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Hello, Long Time No See!

Holy_McGrail — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:36:04 GMT

Hey All, Have been Absent from Tribe for a minute, hell...I've been sort of under the radar in general.

Good News Folks! Holy Is Finally Moving from the Ghettos of Oakland to San Francisco. Why the Move? I work here and I have an active nightlife here as well.

Most importantly, I am in love with my girlfriend Jodi and she is in love with me so we decided to move in together after being with each other for only 4 weeks. Yes, 4 weeks!

Insert your Lesbian and U-Haul Jokes right here. HA!

I am in Nob Hill and I just love it! Did you know that I was in fact Born in SF and then raised in the mean streets of Oakland for most of my life? Guess what, I am Home.

That is all for now. Woooohoooooo!

Hug and Hair Weave,

Holy McGrail

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If It Works for Oprah.....

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:22:48 GMT

Hey y'all, damn tribe has been quiet lately. Anyhoo.

Great Holy News! I am 11 pounds lighter and 2 inches slimmer. I am proud to be apart of the Oprah S-Formation Cult. Thanks to Landa for being such a great buddy. You look Fabulous Darling!

I still want to be on the plus size side, but just healthier and to smooth out the edges. Okay so I fudged up last week when running from show to show and I found myself at 7-11 at 3am buying nachos smothered in cheese (if you want to call it that) and gasp an apple fritter. To make it worse, I dipped the apple fritter in the nacho cheese....yikes! But I am back on track!

I like the way my body is looking so far. I found myself on Saturday Stripping down to my Bra, Panties and feather boa for a Charity Strip-Off Contest. I was channeling Gypsy Rose Lee in front of all those women. How exciting and dammit I had fun.

I'll be happy to lose maybe 14 more pounds to make it an even 200lbs. But who knows, maybe I can get down to a size 12 but have a big ghetto booty too. Oh, I can see it now.

Just giving everyone a heads up so I don't get accused of smoking rocks that is causing my slimming transformation. Hahahahaha!

I Believe in the S-Formation! Ask Landa what the 'S' Means....I know she is dying to spread the word.

- Holes

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IF your at the montser show tonight!

nix — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 00:43:24 GMT

Just to let you all know that the girls that are performing. You are invited to join miss juanita more at playboy for free courtesy of juanita, if you stay in drag and come down to the stud...
~nix

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congrats

troubleporndawgie — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:58:11 GMT

Holy, you looked great yesterday when I saw you on the street. Girl, how much weight have you lost??? I was really surprised.

You also looked very, very happy. Whatever is causing that ... well, just keep it up. You were a beam of sunshine.

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Gimme a pig's foot!

L. Ron Hubby — Wed, 02 May 2007 19:29:28 GMT

You ruled at Grannyshack!! Mmm...pickled pig foot juice, that's FINE drinkin.' Thanks fer gracing my number with your fantabulousness, too! XOXO

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performers needed!!!! spread the word!!!

pandoraparadox — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:35:09 GMT

Dear Community,

In febuary activist, and performer brooklynne michelle(pandora paradox) was sick with pnuemonia for 3.5 weeks and spent half that time in the hospital on two seperate visits. Due to these visits she has accrued over 5,000 dollars I hospital bills which she can't afford.

Brooklynne has put many hours in organizing benefits(for groups like youth gender project, the icarus project, and more) and performing at benefits all over san francisco(for the above and, center for sex and culture, PAWS, United genders of the universe, CityArt, and more).
Well now maybe the community can help her!!!

There will be a benefit for Brooklynne's medical bills on April 27th, at the el rio and we are seeking performers of all types, and a dj too!!! If your not a performer but know a performer please feel free to pass this on to anyone!!!

You can contact brooklynne who is going to be organizing the event at shmutzikmaidel@gmail.com

Thank you for your time!!

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...browsing da web....

LandaLakes — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:37:58 GMT

www.pashofa.com/adoncraig.jpg

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Tonight at Trannyshack: A Benefit for Nikki Starr!

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 18:07:08 GMT

I am making my Trannyshack co-hostessing debut with "Diary of a Strong Black Woman", a Star-Studded benefit for Nikki Starr to help her with hospital and living expenses! Please Join Heklina and I as we help raise money for this legendary SF drag icon!

Featuring fierce, soulful performances by:

Juanita More!
Renttecca
Jupiter
Sister Roma
Cookie Dough
Landa Lakes
Alotta Boutte
Mercedes Munroe
Katya Lumilla Smirnoff-Sky
Bebe Sweetbriar
Miss Nix
and more!

Where? Why at the The Stud
399 - 9th Street @ Harrison
Midnight!

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Money Money Money!

Holy_McGrail — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 23:40:11 GMT

So I cracked open my purple piggy bank angel and OMG I have money!

Why do I keep it in a piggy bank? Because I refuse to have a bank account.

It is easier to manage cash and if I've spent all that I had jingling in my pocket, then I don't need anything else.

Pretty simple, unless I spot a fantastic bargain on an outfit and I just spent my last few dollars on a Burrito and a Back Scratcher. Damn.

Oh, and I don't do plastic, can get messy. Can't spend what you don't have.

So...what should I do with all this cash?

Rainy day or blow it all on a new toy?

Hmmmmmm

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makeup secrets revealed

leekyle — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 23:30:01 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awJbOyaHLzg

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WooHooooooo Pollo Del Mar!

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 22:04:36 GMT

Yes, Pollo Del Mar tore it up last night at Trannyshack Star Search, and with a Gorgeous Chainsaw! A Fantastic performance that had it all!

Congrats to Miss Pollo for just being Awesome on and off the stage! Miss Trannyshack Star Search 2007!!! Work it Gurl!

Kudos to the other contestants for having the guts to get up there and work their stuff.
I must say my ass was hurting by the end of all the 17 performances last night. And the dressing room? Lawd Have Mercy!

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Star Search Flyers...a Happy Holy Thought

Holy_McGrail — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:39:39 GMT

I am tickled pink that the flyers for the upcoming Trannyshack Star Search event has my pretty painted puss on it and were everywhere at Trannyshack this last Tuesday!

But I must say, I strangely enjoyed seeing 4 of these lovely flyers displayed on top of Toilet Tank inside the Lovely Trannyshack Bathroom. I actually smiled and laughed! I thought that was cool as hell.

Is that Bizarre to think that is Fabulous?

-Holes

P.S. Can't Wait for Star Search....Mmmmmmmm, Fresh Fish....Fresh Fish.

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Dreamgirls Movie Coming Soon!

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 16:46:53 GMT

I am really really REALLY excited about this movie and can not wait until it is finally released in December. I heart Jennifer Hudson and I can not wait to see her light up the screen....and there is already an Oscar Buzz around her performance. Darn, and I had a chance to see a sneak preview of this movie some time ago.

Wouldn't it be a fun idea some of us to get all dolled up and watch this fabulous looking movie as a group? I still have my Dreamgirls dress from working the Dreamgirls Booth at Gay Pride and would love to sport it again.

Sounds Fun? Even if we are out of drag, that's cool too. Let's just go and talk about Beyonce.

And In case you have been under a rock - Here is The Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNIU-2-j4no

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Stellar

jaxmachine — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:48:29 GMT

Okay, how come no one's talking about that stellar performance!? That was purely awesome, gurl! I'm still cracking up about the gunshots that ended the piece!

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Don't Forget Freddie Today

cookiedough — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 22:21:02 GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Mercury

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THE LINE UP OF THE ROAST

cookiedough — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:33:22 GMT

The Monster Show presents:
A TROLLHOUSE COOKIE DOUGH ROAST
Hosted by Landa Lakes
Saturday November 25, 2006
Harvey's Bar - 500 Castro Street @ 18th St
Killer Drag Show 11:30pm - Doors 10pm
$6.00 - 21+ w/ID
DJ MC2 on fire mixing the tunes

THE QUEENS WHO WILL BE SKEWERING
COOKIE DOUGH LIKE A STUFFED TURKEY!

Landa Lakes
Heklina
Trauma Flintstone
Ivy Drip
Anna Conda
Hi Coloni Anderson
Holy McGrail
Monistat
Pollo DelMar
Katya Lubnilla Smirnoff-Skyy

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Ok Queens, I know I am not the only one......

Holy_McGrail — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 15:59:53 GMT

....who has been eyeing the beaded Christmas garland and ornaments at the stores and thinking to yourself "Wow! This would make a fabulous set of earrings and a killer necklace!"

Saw some at Longs Drugs and was soooo tempted. So Sparkly, so Gorgeous! I must wait til after Christmas for when it is 75% off!

Ok, so who is the Drag Queen that is designing the wonderful Christmas trimmings?

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Analyzing Holy McGrail from Her Favorite Movies Choices.

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 21:09:22 GMT

Hehehehe, I was adding more of my favorite movies onto my MySpace Movie slide and thought it would be fun to see what others thought of my movie choices.

Go ahead, I can take it. Anything Shocking? Surprising? Hilarious? Makes you say WTF? Your Favorite as Well? Not Surprising at All? Notice a Pattern or an Obsession? Or even make you say “Hmmm, No Wonder….”

LOVE to hear what you think!

Holy’s Movie Favorites….And in Alphabetical Order:

A Christmas Story
A Fish Called Wanda
Adventures of Milo and Otis
Amelie (Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain)
Arsenic & Old Lace
Basic Instinct
Blazing Saddles
Breakfast at Tiffanys
Cabaret
Chicago
Cidade de Deus (City of God)
Clerks
Coming to America
Death Becomes Her
Double Indeminity
Duck Soup
Finding Nemo
Flowers in the Attic
Funny Face
Funny Girl
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
GoodFellas
Grease
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
Hedwig & the Angry Inch
Kung Fu Hustle
Lady Sings the Blues
Les Triplettes de Belleville
Mahogany
Mildred Pierce
Misery
Mommie Dearest
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
Moulin Rouge!
Mulan
My Fair Lady
Paris is Burning
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Purple Rain
Showgirls
Silence of the Lambs
Sin City
Singin in the Rain
Some Like it Hot
South Park: Bigger Badder & Uncut
Sunset Boulevard
The Color Purple
The Goonies
The Incredibles
The Jerk
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Producers (original)
The Seven Year Itch
The Shawshank Redemption
The Wedding Singer
The Witches of Eastwick
The Wiz
This is Spinal Tap
Vertigo
Victor/Victoria
West Side Story
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane
What’s Love Got to Do With It
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Young Frankenstein

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America's Next Top Model

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:06:12 GMT

No, not me....the Show.

Okay, I know I am not the only one here that absolutely heart this show. I found myself jumping up and down for the new season to begin, maybe because i was hoping ANTM to save me from the disappointment from this season of Project Runway.

Loved the 2 hour first episode and I can smell the Drama. Ooooh, fasten the Holy seat belt.

The twins rocked the photoshoot and that Bulemia shot was FIERCE.

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Katya Presents....Herself, and keeps all the cash.....

Katya Lubnilla — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:23:02 GMT

Come join your Favoret Russian Couness, for 90 min of opera, popera, and shotunes. With the delightfull Matt Piatt at the piano, and special guest apperances by Summer Clearance and Trauma Flintstone. This show will be one of my best.

Show starts at 7 on sunday the 15th of October.
it will set you back $5

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The Tribe.net Makeover.....

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:59:22 GMT

Well, it does look better than the last one....but I was kinda getting use to it.

Eh, maybe they'll change it in another 6 months.

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OH LAWD! Whitney Houston Files for Divorce From Bobby Brown!

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:19:49 GMT

LOS ANGELES — Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown, her publicist told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make.

"I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce," Seltzer said.

• Find out who's kissing and who's telling in FOXNews.com's Celebrity Couples Center.

Houston and Brown, who wed in 1992, have had a sometimes tumultuous marriage, and rumors of their breakup have surfaced often over the years.

The couple, who live in Alpharetta, Ga., have one child, a 13-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina.

Houston, 43, had her greatest musical success in the 1980s and `90s when she had several No. 1 records on Billboard's Hot 100 including the megahit "I Will Always Love You," from the 1992 film "The Bodyguard," in which she also starred opposite Kevin Costner.

Houston has not been as active in the last decade and has battled drug problems.

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THIS EVENING - SUNDAY!

cookiedough — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 17:54:30 GMT

"COOKIE...AFTER DARK"
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Martuni's Lounge
4 Valencia Street @ Market Street
7pm - $5.00 - DJ MC2 on the tunes

Cookie Dough
Dearborn LaPidge
Steven Satyricon
Barbara Jo Peterson
Tom Orr
Ms. Nix

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I Heart Sister Dana

Holy_McGrail — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 20:06:31 GMT

From the Recent Bay Times.....

"Holy McGrail, winner of the 2006 Trannyshack Star Search, and current reigning Miss Trannyshack Coco Canal performed next. Holy must have had six different colors of wigs on her head, and Coco was in his boy persona. They did the hip-hop “No More Lies” by Michel’le. He kept trying to say, “You’re my only girl,” but she pulled out an accordion foldout photo gallery of every single Bond girl there ever was. Props to Holy’s props, because she managed to get color shots of all these luscious ladies. It was proof of the guy’s infidelity. But the pair managed to kiss and make up, and she fixed him a nice martini. Unfortunately for him, it was shaken and not stirred with poison (which she had pulled out and showed us). He began choking, frothing at the mouth, and going into seizures. She teased him by holding out the antidote, but never administering it and just watching him slowly die. Folks, this was the most impressive piece I’ve seen in a long time! "

Awww Shucks.

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A Special One Year Anniversary for Holy....

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:36:04 GMT

Hey darlings,

Did you know that one year ago Holy McGrail made her very first stage debut at the Faux Queen Pageant?
For some reason it seems much longer...but no, it's been one whole year.

My drag closet is full, lots of wigs on the wall and plenty of songs stuck in my head. Accccccccccccccccccccccccccck! I'm running out of room!

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No Gels or Liquids on The Plane? A Rant!

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:47:46 GMT

Does this mean No Personal Lubricants?

What is one to do about the dryness and friction while wanting to join the 'Miles High Club?

Or how is one to kill time on a long flight by cracking one off all by their lonesome in the cramp bathroom while flying over Oklahoma without Astroglide?

Or what if I, as a woman, have a case of the dehydrated vagina? Hey it happens, ask your mom. Women are not able to moisturize their walls with over the counter feminine wetness in a tube? Talk about irritation!

Just a rant. Any thoughts?

Any Alternatives? Maybe extra mayo packets?

Mmmmmmmm, Best Foods.

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Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:26:37 GMT

Wonderful....Fabulous... Terrific News, Everyone!

Why am I so damn happy?

Well kittens, Holy's got a new job! And it's for a fabulous non-profit organization! And it's in San Francisco!

Yes Landa, this Tunnel Person will be heading your way again...MuHAHAHAhAHAHa!

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Holotta More Holy Diva! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:06:24 GMT

Holotta Tymes!
Juanita MORE!
Diva Dan!
Holy McGrail!

Why do I hear that Sesame Street song 'One of These Things is Different From the Other'? Hehehehe!

Diva Dan Presents: Wicked Gorgeous
Sunday, July 9, 2006,
White Horse Inn, 6551 Telegraph @ 66th, Oakland, CA - 8:30 PM.
FREE FREE FREE FREE! But tipping is sexy as hell!

It was less than a year ago since Holy McGrail slid out of a glittery womb and worked it at the Faux Queen Pageant, in which one of the judges was the beautiful Juanita More! And I am just in awe and excited to be the other guest performer along side of her. Holotta Tymes makes me laugh so hard and is truly entertaining. And of course I simply adore Diva Dan. If she needed my ovary for a prop...I'd slice it out myself right there for her.

I'm dusting off 3 numbers this night...yes, including the one I did for the pageant and other places as well.

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The Devil Wears Prada

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 17:07:08 GMT

I never read the book but the movie looks ok...maybe matinee ok.

A possible Glitter Train stop? MaXx Faktor will not join me on this one...wonder why? Anyhoo.

Meryl Streep does look hot though.

Any thoughts?

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Dreamgirls Booth for San Francisco Pride Weekend

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:19:06 GMT

Twenty-five years after first bringing Broadway audiences to their feet, the Tony Award-winning musical sensation DREAMGIRLS comes to the big screen, under the direction of Bill Condon. The film stars Academy Award® winner Jamie Foxx, recording superstar and actress Beyoncé Knowles, box office favorite Eddie Murphy, “American Idol” finalist Jennifer Hudson and actor Danny Glover.

Paramount/DreamWorks / The Karpel Group will have a booth promoting this movie for pride weekend. This Dreamgirls Booth will feature tons of info and goodies for the movie for the lovely public to enjoy. Also, two very special Queens will be stunningly dressed as Dreamgirls and interacting with the fabulous crowd. The 2 queens you may wonder?

Why it's Holy McGrail & Landa Lakes

Come by the booth on Saturday or Sunday to say Hello and check out more about the movie Dreamgirls.

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Oh Scherina Marie...

Holy_McGrail — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 19:03:30 GMT

.... don't ever wipe that shit eating grin off of your face.

My sides still hurt from laughing at last night's Monster Show. Fantastic show and what great energy. Cookie and Trauma were fantastic as always.

My dear friend Scherina channeling Divine. Oh, I had to see it happen, everyone did.

The missing Cha-Cha heels with the shit fit, pulling a raw steak from her panties, getting molested by a lobster, the excessive use of hairspray while pointing a gun at the crowd, pulling roseary beads out of the ass & then shooting herself with a huge needle filled with liquid eyeliner.

And then the dog, the little freaking dog. As 'How much is that Doggy in the Window' played, I watched my dear friend squeezed the little dog above her head and it shitted right in her mouth and on to a plate. ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK! That shit looked too real ( I have the recipe if anyone wants it) and I almost pissed myself as I watched some of the crowd cover their eyes in horror. Scherina with a mouth full of crap spitting it back on the plate and then wiping it up and eating some more while looking Fabulous.

Damn.

You are one Fearless Bitch.

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Holy Says Take This Job And ......................

Holy_McGrail — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 05:03:23 GMT

So the funniest thing happened to me today. I got 'Let Go' from my place of employment.

Am I sad? As Whitney would put it "Oh Hell to the Naw!"

I've been anticipating it for a while and found it humourous all day that folks looked so sad or was extra nice to me.

As soon as the head cheese told me at our 2pm meeting... the first words out of my mouth was "FABULOUS!" as I smiled and gleefully asked about unemployment. Then I asked if I could leave now or do I have to wait till the end of the day, a girl has things to do.

As I was dancing out the head chesse's office, doing my diva walk, he tells me that the manager and this other gal will go downstairs with me to help transfer any work and to see all is cleared from my desk.

They were shocked to see that I have already packed my shit earlier and everything was cleared! Desk, Inbox, Computer, Everything! Oh, I was going to have the last laugh!

"Oh, I've already cleaned out everything. Let me just throw my garbage away and get on my way" "As you can see I even took the liberty to even get rid of my Fabulous Desktop off the computer screen"

The Gal says "Why did you do that? Why delete the Fabulous Desktop?"

"Oh Honey, No More Fabulousness for This Place, I Gotta Go...Good Bye"

Damn I Feel Good! HA!

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A New Pair of Shoes!

Holy_McGrail — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 21:07:07 GMT

Okay, I've been drooling over owning a pair of really high shoes. I want to be towering and have the footwear to be cute. Now I know that cute = uncomfortable which kinda sucks but I am so quick on putting on house shoes on the street...I'm ghetto that way.

So I am browsing around here online: www.snaz75.com

Great stuff...even the stuff on Clearance is Hot!

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Breaking News: Holy is so sick and she actually coughed up a lung.....

Holy_McGrail — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:06:47 GMT

....it was covered in glitter and wrapped in purple weaving hair.

More details later....

<cough> <yak> <putooey>

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Varla Jean Merman at Trannyshack Tomorrow Night!

heklina — Mon, 29 May 2006 21:59:20 GMT

You all can't miss this one......

Trannyshack is thrilled to welcome one of our favorite Queens back to our stage! Join us for "An Evening with Varla Jean Merman"!

Premiering some material from her upcoming show "Under The Big Top" , opening at the Victoria Theater, this is a rare chance to see this multi-talented drag legend in a more 'intimate' setting-the glamorous Stud Bar!

If you've never seen Varla's multi-media show, you cannot miss the spectacle!

San Francisco 9th & Harrison
10pm-3am show at midnight

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Mary Wilson Of The Supremes To Have Heart Surgery

Holy_McGrail — Sun, 21 May 2006 08:38:36 GMT

LAS VEGAS -- A founding member of the Motown group The Supremes is hospitalized in Las Vegas Saturday.

The TV show Entertainment Tonight reports 62-year-old Mary Wilson had a heart attack at her Las Vegas home Tuesday. She is scheduled for heart bypass surgery on Monday.

Her publicist said Wilson's in otherwise good health and is expected to make a full recovery following surgery.

Wilson sang with Diana Ross in the 1960s trio and still performs about 150 concert dates a year.
Click here to find out more!

Lately, she's been leading a state-by-state fight to pass legislation to stop copycat groups from profiting from established musical acts.

Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, br

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Holy Rocks With The Monster

cookiedough — Sun, 14 May 2006 17:30:35 GMT

Thanks darling.
Had a great time, and you looked wonderful.
Until next time, party on Wayne, party on Garth.
XO C-Dough

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Ready for your hosting debut???

cookiedough — Sat, 13 May 2006 06:05:06 GMT

See you tomorrow-10pm?
Do you want to know the line up?
XO

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Pulling it Out Of My Ass.....

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 05 May 2006 17:41:12 GMT

Ha! Got your attention!

I will be pulling a performance out of my ass (sooooooo last minute) at the Cinch tonight to celebrate Cinco De Mayo.

What exactly will happen, hell I don't even know...but that is what makes it more fun! Wooohoooooo!

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Working On Lyrics

cookiedough — Mon, 01 May 2006 19:52:43 GMT

Sorry for the delay darling.
Getting the lyrics together now.
They will be done phonetically-
How embarrassing to my French heritage.
See you and Landa tonight.
XO Cookie

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why...

Fauxred — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 19:34:23 GMT

..do I not have those boots in the main pic??

I mean besides the fact that I would have to duck every time I went inside, avoid staircases, add an extension to my arm to hold the boy's hand, and sit only at high tables in cafes...

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The 80 year old Queen....

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 18:21:03 GMT

Yes! What a joyous occassion to be celebrating!

Let's all wear our Tiaras in honor of her Royal Highness....

Here Here To the 80 year Old Queen!

(leaving door wide open)

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Early Morning Lover

cookiedough — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 23:13:45 GMT

Hey doll,
It was my juju working on you this morning.
I was telling someone yesterday afternoon about
our number at T'Shack.
It just took a few hours to travel to your mind.
Ooh, Scary Mary!!!
Did you treat MaXx Facktor nice on his triumphant
evening Saturday?
XO

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KOOLER THAN JESUS!

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 22:48:24 GMT

Trannyshack proudly presents

KOOLER THAN JESUS!
Confessions of a Christ

TUESDAY, APRIL 4th

Do not miss Peaches Christ’s Kooler Than Jesus (Confessions of a Christ) performance spectacular. One night only! The long awaited drag sequel to Peaches’ legendary Passion of the Christ show. Another evening of gore-filled sacrilege courtesy of the bible. Theatrically blasphemous interpretations of the scripture will cause you to change your religion.

starring:

PEACHES CHRIST
BEA DAZZLER
MUFFIN
METAL PATRICIA
DIVA DAN
RENTTECCA
CALAMITY & BARBITUA
PRECIOUS MOMENTS
COOKIE DOUGH
HOLY MCGRAIL
and a rare on-stage appearance by... PINKY RING!

Audience members publicly confess their sins. All shall become disciples of Christ and... Hail Mary!

DJ DEREK breaks form and promises to play the best sets of sacrilege inspired death rock, goth, & industrial dance.

The very "holy" CHOCOLATE greets you at the door.

Trannyshack, Stud Bar (Harrison at 9th St.), $7, show at midnight
www.peacheschrist.com
www.trannyshack.com

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life in the polk

troubleporndawgie — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:44:00 GMT

i've been housesitting for mister freddie, which is a delight because it's only 5 blocks from work. right at his corner on polk every morning, i've had the pleasure of passing a restaurant called 'holy grail.' i think of holy every morning, avec my morning java as i stroll down to the salt mine.

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Oh... Is that how the words really go? Take 2....

Holy_McGrail — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:32:03 GMT

Whoa Boy! Let's Try This Again........

I tend to listen to a song over and over and over again to the point where I am about to puke when learning it for a performance.

I've listened to the same song for a week or so trying to learn the words for what I thought was a simple song. Or so I thought.....

This morning I look up the words and I am just amazed of how off I really was this whole time. Whoa! That's funny.

Hearing the wrong words: Is it an occupational hazard for any Queen?

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The Brush Arbor Gurlz presents “Around The World in 80 Minutes”

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:38:47 GMT

I’ll be making my co-hosting debut…

Oh, I hope I don’t say anything mean to any of the performers while I have that mic in my hands. <smirk> Muhahahaha!

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Landa Lakes and co-hostess Holy McGrail will take you on a trip around the world in drag. With the lineup of Drag Queens, Drag Kings, Faux Queen and Gender Benders. Come and have a good time and help to support BAAIT-S, a local organization dedicated to outreach to the Native Amercian LGBT community.

Saturday, March 25th
POWERHOUSE
1347 Folsom Street -Between 9th & 10th
Show starts @ 8:00pm
$5 bucks

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What A Silly Walk You Got There....

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 23:30:27 GMT

www.sillywalksgenerator.com

Create your own walk and enjoy the Silliness! Enjoy!
If you care to share with me....glittermefabulous@yahoo.com.

I'm easily amused

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So Katya Hands Me The Perfect Song....

Holy_McGrail — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 19:14:23 GMT

....and its so damn good I get moist listening to it. I am speechless and shaking with excitement after listening to it 5 times in a row. Oh My GOD it’s just TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

It is a BIG song and needs a BIG stage....Very Pageant material! Hmmmmm……

Ever come across a song and/or performance idea that does that to you? So Orgasmic that you'll need to change your Panties just from thinking about it? Or is it just me?

Oh My…<<<shivers>>>

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HOLY - LANDA - REHEARSAL TONIGHT?

cookiedough — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 17:38:50 GMT

Left a post on Landa also.
Did you get the Word Doc.?
Are you coming over tonight after work?
No more then 45 minutes.
No lipsynching, just murder.

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Spam. A LOT.

troubleporndawgie — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 23:58:37 GMT

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.05

Title: SPAM HASHBROWN BAKE
Categories: Main dish
Yield: 8 Servings

1.00 pk Frozen hashbrown potatoes,
-thawed slightly (32 oz)
0.50 c Butter or margarine, melted
1.00 t Salt
1.00 t Pepper
0.50 t Garlic powder
2.00 c Shredded Cheddar cheese
1.00 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed
-(12 oz)
1.00 cn Cream of chicken soup
-(10 3/4 oz)
1.50 c Sour cream
0.50 c Milk
0.50 c Chopped onion
0.25 c CHI-CHI's Diced Green
-Chilies, drained
2.00 c Crushed potato chips

Heat oven to 350'F. In large bowl, combine potatoes, melted butter,
salt, pepper, and garlic powder. In another bowl, combine cheese,
SPAM, soup, sour cream, milk, onion, and green chilies. Add SPAM
mixture to potato mixture; mix well. Pour into 2-quart baking dish.
Sprinkle with potato chips. Bake 45-60 minutes or until thoroughly
heated.

MMMMM

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Monster Show Recap - BrokeAss Mountain Girls

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:10:48 GMT

Cookie, what another wonderful turn out this Saturday. It was kinda scary crowded, but everyone was sweet and enjoying themselves.

I enjoyed doing my numbers on that Monster stage, despite almost tripping off of it...but yeah, I meant to do that...LOL. That hair sure did stick on my head for the 'Dorothy to Mahogany' transformation and I hope I didn't hurt no one with flying buttons when I ripped my blouse open. Also suprisingly, I wasn't sore after the Shug Avery number... I was scared I was going to break something.

Landa, you totally rocked the Kong, hunny. Brilliant! I totally got it and the song choice was excellent.

Trauma amazes me every time! Her second number was to die for...I laughed so Hard! MaXx did great and was a cutie. Cookie you rocked it as always. So much more to say and so little time. Yeah! What a Great Show! Brava!

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Upcoming Faux Queen events?

Roxy — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:21:54 GMT

Hi, I am wondering if anyone on here can tell me when that annual San Fran Faux Queen pageant is , and where, and any info at all would be super appreciated.... Thanks!

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Dear Abby: WIFE CAN'T SHAKE THE MEMORY OF HUSBAND AND BROTHER IN BED

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 22:28:39 GMT

I just had to share...............

DEAR ABBY: After 23 years of what I thought was a happy marriage, I came home and caught my husband, "Wes," in bed having sex with my brother. It was a shock, to say the least. That evening, they had gone to a bar and drank heavily. Someone gave them a pill of unknown origin. Wes says he doesn't remember anything until I walked in and started slapping some sense into him.
ADVERTISEMENT

We have stayed together. We haven't made love, however. I can't seem to get the picture out of my head. I feel like my life has been shattered. I love Wes and want us to have a productive life. How can I forget? -- SHATTERED IN SOUTH CAROLINA

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DEAR SHATTERED: One thing is certain, you won't be able to "forget" until you get the whole truth about what happened that night. I find it highly questionable that both your husband and your brother would accept a "magic pill" from a stranger that suddenly rendered two presumably straight men bisexual. The question you should be asking isn't how you can forget, but how long their affair has been going on. You need honest answers, and you also need to understand that you are not alone with this problem.

You and your husband are overdue for marriage counseling, and for your own sanity, please contact the Straight Spouse Network. The members of this unique organization are current or former heterosexual spouses/partners of gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender mates and mixed-orientation couples. They offer, from the vantage point of experience, personal, confidential support and resource information that can help you. The Web site is www.straightspouse.org. Please don't wait to contact them.

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Need a Holliday?

LandaLakes — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:51:14 GMT

* Jennifer Holliday - “One Voice” Gala Gospel Concert - Yerba Buena Center for
the Arts - 3/22 *

Link to html online version of announcement: www.onevoicegospel.com

- Presented by Yevette A. Flunder Foundation, Inc

“One Voice” Gala Gospel Concert

Wednesday, March 22nd
7:30 PM

Yerba Buena Center for the Arts Theater
701 Mission Street (Mission & 3rd)
San Francisco

Featuring -

Jennifer Holiday, The Inspirational Voice of Broadway
Ted & Sheri, Stellar Award, Group of the Year
Linda Tillery & the Cultural Heritage Choir
Golden Gate Men's Chorus
Emmit Powell & The Gospel Elites
Jeanie Tracy
The Helen JH Stephens' Angelic Voices
Yvette Flunder
Freeplay Dance Crew
Miranda Wilson - Mistress of Ceremonies

* Ticket Information -
$75 - General Seating
$ 125 - Preferred Seating
Online: http://tickets.ybca.org/tickets/reserve.aspx?performanceNumber=1647
Phone: 415-978-ARTS (2787)
11:00 AM - 6:00 PM
$7 per order service fee applies
to all phone and online ticket orders.

Additional Information:
Phone: 415-861-6130
Online: http://www.onevoicegospel.com

Featuring the best of gospel music artists and choirs from across the country,
the One Voice Gospel Concert has become San Francisco’s premier annual Gospel
music fundraiser.

The concert raises funds for the Yvette A. Flunder Foundation, Inc., which sends
funds, technical and educational resources to various orphanages and health
institutions throughout sub-Saharan Africa. The foundation also supports The Art
of Refuge’s social assistance programs provided to San Francisco youth.

Over the past three years through ticket sales and donations, the Foundation has
bought a tractor and other agricultural supplies to the Mother of Peace
Orphanage in Zimbabwe to help establish their self-sustaining farm for 150 AIDS
orphans; developed a gospel music concert and educational workshops with leading
South African singers raising awareness about HIV/AIDS Prevention and provided
funds to HIV clinics and Hospitals in Ghanna, Uganda and South Africa. Join the
Foundation for this annual and extraordinary evening of music, awareness and
celebration.

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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears.....

Holy_McGrail — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:47:55 GMT

....when I'm on the bus going home and I pass up houses that still have Christmas lights on....mind you, it's MARCH! I fell like climbing on top of these silly people's homes, rip off the freaking lights and slap them with it.

I'm sorry, it just doesn't make sense to me! Acccccccck!

So what really grinds your gears?

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Mahogany playing at The Castro Theatre this Friday 3/3/06!

Holy_McGrail — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:11:55 GMT

March 3, 2006
Mahogany
Friday: 7p and 9:30p

Directed by Berry Gordy Cast: Diana Ross, Billy Dee Williams, Anthony Perkins, Jean-Pierre Aumont 1975, 109 minutes SCOPE NEW 35MM ARCHIVE PRINT!

Supreme Diva Diana Ross stars in this megalomaniacal fantasy about a Chicago secretary whose aspirations of becoming a fashion designer become a reality, resulting in international fame. Anthony (Psycho) Perkins co-stars as an obsessed photographer who inspires her to greatness, with Billy Dee Williams as her demanding love interest. Features over 50 outlandish 70s outfits, all designed by Ross herself.

Okay, so who wants to go?

Or better yet, what is your opinion about this Movie?

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With All This Talk About Movies & Oscars.....

Holy_McGrail — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 00:40:51 GMT

Yes, it's time to play a little game. This time it's all about movie titles!

Simple enough honey...take a Movie title and replace one word with the word 'Penis'

I'll start...

Monty Python & the Holy Penis
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Penis
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Penis

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qoweiutposdfkjgpoaiwuetopadsfgpo

troubleporndawgie — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 21:57:39 GMT

oops ... sorry ... i guess the earthquake made me type that.

did everyone enjoy that little spasm at 11:34am?

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Hmmmmm. One Hard Decision...

Holy_McGrail — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 22:34:30 GMT

There are two celebrities (or famous folks). You are forced choose one out of the two between to have sexual relations live on a prime time TV special. It's a hard decision because your choices are horrendous!

Question: Who are your 2 celebrities you must ponder over and over again?

My nightmare choices?

Flavor Flav and Bobby Brown. ACCCCCCCCCK!

<<<shivers>>>.

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You scream, I scream, we all scream for Holy McGrail Ice Cream

troubleporndawgie — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 23:04:55 GMT

Ben & Jerry's has a few new flavors on the market. And one is just too too delish ...

"VerMonty Python" ... a kahlua-style ice cream base with chunks of chocolate and loads of small cookie pieces. Delish delish delish.

But the packaging ... YES, there is the Holy Grail on the packaging. So, we have Cookie & Holy poised for majoring marketing campaign fun ... who's next?

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The White Elephant Sale! March 4th & March 5th!

Holy_McGrail — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 23:11:31 GMT

http://www.museumca.org/events/elephant.html

White Elephant Sale - "Acres of Bargains for Peanuts!"

I'm telling you...Honey, this is the Holy Grail of Vintage and New finds! You will find everything and then some. And it is well organized and amazing. Great to pick up props and clothing for drag.

Tips! 1) take Bart to Fruitvale and take the free shuttle. 2) If you go on Sunday afternoon around 2:00pmish, some of the 'Departments' will run 'Brown Grocery Bag Speciala' Buy a bag for $2 at the book department and fill up. Same this with the Accesories department. The women's clothing department was $11 for a bag.

Anyhoo...don't miss it. Wonderful wonderful stuff!

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HOLY, HOLY, CLICK HERE, CLICK HERE...

cookiedough — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 22:23:22 GMT

http://www.creepycarrie.com/events.html

XO Cookie Dough

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Encore! Encore! Holy's Star Search Performance Yet Again!

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 19:33:17 GMT

I will be performing my Trannyshack Star Search winning 'Find Your Grail' number yet again on February 21st for the 'Best Of Trannyshack' . Same number with a few changes to jazz it up and give it more sparkle.

So if you missed it the first time or you loved it so much you just had to see it again, come check it out.

Of course Cookie Dough will be my King Arthur, but I am looking for another Python or two to be Knights of the Round Table....Any Takers?

-----------------------------From www.Trannyshack.com------------------
2/21- Join Heklina as she celebrates the Trannyshack 10 Year Anniversary, with performances by Trannyshack alumni past and present-it's the best of the past 10 years! Featuring The Steve Lady, Joey Arias, Miz Ana, Calamity, Metal Patricia, Holy McGrail, Putanesca, Juanita More!, Anna Conda, and Diva Dan. $10 cover this night.....

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Casting Drag Queens for Indie Film in San Francisco

Nathan — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:38:25 GMT

MORE THAN I COULD CHEW, a comedy about the dark and mysterious world of competitive eating, is looking for glamorous drag queens to appear in our grand finale scene. The shoot will take place on March 6th and 7th, from 9:30 am to 4 pm both days.

Unfortunately, this is an unpaid project, but you will be fed, treated well, and have fun. And we'll take some great beauty shots that you can have for promotional use. If you are interested in taking part, please contact me at nathan@numbersandspaces.com and attach a photo.

Thanks,
Nathan

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Rehearsal for Holy's number?

troubleporndawgie — Sat, 18 Feb 2006 22:48:02 GMT

Holy ... I'm going off-line today at 4pm. Won't be back on-line until Monday morning. I'm figuring you must be having a rehearsal sometime before Tuesday night, but not sure when/where.

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Unjade My Heart

Holy_McGrail — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 18:10:00 GMT

This Tuesday, February 14-On Valentines Day, Puerto Rican tranny dynamo and birthday girl Putanesca blows away all the bitterness with "Unjade My Heart", an evening of Love, Passion, and Romance!

Featuring sweet performances by:

* Kiddie
* Suppositori Spelling
* Holy McGrail
* Glamamore
* Heklina
* Diva Dan
* Anna Conda
* Valentine
* and more!

Catch the show if you can lover.
I'll be doing the most sickening looooooooooove song ever ala Whitney.

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The Cinch This Friday! An Oldie But Goodie...

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 19:24:48 GMT

I was asked to do one performance at the Cinch this Friday Feb 3rd.

"Nothing New...it could be something you've already done' Anna Conda says...so yet again I am going to dust off the Jennifer Holiday wig. What the hell, its a fun number to do.

Friday at the Cinch
Anna Conda, Scherina Marie & Moi, Holy McGrail
Show starts: Midnight
Admission: Free!

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I'm a Hooker

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 18:59:35 GMT

Yes Honey, you heard right.

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Quick Look, I'm part of Trannyshack History!!

Holy_McGrail — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:12:37 GMT

www.trannyshack.com

My word, I forgot to wear my push up bra. LOL!

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Tribe's New Makeover

Holy_McGrail — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 17:42:50 GMT

Ok , makeovers are sometimes necessary (hint...cough...Monistat...cough...hint)...but I'm not sure if I'm really digging this new look for tribe. I kinda hurts my eyes.

Any thoughts on this new look for Tribe?

Or Monistat's need for a makeover? LOL!

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Mark your Galendars!!!

benhipus — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 04:27:16 GMT

The KLUBSTiTUTE KOLLECTiVE === www.KLUBSTiTUTE.com

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Friday, January 6, 2006
We will be updating bios, photos and artwork to website

Two Events Honor 16 Years of Counter-Culture Tragi-Dramedy
KLUBSTiTUTE Archive Show & Reunion Party Followed By Alternative TrannyShackSTiTUTE

SAN FRANCISCO — Sixteen years after opening an alternative club for wacky themed performances and imaginative explorations of creativity the klub kids gather again Tuesday, January 24th, 2006 for two fun-filled events in San Francisco’s seedy SOMA neighborhood.

HaveYouSeenMe?STiTUTE is an Archive show, Reunion Party and Media orgy with performances (open to the public) at the fab Center For Sex & Culture (more deets below). Then we stumble down the street and take over the Stud at 9th & Harrison for TrannyShackSTiTUTE with crossover stars of both KLUBSTiTUTE & TrannyShack fame.

Re-defining who and what art is and can be has been a passion for many artists and performers in the underground scene of San Francisco. Sixteen years ago (1990) Diet Popstitute along with other members of the infamous Popstitutes opened KLUBSTiTUTE which begat PLAYSTiTUTE, The KLUBSTiTUTE KOLLECTiVE, The Virgin Queen Contest, PROMSTiTUTE, The Faux Queen Pageant and countless other tragedies infecting the stale nightlife and reinvigorating zany fun into the cold netherworld of Sodom by the Bay.

“…the open mikes gave way to a mixture of rock bands, spoken word, DJ/dancing, theatrical productions, musical ensembles and zany theme nights. In no time the club became a favorite of queers, punks, literati, glitterati, differently gendered persons and political activists.”
– Alvin Orloff AKA DJ Alvin A-Go-Go & author of GutterBoy

“One of my fondest memories was when Juanita More got her new body suit and was running through the club as fast as she could looking naked with just a whisper of fabric and high heels. With a crowd that great the show was just icing on the cake!”
- Sister Kitty Catalyst OCP, uber-nun and homo-propagandist

HaveYouSeenMe?STiTUTE
Archive show, Reunion party and media orgy (open to the public), with performances by 2005 Faux Queen Hoku Mama Swamp, Trixie Carr, Bea Dazzler, Windy Plains, Cricket Bardot and femcee Anita Cocktail (more performers will be updated on our website) plus DJ Pusspuss and delightful refreshments.

9p doors, 10p show --
Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
$4.98 cheap!
At the Center For Sex & Culture,
398 11th St at Harrison, San Francisco

TrannyShackSTiTUTE
Crossover stars of both KLUBSTiTUTE & TrannyShack fame perform at the legendary club featuring Jazizi Capuccino, SupposiTori Spelling, Deena Davenport’s tribute to Lois Turd 3000 with Johnny Kat & Timmy Spence, Ethel Merman, Princess Kenedy Ruby Toosday and femceed by the effervescent Heklina and Deena Davenport. (more performers will be updated on our website) plus Door Mistress Chocolate and DJ Derek.

Show at midnight, $7 cover -
Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
The Stud, 9th & Harrison, San Francisco
# # #

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pictures of tuesday?

monistat — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:59:07 GMT

has anyone seen pictures of tuesday night, cause i went through the usual suspects websites, and apparently they dont have it up... i was busy outside and only got to see Holy McGrails performance...lol im so biased...hence the reason why i wanna see everyone elses pictures,

ciao
monistat

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uhm, HEYYYYYYY ???!!!

Angel — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:39:52 GMT

did i hear right?

ALL HAIL HOLY, holy holy holy!
kisses and congrats baby xxoo

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7th Annual Star Search @ Trannyshck 12/27 @ Midnight!

Holy_McGrail — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 15:02:45 GMT

This Tuesday, December 27-Movie maven Peaches Christ joins Heklina to host the 7th Annual Trannyshack "Star Search" contest....who will be the first Trannyshack superstar of 2006?

Featuring celebrity judges

* Miss Trannyshack 2005 Coco Canal
* Miss Star Search 2004 Landa Lakes
* and Putanesca

And virgin T-Shack contestants:

* Charleston Chu
* Muffin
* Holy McGrail
* Chardonnay
* Franken Chick
* Nicorette
* Kenya Phister
* Candy
* Monistat
* Hoku Mama
* Brett Elvis
* Raza Burn
* and more!

Your cordial hostess Heklina
Door Mistress Chocolate
DJ Derek
Show at midnight, $7 cover
The Stud, 9th and Hairrison

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Connie & Carla

Holy_McGrail — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:55:02 GMT

I just watched this movie again last night. Truly a funny movie...I simply love it.

Plus what some great lines from that move.

"Carla, your knee is in my coochie"

BuHAHAHAHAHA

Do you love it Mary or are does it give you mono? Please share!

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My (Crack) Smoking Performance This Saturday at Harveys!

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 14 Dec 2005 17:38:27 GMT

Yes, Holy McGrail will be performing as the cracked-out but still loved Whitney Houston and a duet with Scherina Marie (Oh Lord) as a Ladies of the Night.

Love to see you there. Merry Crackmas!

THE MONSTER SHOW!
Hosted by Cookie Dough & Veda De Voe
2nd Annual Holiday Celebrity Crackhouse Show
Saturday - December 17th
HARVEY'S BAR - 500 Castro St. @ 18th
killer drag show 11pm - $6.00 - 21+
dj MC2 on the tables

Performances by:

Cookie Dough
Veda DeVoe
Holy McGrail <------------ Woohoooooo!
Scherina Marie
Felicia Fellatio
Misty Meanor
Visa DeKlein
Poison Ivy
Monistat
& many more

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I Need A Skanky Hooker Name

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 21:00:29 GMT

Yes, you heard me right., I've been stressing lately and the creative juices (and other juices as well) have not been flowing right. Ewww, and that boys and girls is what we call 'TMI'.

Anyhoo, I have a great duet coming up with Scherina Marie where we will be skanky (to stanky..well maybe not me) hookers. I mean the kinda that will do anything for a dollar.

So I need a suggestions for a name for me and Scherina Marie. Maybe a play on our names but skankified....

any takers???

(I know, from vibrators to hookers...where is my mind at lately??)

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Hey, Holy

troubleporndawgie — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:47:47 GMT

I wanna do "You Can't Stop The Beat" from Hairspray. It takes a bunch of people to do. Wanna do it? And if you do, which character from Hairspray do you wanna be?

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Holy McGrail Gets the Holy Spirit at Trannyshack!

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 18:51:34 GMT

Whew! After my debut on the Trannyshack stage as Ms. Diana Ross getting my weave yanked out by the lovely Cookie Dough at the Supremes Look-a-like & Lipsynch contest w/ the legendary Mary Wilson (heard she loved it)....Holy is back for more.

Look for me tonight on the Trannyshack stage for 'Ladies of the Church'. I'll be in 3...count them 3 numbers as backup for Landa Lakes, MuthaChucka and Heklina.

Holy Lewya!

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My Trannyshack Stage Cameo & Debut!

Holy_McGrail — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 21:58:18 GMT

"I said I'm moving on up...."

Yours truly will finally step foot on the Trannyshack stage tonight for The Supremes look-a-like & lip-synch contest. Look for me performing as back up for the wonderful Cookie Dough. I will be performing next to Landa Lakes and Scherina Marie and trust me, it will be a hoot.

Pretty excited y'all, especially since the legendary Mary Wilson will be there to judge. I know she will never forget me after the stunt we are going to pull.

Hehehehe

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guess who....

LandaLakes — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 18:01:39 GMT

http://www.pashofa.com/MVI_2284.AVI

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Your Choice of Make-Up Line?

Holy_McGrail — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:12:35 GMT

Curious to know what make-up everyone uses...c'mon spill it!

I myself am a wet 'n wild kinda girl. Yup, the eye that all adore is done using the .99 cent makeup. I will invest in a little bit better foundation though. I love the maybeline whip foundation! I will also pay for a good mousterizer as well.

Yes, I am cheap! MAC is pretty and all, but I love Wet n' Wild!

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looking for backup performers

pandoraparadox — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:23:33 GMT

So I'm Running for Mr. TGSF and I'm looking for back up performers you should be able to make rehearsals between now and january AND make most of the following dates:
December 18
January 7
January 14
January 21 (this is the performance day and we will be needed most of the day)

here's what I'm looking for exactly:

Drag performer's to represent the following

2 famous gay actors from the 30's or 40's
a famous starlet who died of an over dose from the 30's or 40's
Billie Holliday
other famous people from the 30's and 40's who had alot of issues and could some how fit into the song dope show by Marlyin Manson here's the lyrics

The drugs they say
Make us feel so hollow
We love in vain
Narcissistic and so shallow
The cops and queers
To swim you have to swallow
Hate today
No love for tomorrow
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
Who want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low
And blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show
They love you when you're on all the covers
When you're not then they love another
They love you when you're on all the covers
When you're not then they love another
The drugs they say
Are made in California
We love your face
We'd really like to sell you
The cops and queers
Make good - looking models
I hate today
Who will I wake up with tomorrow?
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
Who want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low
And blow your mind
They love you when you're on all the covers
When you're not then they love another
They love you when you're on all the covers
When you're not then they love another
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
Who want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low
And blow your mind
They'll blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show

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For Holy

troubleporndawgie — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 20:26:37 GMT

a thank-you note arrived to me this week ... here's the part for you, from Kevin @ Magnet:

want to again thank you PROFUSELY as i can for the Tina's event last month
... it was by far the best orchestrated, smoothest and most engaging Tina's
we've had ... i appreciate your time and commitment and wish to spread
these thanks to Katya Ludmilla and Birdie Bob and Holy McG as well ...

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November 12th come see Holly McGrail....

LandaLakes — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 21:32:17 GMT

Bench and Bar
2111 Franklin St (Google Maps, Yahoo! Maps)
Oakland, California 94612
Landa Lakes (the reigning Ms. Osage Hills 2005, A Native American drag title) and her Brush Arbor Gurlz (the Bay Area's only Native American Drag Troupe) will hit the stage to raise funds for the Bay Area American Indian Two-Spirits joined by the wonderful Holly McGrail, Bubblin Sugare, Heklina, Trauma Flintstone and more. The event will feature Drag Kings, Drag Queens, Faux Queens and some Gender Benders.
$8 at the door at Bench and Bar located at 2111 Franklin St, Oakland. For more info contact landalakes@pashofa.com or go to http://www.baaits.org/.

BART:
-Exit the 19th Street Station
-Walk two blocks to 21st
-Turn right at 21st, then left at Franklin

Driving from SF:
-From I-80 take the I-580 E ramp (Downtown Oakland/Hayward/Stockton) 1.9 mi
-Take I-980 W exit to Downtown Oakland 0.7 mi
-Bear right at Northgate Ave 0.2 mi
-Turn left at W. Grand Ave 0.3 mi
-Turn right at Webster St. 0.1 mi
-Turn right at 21st., the left at Franklin

From Creating Change Conference (Oakland Convention Center)
-Head Northeast up Broadway 0.6 mi
-Turn Right at 21st, then left at Franklin
1 minute drive or 8 minutes by foot

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Where is Warhol and his Campbell Soup Pix

LandaLakes — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 23:57:55 GMT

I know you got some pix from the High Holy Drag Week... so when are you gonna post 'em? Hmmmm, hmmmmm.....

I will just await tapping my fingers until I see them....

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Me Performing at the Monster Show Tomorrow!

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 21:36:29 GMT

Yes, Tomorrow evening at 11:00pm, yours truly along with other fabulous queens, including the Lovely Landa Lakes, will be performing at Harvey's for the Stars on 45 Show.

I've been practicing 2 new songs just for this...and I promise to put the stank on it. Also the dreaded Roulette Wheel with 12 songs and an audience member select one for me to perform. Yikes! Some of these songs I never heard before...so it shall be amusing.

Now, this will be my first paying gig and although I am in need of new eyelashes and other things, I will be donating all I make, including tips from the audience, to the Red Cross or another charity to help out those devasted by Katrina. I can wear my lashes until they fall apart on stage, if that means the money can help someone truly in dire need.

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Benefit Cosmetics

LandaLakes — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 18:36:15 GMT

There is a SALE... see the coupon in the pic file... happy shopping....

www.benefitcosmetics.com

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Name My Big Ass Vibrator...

Holy_McGrail — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:25:27 GMT

That's right.

I am ready to construct a huge vibrator costume for a funny performance I want to do on stage.

A six foot shiny pink vibrator! Whew!

I'm not good at naming thing...only building them. So I ask of you....What should I name the Vibrator? It will be stiched to the back of it or along the sides.

Thanks

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Performing

pandoraparadox — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:47:06 GMT

so pandora as some itching to be back on the stage, she has plenty of numbers put together she just needs a venue....

so if you have a show and are looking for a performer either faux queen or burlesque...

lemme know

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This Saturday!

Holy_McGrail — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:00:39 GMT

Pretty 'pissed off' In Pink
An evening of teenage angst gone awry
Saturday, October 1st (Castro Street Fair Eve)
Harvey's Bar - 500 Castro St. @ 18th
Drag Show 11pm / $6.00 / 21+
DJ MC2 on the tables

Performing This Night

Cookie Dough
Landa Lakes
Katya Lubnilla Smirnoff-Skyy
Miso Hornay
Felicia Fellatio
Foxy
Holy McGrail
Scherina Marie
Pretty
Syphillis Diller
Vinyl 'Victor' DeVille

That's right y'all...And I'm Going DISNEY!

I'm also unleashing my alter ego Unholy McGruel on stage.

Curious? Be there.

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Need Wig Ideas

Holy_McGrail — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:35:21 GMT

Since your girl Holy is in the Wig Making from scratch mood these days...I'm trying to build my portfoliio to show those potential folks who may want a Holy McGrail Original.

I can weave many colors (natural and rainbow) and make almost any form or style. I can glam it up, add motors & even lights.

I've got a couple of things in the works, but I like research.

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Abundance of Sparkly, feathered, and fringe are heading our way!

alotta — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 17:56:10 GMT

Tease-o-Rama is coming to town!

America's ONLY convention dedicated to the foxy, fabulous and all-around over-the-top world of burlesque! We are proud to announce Tease-O-Rama 2005 in San Francisco, USA. Tease-O-Rama has it all! SEE performances from over 200+ contemporary pinup queens, TAKE classes in everything from tassel-twirling to burlesque history, SHOP for free at our Sunday afternoon Burlesque Shopping Bazaar, VIEW The Suicide Girls West Coast movie premiere and MEET the legends of days gone by.

See converage from this past Sunday's Datebook
sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi
(cover photo - Simone de la Getto; Table of contents page - me :)

Tickets NOW on sale for Tease-O-Rama 2005!
For a full list of events, classes, performers, movies,etc., check out
www.teaseorama.com

Thursday Sept 29th
Tease-O-Rama Meet and Greet the Stars of Tease-O-Rama
Cafe du Nord
2170 Market Street
San Francisco, USA

Friday September 30th - Sunday October 2nd
Tease-O-Rama Showcase - OVER 200+ performers!
Bimbo's 365 Club
1025 Columbus Avenue
San Francisco, USA

Saturday and Sunday Oct 1st - 2nd
Daytime Burlesque Classes and FREE Shopping Bazaar
Swedish American Hall/Cafe du Nord
2170 Market Street
San Francisco, USA

Sunday Oct 2nd
Suicide Girls Movie AND Living Legends Panel
The Victoria Theater
2961 16th Street
San Francisco, USA

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For The Love of Eyebrows!!!

Holy_McGrail — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 17:33:59 GMT

Ok, I'm a woman without any eyebrows! Well, I do have a quarter of an eyebrow, although they are cut very short and plucked.

For the sake of my drag, since I do a big dramatic eye, it is a sacrifice...but it does freak MaXx out.

I've always plucked or waxed my natural brows, now I have gone to the point of no return.

I know there is a trick out there for eyebrows. Anyone care to share?

How do you feel about eyebrows and drag?

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Tomorrow Night!

alotta — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 22:42:17 GMT

Ladies and gentlemen, Little Minsky's is back for
> another fun-filled evening of burlesque lovelies,
> vaudevillian antics and cabaret cuties on Thursday,
> September 8th at Club Deluxe (San Francisco). Join
> us for a brand new line-up of vintage-inspired
> entertainment featuring:
>
> Harlem Shake Burlesque - changing history one shake
> at a time
> The Indra - exotic cabaret sensation
> Simone de la Getto - saucy and vivacious
> Valentine - enigmatic and alluring
> The Flying Fox - golden-age burlesque glamour girl
> Cookie Tuff of the Chainsaw Chubbettes - really
> knows how to tear it up
>
> Jill Tracy - MC femme fatale and sinister chanteuse
> The Paper Dolls - that adorable trio of ukulele
> ladies
> Kristina & Scott of The Nekyia - entrancing belly
> dance
> Bob Taxin - mind-melding mentalist
>
> Oran - DJ's smoky jazz tunes
>
> Little Minsky's
> Thursday, September 8th
> Club Deluxe, 1511 Haight St.
> 9pm - 2am, Show at 10pm
> $5, 21 and Up
>
> Harlem Shake Burlesque -
> www.harlemshakeburlesque.com
> The Indra - www.theindra.com
> The Flying Fox - www.theflyingfox.net
> Jill Tracy - www.jilltracy.com
> The Nekyia - www.thenekyia.org

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