huh, what?

so there was supposed to be this, like, carnival here in Frisco today. And I went down there, and it pretty much sucked. Just a bunch of people dancing down the street and wearing real fruity costumes. lame.

no tilt o' wirl. no bumper cars. no spazzmatoid. not even a ferris wheel. They didn't even have those booths where you can, like, shoot gold fish with water pistols until the balloons blow up. What a jip.

This one time, me and my buddy went to Coney Island. And they had this booth where you could shoot a guy with a Saddam mask or an Osama mask with paint ball guns. Real fucking paint ball guns. And you could just blast away at them. The best part was when my buddy nailed Osama in the balls. That fuckin rocked.