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NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

topic posted Thu, January 29, 2009 - 6:22 PM by  Karma 		Share/Save/Bookmark
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Allrighty, ladies and gents!

For this contest, you will have to wipe off your gutter minds (those of you who might have actually let the dirty minds alone long enough to gather dust). There are going to be a few rules:

no swearing
no out and out disgustingness, it all have to be dual entendre or insinuation
no seriousness, this is all fluffy fun!!!

That being said:


WELCOME TO THE DIRTY LIMERICK CONTEST!

Use any item in the Enchantress Designs catalog of fun, or even myself as the subject of the limerick. You can enter as many times as you want, you just can't enter twice in a row...someone else has to go before you post again. This means you might have to yell at your friends to get their limerick writing tushes over here so that you can enter 14 of your dirty little secret thoughts :D

You have until Feb 9th to enter. There will be a grand prize winner (headdress that I will reveal at the end of the contest...special design not available to anyone else) and a runner up. The runner up will get 1/2 of of any headdress (must use the offer within a week of winning) and no shipping fees!!!!

SO get your rhythm and meter and gutter thoughts in line and try for the headdress o' love!
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  • danya
    danya
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    Re: NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

    Sun, February 1, 2009 - 1:08 AM
    Our Ms. Karma is on a campaign
    To keep dancers from looking quite plain
    She'll sew and she'll weave,
    'Til the masses the receive
    So much bling they'll look rather insane!


    *muah!*
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  • Desd...
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    Sun, February 1, 2009 - 12:13 PM
    I wrote this in the car on the way to the WVA hafla to see Karma!! :D

    A man bought a ribbon bracelet
    Its intended use he did not get
    He tied it around
    To keep himself bound
    And made happy each man that he met.

    This is fun!!!
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  • Unsu...
     

    Re: NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

    Mon, February 2, 2009 - 11:31 AM
    A headpiece would make a great sweatband
    So for this contest I've rejoiced
    With a headpiece at stake
    A limerick I'll make
    So that I will no longer be moist

    :-p
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  • Desd...
    Desdemona
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    Tue, February 3, 2009 - 10:07 AM
    A dirty haiku
    Such an unusual thing
    Headdress fall in mud

    My haiku is also a tragedy. I love how this feeds into my competitive side, my bored at work side, and my "bellydancer must have pretty things!!!" side. :)
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  • Kasi
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    Re: NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

    Tue, February 3, 2009 - 10:07 PM
    I'll give it a go. I actually had to look up what a limerick was, so go easy.

    Lovely Karma, the queen of maille
    Is going to have an awesome sale
    To Gothla we'll go
    We'll go see the show
    I'll be there adorned in shells
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  • jessie
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    Re: NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

    Wed, February 4, 2009 - 11:53 PM
    there once was a very sad girl
    who couldn't shimmy or twirl
    she tried and she tried
    and she cried and she cried
    til someone said give it a whirl

    so she thought she might give it a try
    and went looking for something to buy
    that would give her the strength
    not too short, with some length
    and she smiled and said "Oh dear, Oh My"

    "I see something with magic so pure
    I am sure that this must be the cure!
    I must make this thing mine
    Its an Enchantress design
    and its just what I need that's for sure

    so now she can shimmy and shake
    her belly can roll and can quake
    and she laughs and she prances
    and does belly dances
    because of the things Karma makes!
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  • jessie
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    Re: NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

    Thu, February 5, 2009 - 11:36 PM
    a silly young lady was she
    who found herself shopping with glee
    when something caught in her panty
    its a triple lace chanty!
    oh how will she ever break free

    so she laughed and continued to try
    to remove what she had hoped to buy
    "It's yours now" Karma said
    as her face turned bright red
    and she watched the girl leave with a sigh.
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  • Desd...
    Desdemona
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    Sun, February 8, 2009 - 12:33 PM
    Once I went to shop and was smitten
    When I found my tush had been bitten
    Hand resting on chin
    Karma said with a grin
    In my pants she did plan on getting

    To Karma, I laughed and said, "No, no."
    With my Marine, I always must go
    Karma sighed, said OK
    Wish I'd had my way
    If my dream could only have been so
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  • Michael
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    Re: NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

    Mon, February 9, 2009 - 6:41 PM
    So just to clarify is the contest open until midnight tonight? or did it already end?

    Winners to be anounced when?
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    • Karma
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      Re: NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

      Mon, February 9, 2009 - 7:04 PM
      Winners to be announce tomorrow morning, so yes, if you have another entry, go for it :D
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      • jessie
        jessie
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        Re: NEW CONTEST!!!! FREE STUFF!!!!

        Mon, February 9, 2009 - 11:15 PM
        It seems like it was long ago
        with someone that I didn't know
        the very first was scary too
        I really didn't know what to do

        But I went ahead and and tried it out
        The first time I did I had to shout
        Oh Gosh, Oh My, Oh Wow, Oh Yes
        I think I like this thing the best

        It feels so good!
        It feels so right!
        I have to have some more tonite.

        So I looked again and found some more
        I didn't know what was in store
        A necklace, a skirt, and jewelry too
        One for me and one for you.
        Now I'm an lover of Karma it's true
        But don't despair I'll share her with you.
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