galatic Elfs ?

topic posted Fri, August 18, 2006 - 11:47 AM by  RuMpLe
Next thing you'll be tellin us is that their are Space Orcs !
Such bollocks ! This is a funny tribe !

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RuMpLe
SF Bay Area
  • Re: galatic Elfs ?

    Fri, August 18, 2006 - 5:09 PM
    it's only funny until you've tasted it my friend...
    these elves will have you hooked for life.
    • Re: galatic Elfs ?

      Sat, August 19, 2006 - 8:20 AM
      Tasted what ? Hooked for life ? Is it some strange Elf drugs we are talking here ?
      I'll take three doses of the slop ! No faery glamour from some Elfs is gonna make me
      Ooooo and Aaaaa anytyme soon. Rubbish !

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      • Re: galatic Elfs ?

        Sat, August 19, 2006 - 8:23 AM
        It looks like icecream :

        tribes.tribe.net/elfincone...0f843297ec

        held by some pachouli stinkin human hippie !

        * sniff sniff * All that hype about a cannibis icecream in a cone !?!?
        You haven't had my green ganja milkshake, it'll plow these hippies
        for days !
        • Re: galatic Elfs ?

          Sat, August 19, 2006 - 11:57 AM
          here rumPPeeele
          let me tell you what i think of your stinkin post patchouli paradigm lame ass trollness. seeing as you couldnt obviously give a fuk what you say and are obviously stoked to be a dark ass pathetic loser who skulks around in forums leaving useless posts intended to antagonize, i will lay it out for ya clean and simple.

          your methodologies are lame: apparently you are a useless elf, cast off jettisoned from the pods and left to muck around in swamps not necessarily because you like swamps, but because most would cast your lot out to the hungry wolves after the first spewage of lame and pointless baiting leaves your lips. please feel free to slither on whatever stumps you have back to your dark fae hideyhole and entertain the the astonsihingly intellectual and brilliant dialogue you have amongst those tribes and, perhaps, leave your high fallutin impression of yourself to be ridiculed and quickly forgotten here amongst the elves who really would rather not hear it.

          also please know that none of the elvish folk in this tribe would really support my opinion here. they are certainly the kind of people who recognize a trolls right to shit on the living room floor and laugh as people clean it up. yes rumplestillborne..that wretched placenta of yours leaves a godawful stink, and its only humourous to me that you even bother. i am a rogue dark one myself, and keen enough to expose what i consider to be devoid of value and being simply rotten.

          stink of patchouli, stink of retching aggravation. trolls are the sickliest of slime in the forums and i suppose because you seem to pride yourself on being a shit disturbing troll, that you'll find this post amusing. after reading a number of your posts, and the attitude you seem to proliferate, i can safely say that the dark fae can have your sorry and pathetic ass. as you know, most of the non "keeblers" out there are pretty elitist and it's probably as i have suspected: you havent really been accepted by the upper echelons of the unspeakably elvish and therefore must languish in your pseudo elvish darkness, wishing spite on those who have done nothing to antagonize you except exist. i mean really, when was the last time one of these people entered your forum and told you what a bunch of losers you and your kind are? lately, never? i thought so.

          please consider this admonition as nothing but the most honest asessment of the value that i think your kind of dialogue brings to forums and indeed to the world. i am not a fan of hippies but i leave them alone to be as they are. certain hippies do a hell of a lot more for the world than trolls, who love to pretend they are intelligent but really offer nothing but venom. i'm sure you are of the opinion that a little poison is useful now and again, but really, i can't see much point in your posting.

          i hope this finds you in good spirits and that you take it in the way it was intended: to righfully expose to you the reality of your selfish responses. hey man..thanks for the tarnished and distorted reflection. remind me to throw out that mirror.

          piss off troll
          neto
          • Re: galatic Elfs ?

            Sat, August 19, 2006 - 12:39 PM
            you know what..i'm going to respnd to my own post >> here's what i'd say if i was a high one.

            hey sijay, who the hell do you are thinking you are so high and mighty? some kind of space elf?
            i mean do space elves really exist..do any elves even exist after all. why get so riled up in a forum hey. after all, the guy probably was just having fun right? and what fun we can have taking ourselves seriously. chill out there .

            yeah that was uncalled for that last post
            off to the swamp with sijay. only a dark and miserable elf would be so nasty.
            • Re: galatic Elfs ?

              Mon, August 21, 2006 - 9:46 AM
              Dear Sijay,

              I see your one of those humans with an IMMENSE ego who just likes
              to hear themselves potificate as if you live on the moral high ground.
              We Goblins have a term for people like you : PC FULL OF SHITE
              • Re: galatic Elfs ?

                Mon, August 21, 2006 - 2:55 PM
                you'll notice my ego is not so immense as to go into your tribe and call you names.
                here's an example of what i could say : dark fae..such rubbish. next thing you know you'll be sayng there's such thing as shit covered faeries"
                it wasnt me who called people he didnt relate to "keeblers". i'm guessing you are simply lashing out at the one post i made because i just said what i thought. you are definitely wrong about the human archetype tho. sarcasm, baiting people seems more human than simply standing up and telling a troll where he can shove his dialogue ( is it dialogue when you simply bug people for fun?). funny enough, goblin troll, space elves have little time for slime monsters. perhaps consiuder that the reason you've never seena galactik elf is because you were too much of a dark faeform to warrant attention.

                i'd love for you to have a glance at how this thread began. troll:
                "Next thing you'll be tellin us is that their are Space Orcs !
                Such bollocks ! This is a funny tribe ! "
                who's ego driven?
                and as far as PC FULL OF SHITE, i am wondering what shite you talk of? perhaps it is when you called the person who brought elfincones a stinking hippy. is that shite or no? i think the shite you smell is pretty much what you dragged in yourself.

                what gets me is that you think i enjoyed "pontificating"
                nothing bugs me more than having to talk real to people who think the forums are for insults. i wouldn't have even bothered with you if it hadn't been in this tribe. why don't you go and rant about keeblers, and humans, and dark fae shite in your own tribe and let the unpalatable ego driven discussion develop there. let others form and work with their archetypes. troll shit smells.

                gobblin up that elfincone yumminess
                sijay

                galactik elf timerider


                o and true to troll archetype you retalliated. will you do it again?
                • Re: galatic Elfs ?

                  Tue, August 22, 2006 - 1:26 PM
                  Now put your head on a pole and ignore the pain .
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.

                    Re: galatic Elfs ?

                    Thu, August 24, 2006 - 2:26 AM
                    are you fo'real meestah "rumple"? seemz kinda silly ta be exerting such crazy energy in dimentionz yu know nothing and/or wish to know nothing about...didjya know that it takes more muscles in your face to frown than it doez ta smile???? give us all a break and take one bite uv an elfincone...see what all the love'z about....then lets see whatchyaz gotsta say...??? i trippley dipped in cone'a'sutra chocolate chai spice damiana double dawg dare you....
                    • Re: galatic Elfs ?

                      Thu, August 24, 2006 - 9:56 AM
                      Jody seems like a real faery tart, her tongue waxing words to tempt a Goblin
                      to partake of this "Elf " cone type hippie concoction. Her demeanor is much more pleasant that Mr. Ego who enjoys his own blatherings .....

                      " dimentionz yu know nothing and/ or wish to know nothing about..."
                      Look here, I killed a hippie human out in the woods the other day.
                      He was smoking a pipe with something called DMT and wuz
                      babbling about machine elves til I struck off his head.
                      I took the pipe with this stuff back to my cave and lit it up. I didn't
                      see no machine elves but a Winged Serpent all geometric like
                      in my face and I liked that shit ! Can your Elf cone do that ? Ha !

                      Damiana is a TART herb
                      that I'm quite found of on
                      certain occasions. My
                      grandmother has a recipe
                      for a Liquer made ov it. It's
                      liquid trouble fer sure !

                      Could you sprinkle some mandrake on
                      three of them, I 'don't like chai spice, it
                      gives me bad winds.

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                      • Re: galatic Elfs ?

                        Fri, September 29, 2006 - 10:40 PM
                        Haters can keep hating ... while we eat yumminess..who let you in here anyway..?.....goblin bitch....
                        • Unsu...
                           

                          Re: galatic Elfs ?

                          Fri, March 9, 2007 - 6:11 AM
                          Dear Rumple,
                          I've never even tried the cones. (They look amazing though ;P)
                          What good is it doing you or anyone else to be spouting off negitive vibes like that.
                          Haven't you ever heard the saying "If you don't have any thing nice to say, Dont say anything at all".
                          Just let everyone enjoy their hemp cones.
                          You might enjoy doing something others would think was ridiculous, doesn't mean its wrong.
                          So please respect others and their choices.

                          Jai ma,
                          Makia
                          • Rumples are disguised Ruffles, you know

                            Fri, March 9, 2007 - 8:36 PM
                            Mr. Rumples is a very nice grump.
                            Everyone just needs to understand him better,
                            rather than say things all honey-like,
                            or he saws them 'saucy', one of his specialities
                            is saying the inverse of what he means,
                            while meaning what he says. He makes hippies deeper
                            (as do the elphinconneuseurs, god bless them both).
                            His way of expressing praise is to attack,
                            he knew how special all the elphincone eatin faeries are
                            otherwise he would have never posted this thread.
                            He was paying you all a huge a compliment,
                            and as usually he was (just a little) misunderstood (by some).
                            Although he would never admit it,
                            I think he digs you all very much,
                            and would eat lots of elphincones and
                            even smile alot and giggle and probably
                            even breakbeat like nobodies buziness.
                            But he's not an attention seeker,
                            before long he would have his troll suit on again.
                            that is his idea of modesty. he's just different that's all.
                            he's not a fun-hater, but he uses that language in order to make it sound different again,
                            in order to make it fun. That's important because fun-hating will end
                            if even the language of fun-hating is fun. its called disarmorment, i think

                            Mr Rumples is the beneficent shadow of the elf world, and he is a charmer
                            he keeps elves honest and true to little troll that just wants to be laughed at,
                            but that doesn't mean not to take him seriously. He is very serious.

                            Mr. Rumples has a very special job
                            and everyone should should be grateful to him.
                            Just as they are to Gnome Chompsky.
                            i'm very sorry to him if he disagrees with what i've said about him,
                            i don't really know him, but from seeing him around a bit that is how it seems to me.

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