All the good stories start that way.
Give it your own ending.
Give it your own ending.
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I was on my way to watch a Boggards set and asked the guy walking next to me if he wanted to go with me to see it....he was a Boggard and I didn't know it. He looked at me and just LAUGHED and said "yeah"...it was one of the twins.
Horrifyingly embarassing.
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I don't have any of those stories. I prefer to drink water, gatorade or lemonade during the day (not rumor, fact).
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Actually I don't get drunk at Faire BUT I have a story from the olden days of Devore:
And this one time, at faire, I saw a hoard of men from a certain Guild, who were eating a certain vegetable, and decided it would be a good idea to strip off their clothes and do their interpretation of Peter Pan, on Main Stage, in the nude.
Oooooo, or this one time, at faire, a male friend of mine got so drunk that he passed out in a privy and we left him there.
Ooooooooooooo, OR this one time, at faire, a certain TV actor got so drunk that he was making out with a tree in the middle of the day. -
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beam him up.....
One time someone got so drunk at faire that we with night security..... now which story do I insert here? There's so many.
One time at faire I got so drunk that I, that I that I.... well honestly I don't remember but it was "Flesh and Fantasy Party" at the Pig's Cot back at Blackpoint and I woke up with an empty 5th of Jack Daniels an empty decanunter if black cherry brandy and more than one lady only smiled and giggled knowingly when I pressed them for information about what had happened the night before. Oh did I mention there were a few used "ballons" in the tent as well? I really really want to know who and or what happened that night and how I made it back to the tent and so on.
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And one time... at faire... I was drunk and...Woke Up Married
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post deleted just because it was a duplicate... no editing or censorship of great stories here. keep walking.. these are not the droids your looking for
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And this one time, at Devore Faire, a bunch of drunk, naked losers were rounded up be security, put in the back of the pick up and driven around the site with a flood light on them. "Wanna be naked in public? Fine, let everyone see!" I don't think they did the naked thing again.
Why is it that wasted usually = naked with a lot of these people?
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Ok.. .speaking of censorship... I just realized... (head desk)
lets not be stupid. all this stuff never REALLY happened.. it was only in a dream.
So that being said.. don't say anything really stupid that anyone reading this could be pissed about.. like.. I don't know.. control camping or something.
Although.. there was this one time... my first year.. I was drunk sleeping in the Veggie's tent cuz they weren't there that weekend... and at 4am.. the zipper opened up.. Salad Boy popped his head in .. said... YOU NO VEGGIE... the tent zipped back up.. and I was left wondering.. WTF?
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Back at Blackpoint there was this group called Twin Palms. Well they decided to have an Underwear Contest (yes, the first one but that’s a different story) up on Cardiac Hill and brought a keg.
The one thing they forgot was how to get the beer out of the keg. So there I was most of the night, sitting on the keg, dispensing beer.
From what I remember the Puritan with the Red G String won. I think.
I do remember that said keg was empty the next day. No “hair of the dog” for us.
Wait, this is supposed to be rumors. Oh, forget the whole thing. ;-)
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"And one time... at faire... I was drunk and..."
Kept drinking.
Pony Ride, anyone?
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all i gotta say is i'm glad that northern has the security team it has 'cos some guy was drunk and almost made it into my tent...until he was tackled by "the boys" and given whatfor.
**sigh** yeah...
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And one time... at faire... I was drunk and... then our show started.
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OK Glen, assuming that you are playing on the American Pie line ........"this one time.....at band camp"..........,
Try this......"this one time...at Ren Faire".........
Now doesn't that feel better rolling off your tongue....You were missing a beat.
If we want to imitate the lyrical poetry that is "American Pie" we should do it justice.
M
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The band camp line was long before American Pie..
However... if you DO want something that did the Lyrical Poetry of American Pie Justice...
Did that once.
people.tribe.net/glen/blog...dd9fe70b0b
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actually Molly, that line has been used already. we bought pins last year at faire for our friends to wear that said "so this one time...at ren faire". we haven't yet given permission to have them recreated ^_^
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I know that line has been used Janie...its been used by a lot of people for a long time. Not a new joke.
However the people I have heard use it, used the same rythym as the band camp line from the movie...""This one time...at band camp".... translated to..."This one time, at Ren Faire".... If you go back and read my post, That is all I was referring to ......the amount of syllables being used in the line in this thread vs the beats from the original line.
Trying to make a simple observation about the rythym of a line has become a futile effort.
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I get it... and that would work perfectly... if we were just ren faire. there are a few people here who are Dickens as well.
But thank you for trying to help :-)
hey people.... this is the Faire Rumors Tribe... there is no reality or drama allowed. well cept for that one thing..
but I was drunk at faire.
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