Down right foul

topic posted Thu, October 28, 2004 - 5:11 PM by  Calvin
A stain. A streak. A stripe of brown
In my silkies up and down.
I decorate my clingy gown!
Those stains they come around.

On silk and hugging breifs of cotton,
My undies surely find a stain on.
Wash 'em 'fore I put 'em on
And take my brown stain hole around.

Alas, I've pooped my leotards
And juiced them up with juicy farts.
It's on my briefs adorned with hearts
And other shorts, I've found.

I'll make due. I'll wear this streak
And continue on a shit stained geek.
To all my pants my butt doth leak
I toss them in a mound.

"To laundry day!" I say to them
And stain them up I do again.
My browness is my streaky freind!
And more shit stains abound!
posted by:
Calvin
California
  • Re: Down right foul

    Sat, November 27, 2004 - 9:22 AM
    What are these things between my legs
    That look like a sausage and two hard boiled eggs?
    They make me wild and prone to fight.
    They make me seek poon tang all night!
    Crave to chase and kill and beat
    Other living things to eat.
    And run in packs of other guys
    Hell bent to get between the thighs
    Of anything with breasts that breaths!
    Who the fuck invented these?

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