Hey y'all, damn tribe has been quiet lately. Anyhoo.
Great Holy News! I am 11 pounds lighter and 2 inches slimmer. I am proud to be apart of the Oprah S-Formation Cult. Thanks to Landa for being such a great buddy. You look Fabulous Darling!
I still want to be on the plus size side, but just healthier and to smooth out the edges. Okay so I fudged up last week when running from show to show and I found myself at 7-11 at 3am buying nachos smothered in cheese (if you want to call it that) and gasp an apple fritter. To make it worse, I dipped the apple fritter in the nacho cheese....yikes! But I am back on track!
I like the way my body is looking so far. I found myself on Saturday Stripping down to my Bra, Panties and feather boa for a Charity Strip-Off Contest. I was channeling Gypsy Rose Lee in front of all those women. How exciting and dammit I had fun.
I'll be happy to lose maybe 14 more pounds to make it an even 200lbs. But who knows, maybe I can get down to a size 12 but have a big ghetto booty too. Oh, I can see it now.
Just giving everyone a heads up so I don't get accused of smoking rocks that is causing my slimming transformation. Hahahahaha!
I Believe in the S-Formation! Ask Landa what the 'S' Means....I know she is dying to spread the word.
- Holes
Great Holy News! I am 11 pounds lighter and 2 inches slimmer. I am proud to be apart of the Oprah S-Formation Cult. Thanks to Landa for being such a great buddy. You look Fabulous Darling!
I still want to be on the plus size side, but just healthier and to smooth out the edges. Okay so I fudged up last week when running from show to show and I found myself at 7-11 at 3am buying nachos smothered in cheese (if you want to call it that) and gasp an apple fritter. To make it worse, I dipped the apple fritter in the nacho cheese....yikes! But I am back on track!
I like the way my body is looking so far. I found myself on Saturday Stripping down to my Bra, Panties and feather boa for a Charity Strip-Off Contest. I was channeling Gypsy Rose Lee in front of all those women. How exciting and dammit I had fun.
I'll be happy to lose maybe 14 more pounds to make it an even 200lbs. But who knows, maybe I can get down to a size 12 but have a big ghetto booty too. Oh, I can see it now.
Just giving everyone a heads up so I don't get accused of smoking rocks that is causing my slimming transformation. Hahahahaha!
I Believe in the S-Formation! Ask Landa what the 'S' Means....I know she is dying to spread the word.
- Holes
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Praise Oprah, Sister Holy! I will be handing out pamplets during lunch for those who are sadly without the S in their lives and giving free S tests under a tent on Market St....
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S Tests! Oh My Goodness!
Why the need of the tents? Just hang out by the port-a-potties...or is that turf already taken.
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S tests? Like the people in BART stations??
Good job, Holy! I've never been fond of the waif, always liked a little substance. Keep up the good work! What is the S-formation? I just read about some drug in the NYT that will prevent fat absorption - you'll just poop it out! Sounds more unpleasant than the S, I can't say that I expect people to say praise Alli when they've got diarrhea all the time.
www.nytimes.com/2007/02/08...08diet.html
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