Just because it's written so humorously.
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It's always sad when a famous person splits with his wife, especially when we didn't even know that they were married. And when they've just been fired from a rubbish sitcom, just like Matt LeBlanc.
Matt LeBlanc is splitting with Melissa, his wife of three years, after discovering that she enjoys wearing deflated balloons over her fingers and walking around her house backwards while singing She Bangs through a children's Darth Vader mask. No, just kidding - it's irreconcilable differences as usual for Matt LeBlanc and his soon-to-be ex wife.
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We can't help but feel that this split is mostly the fault of Lou Diamond Phillips. He introduced Matt LeBlanc to Melissa, after all, and - as we didn't really like him in Young Guns - we've been trying to pin something on him for years. And what kind of middle name is Diamond, anyway?
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It's always sad when a famous person splits with his wife, especially when we didn't even know that they were married. And when they've just been fired from a rubbish sitcom, just like Matt LeBlanc.
Matt LeBlanc is splitting with Melissa, his wife of three years, after discovering that she enjoys wearing deflated balloons over her fingers and walking around her house backwards while singing She Bangs through a children's Darth Vader mask. No, just kidding - it's irreconcilable differences as usual for Matt LeBlanc and his soon-to-be ex wife.
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We can't help but feel that this split is mostly the fault of Lou Diamond Phillips. He introduced Matt LeBlanc to Melissa, after all, and - as we didn't really like him in Young Guns - we've been trying to pin something on him for years. And what kind of middle name is Diamond, anyway?
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Re: Matt LeBlanc And Whoever His Wife Is Split
Fri, March 31, 2006 - 10:35 AMthat's funny Kumar... thanks for the giggles....
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Re: Matt LeBlanc And Whoever His Wife Is Split
Sat, April 1, 2006 - 11:51 PMas mr. phillips is possibly hispanic, he might be following the tradition of including his mother's last name in addition to his father's...
but yeah, i think you can blame this on him. don't be too harsh on him though--didn't he lose his wife to melissa etheridge? (hmm... melissa--are you thinking what i am?)
