking he was pulling over the other guy so i left. very short medium-speed chase ensued, when i stopped, fucker pulled out his gun and started gesticulating with it as he lectured me.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
were you raised in a barn?

43. What does your last text message say?
"hey"

44. Do you like hot sauce?
I'm Korean.

45. Last time you took a shower?
Yesterday. I'm not quite awake yet.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
probably, but i never do laundry--my husband does it.

47. What is your heritage?
I like hot sauce.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I guess.

49. Are you rich?
richer than i ever have been, independantly, but not as rich as i want to be

50. What were you doing at 12AM saturday night?
i think i was at this really weird grocery store with jeff. the party we were at ran out of beer so we went to go get some more. we got distracted by the 2 different toy aisles. the merchandising was trippy. the hard liquor was next to the snapple which was next to the eggs. about 30 feet away was the beer next to the milk. there was a sign that read "Kids Cereal. Adult Cereal. Cereal." i swear i was not on drugs--i was sent on the beer run because i was sober.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
sitting on my ass, knitting, while watching Oprah.

2. Who are you in love with?
Ty Ty

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Not that I can recall

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes...my little pony point cards

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Last NIGHT. To see Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium with the kiddies.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nopey.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
Yes, actually I do. My first car, for the record, cost only 899 dollars.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Last weekend. To a retreat in Danville.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
YES! See above.

10. Are you hot?
Boiling.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water to wash down my tums. Heartburn suuuucks.

12. What are you wearing right now?
jeans and a black tee.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
car wash.

14. Last food that you ate?
a half of the kids quesadilla and tums.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
In Danville. Relaxing.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
YES! Today.

17. When is the last time you ran?
:( That is a very sad question. I miss running. Last time was 3 months ago.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I think it was football.

19. What is your favorite animal?
German Shepherd Dogs.

20. Your dream vacation?
Hawaii at a 5 star resort with all of the perks.

21. Last person's house you were in?
Well, I'm in my own right now. Before that it was my mom's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Tearing down there after birth. YOWZA.

23. Have you been in love?
yes.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.

25. Last play you saw?
Oh, it was a kid's play. Don't remember the name but it was very good.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Manipulation.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Going to dinner with friends and grocery shop.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Don't remember...

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Christmas break to Ripple Creek Cabins.

30. Ever go to camp?
Yes. Overnight camp at a lake up north.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Sometimes.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
nothing.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Yes. Stella McCartney's new scent. MmmmMMMmmmmm.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Yes. In two weeks. Find out if this baby is a boy or a girl. Yay!

35. Where is your best friend?
At home doing laundry.

36. How is your best friend?
Awesomely awesome.

37. Do you have a tan?
not anymore.

38. What are you listening to right now?
Emma and Lucas playing in the playroom.

39. Do you collect anything?
well, it looks like I might be a kid collector now.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
If I tell you, doesn't that make ME a gossip?

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Looooong time ago. Thank goodness.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yeah...

43. What does your last text message say?
Oh, TEST. It hadn't been working and the nice at&t lady helped me.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
YES!

45. Last time you took a shower?
This morning.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
only in a minor way.

47. What is your heritage?
irish, italian, mutt

48. Are you someone's best friend?
yes. I suppose I am.

49. Are you rich?
I can't stay at a 5 star resort in Hawaii. So NO.

50. What were you doing at 12AM saturday night?
Oh Sleeping or Peeing.