I hear ya. Malls are awful. I don't like to shop, either. I never have nice clothes because a) I can't afford them & b) I don't have the patience to go look for them. Now shopping for bellydance stuff... that's a different story, somehow.

"I hate seeing choices that can only be classified as "trampwear" or "geezerwear." "

Hear, hear!!!! I hate trying to find a decent shirt! They're all made to fit your body like a second skin and I really hate that! Not to mention I have a ten year old daughter and I will NOT have her wearing things that make her look like a little whore. Drives me crazy it does! But maybe this should be a rant of its own...

I hate the new MooMoo-shirt trend. Discusting!

I hate walking into a plus size section and not seeing a single item that would actually flatter a woman of my build (very large pear).

Oy! I gave up that part of the girl card ages ago. Malls suck as does most off the rack clothing, both adult and child. I have done separate ranting about kids clothing too. And I hate having to alter my own clothing. I do wish I had more time so I could go back to making nearly all my own clothes to have clothes that fit.

You know, I do too. I only like shopping for books and groceries.

I also hate that just about every store that carries big-girl clothes has such a wretched offering that I usually run out, screaming "I'm FAT, not BLIND."

Oh, but that leads me to a letter I wrote...perhaps I'll post it separately...

I HATE malls too, or pretty much any place I have to weave through rude, self-centered, cooler-than-thou teenagers.

I hate bringing every single damn pair of pants to the tailor too, which I really should do - even those Old Navy "short" jeans are too long on me - but I just can't be bothered to get them hemmed, so I either cuff 'em or deal with the dreaded shredded look on the back hem. Sigh.

I have hated physically shopping for a helluva long time now...much prefer virtual, on-line shopping. Although, trying clothes on can be a bitch that way, LMFAO!!! For real, if I have to go to a mall, I head straight to the one (and only) place I have to go, get what I need and get the hell out.

Unfortunately, I have a 10 yr old girl that has discovered her love of fashion...uuuuuugh!!

Damn I better hand in my card too, 'cause OY do I hate the Maul. .and the shopping for clothes that will never fit..and the geezerwear mom jeans of hell..and looking longingly at the cute clothes that strangely appear to only come in sizes that just might fit ONE of my boobs, or maybe one leg.

So yeah, I doth hate the Maul, I have counted the ways, and there are many many more than I have listed.

And whoever said "I'm FAT, not BLIND"...AMEN!!!!

I can never find pants that fit, except if I shop in men's clothing. I've got that weird combo of wide waist and narrow hips. Unfortunately, men's pants are designed for people who also have penises to carry around (I just keep mine in a jar ;)

I would totally shop at your store.

Oh, and I am also a mom who refuses to dress her nine year old like a college student. No low cut shirts, mini skirts (unless she's wearing leggings), pants with things written on the behind, pictures of cherries on things, suggestive slogans, belly shirts, etc. Luckily my kids don't give me a hard time about that rule. Surprisingly enough, my mother wonders why I don't encourage my 15 year old to dress more Brittaney Spears. I like her punk/goth look. It gives the distinct message of "you touch me and I'll kick you in the hooha".