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Be careful

2008-08-05T00:07:42Z

http://www.youllshitbricks.com/

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ARM YOURSELVES !

2008-08-04T17:17:49Z

Oh.. cool :)
http://www.freewebs.com/norstar1/movieswords.htm

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Star Log Entry

2008-07-28T02:52:03Z

Starlog Entry Alpha 9893225.21

I have changed out the Data Storage Files that began at http://tribes.tribe.net/jesussaveshallelujah/thread/98fcd56b-e5b8-4fca-9862-a52d674f4c3b#6c7c7e87-0837-4fd2-8f6d-1e9c2aad6834 which recorded the Starlog - Social and Historical Document for future generations.. The memory was being corrupted because I programmed the Crews Starlog entries into the wrong hard drive – no one will know though…

Things continue to get worse and worse on The Starship Tribe.

Captain Francesco has persisted in handing over Command to various unqualified Captains of the Ship. (Note – he made me acting Commander once and everything went well – please award me the Medal of Honour – this will probably have to be done posthumously…. I have also prepared and encrypted a list for the “Medal of Infamy”. I did consider compiling a list for the Anal Probe of Thor – but some here would enjoy it… if they survive)

The Acting Captain is Dudley. He slobbers and is most undignified – he is driven by primeval urges to be fed and root chair legs and Lynn's thigh. The calls us all “food slaves”. He often has bad breath. I am sure if we have a hostile contact he will prove to have no balls and the ship, and its crew, will be destroyed…

I now realise why Captain Francesco keeps handing over command to others. He does this to free himself from command time - in order to have kinky sexual relations with the tentacled aliens who have invaded the ship.

The aliens still want to get me…I can hear scratching sounds again in the vent...
I fear we are all doomed..

Tell my mommy I loved her

Ensign Bloke

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A Ferret!

2008-07-28T02:42:38Z

The family next door showed us their house tonight and their pet Ferret(MoJo) REALLY liked Me(well of course!) Then they said when we move into the new house next door I could Have Him!
I have always loved Ferrets...so I am thinking of introducing MoJo to my 81 lb Dog Buddy... if they get along I'll keep MoJo! Buddy met a Ferret at China Lake last year.
Whaddaya all think ?

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I don't think he thought this through too well..

2008-07-27T04:39:26Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JJxCFa8YmbQ&feature=related

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Scuse me

2008-07-26T03:38:17Z

Please,,please,,,check into this thread....I dont care if you never post,,post so I can take a head count...no one is missin elsewhere and I have been havin bad dreams,,so please,,please,,just,,wave or nod or scream or have an orgasm,,I dont care,,,just say something...

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It's a Done Deal!

2008-07-25T22:00:19Z

This morning Don and I "Closed" on our New House!
After 7 weeks of "angst" ..buying a NEW House is a Bitch LOL...the Deal is DONE!
We move into it this coming Monday! Yayyyy! No More Rentals...we OWN it now!
*see my Blog on here!

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Happy Apollo Day!

2008-07-23T13:57:23Z

It's that time of year again... to celebrate the anniversary of the first moon landing. No candy or flowers or presents to buy, just a day to hoist one to Mike, Buzz, and Neil. Here's to you, guys.

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Happy 4th!

2008-07-09T04:37:53Z

Happy 4th of July to all my TRIBE freinds!
So what are YOU doing..or how did YOU spend your 4th Holiday today?
Don and I are going to spend it Grilling Steaks and floating around on Floaties in our new Swimming Pool NAKED in the Wonderful Southeastern Idaho 96 degree Sun!
The 4th of July is sure DIFFERENT HERE than back in Tacoma!
Last year,I wore my Ski Parka Wool hat and Gloves and huddled under an umbrella to view a soggy Fireworks display on Tacoma's typically 40 degree Rainy 4th of July Evening!

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Jesse Helms is DEAD!

2008-07-06T13:28:54Z

Ding Dong the BIGOT is DEAD...the Bigot..dead the Bigot Dead....
Ding Dong this Christian BIGOT is DEAD!! SING ALONG with Me.....Ohhh Yeahhhh!!!!
Republican Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina Died today of OLD AGE(FINALLY!) at age 86 and is no longer a Pain-in-the-ASS BIGOTED Anti-Gay Senator!
This Born-Again Evangelical Christian Bigot has been blocking Bills in Congress that would have benefitted Gay People for THIRTY SIX FUCKIN YEARS!(Since 71,when Gay Rights Began!).
This Fat Bloated Evangelical Christian PIG also blocked MUCH NEEDED Funding for survivors of HIV/AIDS during the Epidemics early years!
Using a Single Leviticus Old Testament Biblical Verse as his Benchmark of Gay Hatred : "Thou Shalt not lie with Man as with Womankind" this Christian Bigot has been fighting for his 1950's style "Family Values"...since 1959!
Brings to question WHY there aren't "Senatorial TERM LIMITS?"
Today was the 4th of July...a Celebratorial Day Indeed..but for Gay People in the United States from Coast to Coast it was also a Celebration of one Christian Bigot's DEATH!
Rot in your own Christian HELL you FAT Evangelical PIG! WE celebrate your DEATH!

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Okay.. so we can eat cats.. can we also eat any of these ?

2008-07-04T17:52:08Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H9ij7Cq3GF4&feature=related

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Comedian George Carlin dies in Los Angeles at 71

2008-07-04T16:37:38Z

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/us_nm/carlin_dc

The man was much more than just a comedian
part gentleman, part scholar,, a rebel with a cause

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Metallica reveals upcoming album title, 10 remaining fans rejoice

2008-06-29T03:41:47Z

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/339/12928/Metallica.html

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Bible Uses!

2008-05-30T07:02:52Z

Other than "Reading It" here are a few "Other good uses" for the Good Book:
1.) Good kindling for your campfire!
2.) Good toilet paper for a quick asswipe on the trail,just watch out for those "Gold Guilded Edges"!(one can get a Nasty "Anal Cut")!
3.) A good place to hide Pornographic Photo's.
4.) makes a good Child's Coloring Book.
anyone else have a fav use for the "Good Book" other than reading it?

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Hey Duds!

2008-05-25T07:01:25Z

Why are you now "Uncle Dudley" - some births ? Did you adopt a puppy ?

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Junior School Children Writing about the Sea.

2008-05-24T14:32:42Z

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it make my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe whey they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)

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Back to the snark......the reason for this tribe......CHINESE FOOD!

2008-05-24T14:27:08Z

Some suggested uses for felines in Chinese food:

Moo goo gai cat
Cashew kitty
General Tso's feline
Sweet and sour cat
Cat rangoon

Any more?

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I met Trouble.....

2008-05-23T15:30:11Z

Ha,,he is super awesome and sweet..He is very tolerant as well..lol I drug him all over Haight Ashbury and he never once complained...He didnt even mind me eating every five seconds..LOL I also drug him to shop til we dropped..LOL He even bought some things....We had a blast and I cannt wait to see him again.....He is such a love.......

HUgs Trouble sweet.....I had the bestest time.....

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The EX Killed my Computer!

2008-05-23T15:28:46Z

Well my good freinds...the EX..you all KNOW who he is(name witheld per TOU) has struck again(Stupid Deluded 60 yr old Junkie!)
The night before I was to leave Tacoma he returned to the house and stole BOTH BUDDY and My Computer. Before he stole it he went into the "Bios" and programmed the Hard Drive to self-destruct..ten days later my Computer went into "Safe Mode" and my computer techie told me today there's no way to retrieve material on that Drive becuase it self-destructed. Luckily for the Ex he returned both Buddy and my Computer the next morning and that's when I "nailed his ass" in the street in front of our house and he spent three days in Tacoma County Jail while I moved away.
Seems like he's been lurking in Tribe again so here's my message to this sorry-ass Junkie:
David H and I backed EVERYTHING up two months before I left so I have over 95 % of the Material on that HD except the Video's of Lynn,Michael and Myself. As for Your Hard Drive? Well Uh I think I threw that in the Trash here last week in preparation for my Move into the NEW House Don and I bought! Have fun resserecting that 9 yr old IBM!(LOL what a Dinosaur! Win 95?LOL!) I popped a new HD in the Computer you attempted to destroy and now I have a Fast NEW Computer(fully loaded) and a new life in a New House! Nice Try ! Your LUCKY I gave you your Dog Back!

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Beware the Jezebel !!!!!!!!!!

2008-05-23T15:26:39Z

http://www.truechristian.com/kidzjezl.html

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Country Funeral Story

2008-05-20T16:14:00Z

As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be buried there.

I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost.
Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.

I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.

The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour out my heart and soul. As I preached about "looking forward to a brighter tomorrow" and "the glory that is to come," the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and "Glory!" The fervor of these men truly inspired me. So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached before, all the way from Genesis to Revelations.

I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers say to another,

"I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before, and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years.

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So....

2008-05-14T16:16:52Z

I see that you are enticed by my daughters awesome rockin tits.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/164823

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Hit my head on the sink

2008-05-13T19:05:13Z

I was hanging a clock in my bathroom while standing on the toilet, when I slipped and hit my head on the sink.

I was knocked unconscious, and when I woke up I came up with an idea and drew this:

http://www.glitchnyc.com/images/fluxFull.jpg

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For Lynn, Jake, Trouble, and all of you who are playa bound in August.

2008-05-12T14:02:58Z

I have a video for you that our regional coordinator posted on another thread.

It brought tears to my eyes. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUOkvmUnc_0

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Buying a House is a BITCH!

2008-05-09T15:40:55Z

Well my good Perv's... One down and many more to GO!
We looked at a "Dream House" on a Mountainside overlooking Town BUT.. The Buyer didn't bite our Offer! so it's Back to the Real Estate Broker!
I can see now why they say Buying your Dream Home can be "the biggest headache you will ever get"!
Any "Tips" on how to lessen this Headache?

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Mason is Mod!

2008-05-06T00:02:32Z

Mason's excellent Top Hair Bands thread has earned him the Moderatorship of this great Tribe!
Enjoy!

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This is sicko...

2008-05-05T23:11:14Z

...and I'm sure I've posted it before, but given the name of this Tribe, it's more than appropriate :)

CAT LOVERS - DO NOT CLICK !

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

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Top 25 hair metal bands

2008-05-02T17:27:52Z

Through reckless use of hairspray, spandex, make-up, just plain goofy stage moves and even sillier videos, '80s hair-metal bands made themselves the butts of some pretty obvious jokes. Like any genre, hair metal had its share of lousy bands and inept performers, bland careerists and overconfident idiots. But there were some bands worth remembering.

Ranking them gets weird. Aside from the top 12 or so, the rest could probably switch places without anyone noticing. And while perhaps the Darkness should appear as a modern day example, I held off and stuck to bands who reigned when there was a reign to be had. And for those looking for AC/DC, Metallica, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden--they had plenty of hair, but too much denim and leather and not enough "pop" for this crowd--I let the Scorpions stand in for all of them.

Break out the Aqua Net and grab your Bic. Time to start a fire.

25) Winger: Poor Winger. Once the loser friend on Beavis And Butthead showed up wearing their shirt, it was all over. Crowds eager to hear "Seventeen" and "Headed For A Heartbreak" suddenly didn't want to be seen listening to them. But Winger guitarist Reb Beach deserved a better fate than this. And he did go on to play in Alice Cooper's band! But he also got stuck playing with Dokken. But when time rewrites history--or, heck, when I rewrite it--Winger will finally get that Aretha Franklin-accorded R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

24) L.A. Guns: Known by many for being the band that once contained (if one could actually "contain" such a volatile gas) Axl Rose, L.A. Guns managed to be a legitimate threat on their own. However, if you're one of those people who likes to keep a "family tree" of band members, you've got a virtual forest on your hands here, as it appears that every musician in L.A. spent at least a week in this band.

23) Queensryche: I could've given this slot to the Dogs D'Amour, but then I thought someone needs to represent the progressive side of all this hair. We've got enough guys who want to be Johnny Thunders. Queensryche were far more serious than their contemporaries and worked on concepts that fit more comfortably next to the works of Rush than the New York Dolls. I've never really understood what "Silent Lucidity" means. Please explain--in 50 words or less.

22) Enuff Z'Nuff: Is it because they came from Illinois? Or because you could hear the Cheap Trick and Beatle influences? Or because rock critics liked them while all the other bands were getting mercilessly slagged? (Crap, Rolling Stone named them "Hot Band of the Year" in 1991, the year Nirvana broke!) For whatever reason, Enuff Z'Nuff never caught on, the victims of bad spelling and a deadly conspiracy. There is still time to rectify this injustice. But not much, so hurry.

21) Hanoi Rocks: Mostly known for Razzle, the drummer who died in a car accident with Motley Crue's Vince Neil at the wheel, Hanoi Rocks were a legitimate hard rock group with influences that went back to the Stooges, New York Dolls and any variation of a band with Johnny Thunders in it. Let's make these guys more than a footnote. Let's name a potato chip after them.

20) Angel: Conceived in some ways to be the "white light" to their fellow labelmates Kiss' black darkness, Angel were too early (1970s) to cash in on the primping pop and slick guitar leads that would be all the rage once the band went their separate ways. They were clunky. They were corny. Their keyboard player--Greg Giuffria--ended up being the most successful member, when it was clearly obvious that Punky Meadows, who even got mocked by Frank Zappa with "Punky's Whips," should've been the big star. But their LOGO read the same upside down!

19) Loverboy: I wouldn't blame you if you confused these guys with Night Ranger, who almost made this list until I decided that guys who worked for the weekend and told us the kid is hot tonite deserved to be here more. Besides, singer Mike Reno wore one heck of a headband and even had a miserable hit with "Almost Paradise," a song very well-liked by my cat, Tiger, the ultimate critic and, at 20, the boss of the house.

18) Faster Pussycat: Speaking of cats, Faster Pussycat, named after the Russ Meyer film Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, had the misfortune of releasing their debut album just as Guns n' Roses were issuing theirs and the charts just weren't big enough for the two of them. Timing is everything.

17) Bon Jovi: There will be those who argue that these boys from New Jersey should be higher on this list. And if these boys didn't embrace every cliché as if they'd discovered a brand new idea, they might have moved up a few notches. But there's no shame in coming in just below the legal limit. And "You Give Love A Bad Name" makes up for "Bad Medicine" and "Wanted Dead Or Alive" and kept them off the "Worst" list for good. I'm originally from New Jersey. We have no cowboys. We do have Bruce Springsteen. I understand your confusion.

16) RATT: "Round And Round" and "Back For More" were two catchy hits and for that RATT contributed more to the total sum of human knowledge than most groups with far greater critical pedigrees. That the band could never quite recapture their early success is pretty typical of the fickle musical world. Had they only figured out the right Slade songs to cover...

15) Quiet Riot: If you had suggested to someone in the early '80s that the road to quick riches and radio fame would be to cover some tunes by the band Slade, well, I'm sure more than one record executive rolled their eyes at the time and said "No, thanks." That would be like expecting pop and punk groups to achieve success singing the Simon and Garfunkel catalog! Yet, these things happen. There is no logic to explain why "Cum On Feel the Noize" should suddenly become a radio anthem in 1983 after it had already been a hit a decade earlier. But it did and people got paid and careers were established and people like me went back to writing horoscopes and weather predictions.

14) Kix: A great cereal and an underrated band. Kix never achieved the success of many of their fellow foot soldiers, but when Kix did have their brief moment of breakthrough it happened in classic hair-metal style. With a ballad. Like nearly every other band on this list, the band connected with the masses with a song--"Don't Close Your Eyes"--that doesn't best represent their sound. But the money was green and after years of mayonnaise sandwiches, I'm sure the band was only too happy to add some ham to the mix.

13) Vixen: Metal is a man's man's man's world--even if they did it by specializing in looking like women. It's also an ironic world. Since only--who?--Girlschool, Heart, Lita Ford, Bitch and Vixen come to mind when thinking of fine female metalists. (Joan Jett was always more of a punk.) Just to add insult to injury, freakin' Richard Marx wrote their hit "Edge Of A Broken Heart." Richard Marx?

12) Scorpions: I leave these good Germans to represent all the hard rockers (Rainbow, Dio, Judas Priest...) who were less about the hair and platform shoes but still managed to entertain the masses with very loud guitars turned to 11 and anthems that required singers trained in vibrato and operatic arias. "Rock You Like A Hurricane" may be their most known tune, but "Blackout" and "No One Like You" deserve to be put in the time capsule as well--if only for their great approximation of the English language.

11) Cinderella: Cinderella were the one glam band who started making other plans before the bottom fell out. They'd mastered the pop metal genre with Long Cold Winter but with Heartbreak Station were already finding their way back to their Stones-like roots, so when the trends shifted they wouldn't be left looking backdated. Yet, it didn't work out. Singer Tom Keifer suffered throat surgeries that put the band on hiatus for the early '90s and effectively stalled their momentum. And they really were better at pop metal than blues.

10) Twisted Sister: They deserve to be here for their videos alone. Sure, they were obvious and crass. Their tunes were juvenile and filled with self-parodic rage. They weren't going to take it. And if it I knew what "it" actually was, I probably wouldn't take "it" either.

9) Spinal Tap: Yes, and there's also no Santa Claus. You say Spinal Tap aren't real? Is "Big Bottom" not really a song? Is "Stonehenge" not a hard rock classic? Was keyboardist Viv Savage not the great unsung member of the group? "Have a good time all of the time" is as profound a philosophy as anything by that Nietzsche guy. And if Bobbi Fleckman and the rest of the label had promoted them properly they would never have landed in the "Where Are They Now?" pile.

8) Motley Crue: Mick Mars may be the creepiest looking guy in music--and that's saying something. And Tommy Lee may only be "lovable" to women who regularly appear in centerfolds. But I wasn't planning on inviting these guys to dinner. On some level, you expect to hear that your rock stars do not behave like choir boys or even decent human beings. Whether they drink the blood of goats or indulge in enough recreational narcotics to have a poppy field named after them, it goes with the territory. Their greatest sin isn't heroin, it's their inherent corniness.

7) Ozzy Osbourne: With Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne invented the glorious sludge end of heavy metal. On his own, he discovered a guitar player named Randy Rhodes who resuscitated Ozz's career at a critical juncture and set the bar for the rest of the '80s. Even Osbourne himself couldn't match up to his first two solo albums. And while he's known to an entire generation of kids as that guy with the wacked-out family, he'll always be known to me as that guy with that wacked-out voice. Has any singer ever sounded so on the constant verge of self-combustion?

6) Kiss: This is a tough one. Because technically Kiss were at their best in the 1970s when they were a complete circus act. By the time the '80s rolled around and they switched members and dropped the face paint, they hit and mostly missed. Then again trying to explain to someone why "Firehouse" and "Love Gun" are genius and "Let's Put the X in Sex" is not requires a level of intricate logic that only a true Kiss fan can explain and/ or understand.

5) Aerosmith: Aerosmith were supposedly done. By 1983, their two guitar players were gone and they were barely a band. Their success in the 1970s was nothing more than a hangover. But then they reformed in every way. Got straight. Worked with professional songwriters who knew their way with a hit and the lead singer even had a daughter he could put in the videos so it wouldn't just be a bunch of ugly old dudes. And it worked. And suddenly a guy old enough to be your dad (and my dad) was kicking the butts of people 20 years younger. On paper, this is wrong and even impossible. But apparently these guys dig beating odds--and hiring out when they have to.

4) Def Leppard: Their producer, Robert John "Mutt" Lange, deserves to stand alongside them. These English lads knew a thing or two about writing catchy tunes when they first arrived on the scene, but it was their apprenticeship with Lange that led to the meticulously crafted pop-metal that defined the era and put these guys a solid foot if not yard ahead of their competition. Others tried to copy them and ended up with corporate sounding, lifeless junk. These boys found a way around that where that was the point.

3) New York Dolls: Every '80s hair-metal band owes a debt to David Johansen, Johnny Thunders and the rest of the crew, for the lipstick, for the hair, for the clothes and sometimes even the riffs. Mocked in their time--but loved by the critics--they couldn't hold it together. Because dysfunction drives the music. If musicians were normal, they'd get day jobs and be done with it.

2) Van Halen: Not really glam in the traditional sense, Van Halen with David Lee Roth at the helm were the flashiest dudes on the scene. Punks mocked them, but Roth was always in on the joke. He knew he was being absurd. Of course, reams have been written on Eddie Van Halen's guitar prowess. But what really drives this band is the chemistry of the band itself. The rhythms are virtually jazz, the guitar licks are avant-garde and DLR's sense of scream pure camp. They put the blues in a blender and made it shake. And have you seen junior's grades?

1) Guns n' Roses: Appetite For Destruction ensured this volatile bunch of ne'er-do-wells their place in hair-metal history. (And Axl was pretty quick to tone down the aqua-net.) Combining punk, metal and pop in one slamming freight train, Guns n' Roses in one brief flicker of tension jumped to the head of the class and apparently will spend the rest of their days doing other things. Even if Chinese Democracy ever does surface, who will really think of it as the work of Guns n' Roses? Without Slash? Without Izzy? Without Duff? It's like getting a peanut-butter cup with no chocolate, no peanut butter and only an oily rapper.

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Covering "It" up......

2008-04-28T14:43:46Z

...when your driving your Convertible...with the Top Down!
Don has a Lovely mint-condition 91 Mazda Miyata Convertible naturally since he's my Husband I get to drive it whenever I want. Here's the "Pickle"...In this HOT Idaho Summer Heat....I Drive Naked!
Ohh LORDY!..what to DO when those pesky people in those HUGE TALL SUV's Towering over YOU with their cell phones to their ears ...stop next to me at a red light? (Miyata's are VERY LOW) and everyone,even a Ford Pinto can look DOWN at you!
1.) Cover "IT" up with a Nice Georgio Armani Beach Towel....
2.) Pull your shorts ON before you come to a full stop.....
3.) Smile nicely and let e'm LOOK.....
or...4.) Grab hold of your "Big Fleshy Gearshift" and show e'm what YOU can DO!
any ....Suggestions?

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Say good night sisters and heathens..LOL

2008-04-27T22:29:15Z

Couldnt find the other one,,,,so I started a new and improved one.:)

Night peoples,,,

Dont do anything I wouldnt do,,,,,which, cause of Dudders,,,leaves you guys wide open for anything up to and including doing the *Butt-scoot Boogie* and sniffen butts and crotches. LOL
Dudley is a Bassett Hound BTW. For any who dont know.LOL
He has lost his nuts to a cruel owner who had him...*Whispers, nuetered*

we dont discuss balls because of his sensitivity.LOL But he likes humping legs..LOL His wonderful Food Slave Dad is Corvus..:)

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This site is baaaad....

2008-04-27T22:06:07Z

Eternally damned. I'm going to hell...
http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/categories/nunOfTheWeek/

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The real thing

2008-04-25T09:01:03Z

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812490

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Extra Tickets!

2008-04-21T14:45:12Z

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel event at Braves Stadium this weekend if anybody wants them. He's going to try to jump 500 Republicans with a bull dozer.

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Is this irony ?

2008-04-21T10:09:34Z

The first man to distil bourbon whiskey in the United States was a Baptist preacher, in 1789.

Source http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/uselessfacts/history/001.html

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Have you had your Dose...

2008-04-21T04:14:30Z

Of....Blasphemy?
I popped a Boner and stroked it while passing one of Idaho's Many Mormon Temples this morning....How about....YOU?

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ALL HAIL JAKE !

2008-04-20T23:19:16Z

Down on your knees heathen !

(just don't try to put anything in my mouth while I an down there Jake ! )

Jake as mod.. I am scared.. very scared :)

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Truck "NUTZ"!

2008-04-20T20:22:17Z

Forget Garfield's tail hanging out of your Trunk!..that's soooo 1980's!
The NEW Craze,especially if you drive a "Manly Truck" like I do is.......
TRUCK NUTZ!
Thats RIGHT Folks! a BIG Lowhangin pair of BALLS complete with Veins and a realistic lifelike look and FEEL to them! you Hang Them" off your Truck's Rear Bumper!..and they Hang just as NICE as Your's Do!
Truck Nutz come in FOUR different Sizes! Small Nutz for the Religiously Conserative..
Medium Nutz fo those who wish to make a "Statement"
and Big Nutz for those of us who want the World to know ....WE GOT BALLS!..why they even have a pair of STEEL NUTZ for the TUFF ENUFF'S!
Check out www.allthenutz.com and YOU TOO can get your Very own pair of "BALZ!"
I guess I know what Don is getting ME for my B'day...a BIG pair of Truck NUTZ!

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Hiding your Nakedness!

2008-04-20T00:31:20Z

If your Like Me and you have a Lovely wood deck off your living room French Doors with privacy fencing around "only 3 sides of it.".and you hate clothes here is what YOU can DO to keep YOUR favorite Hedonistic Spot PRIVATE and hidden away from those neighbor's prying eyes:
Our Deck is open on the end that faces the backyard! Soooo I built a Sub-frame of pine 2x4's to "frame-in" the open end of the Deck! I then hung Three sections of that lovely and CHEAP Bamboo Roll up Screening over the two ends..and one over the opening over the Stairs! Drop those babies DOWN...and VIOLA! Instant Privacy so YOU can walk from YOUR living room out onto your Deck completely NAKED! It makes for a Lovely space to host all those "Naked Barbeques" and....a nice place for some Nookie when it's too hot in the house!
Now...If I could just do something like that around the Swimming Pool I'm putting in the yard next month.......!!

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can we please...

2008-04-16T08:16:32Z

get rid of my boots as the tribe picture ? You all deserve to look at something much nicer...

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LOL you have to listen to this,,

2008-04-15T18:36:10Z

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=3&gps=125_131_1276_640&f=10&su=p284.8.150.ip_&tt=9&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//video.google.com/videoplay%3Fdocid%3D6105835388019085654%26q%3Dnancy%2bpelosi+snl%26total%3D8%26start%3D0%26num%3D10%26so%3D0%26type%3Dsearch%26plindex%3D0

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Blasphemy: It's what's for breakfast!

2008-04-13T13:05:26Z

Always like a new name.. this one makes me think of.. Captain Awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LC5uaREr4

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Haallloooooooo,,haaallooo?

2008-04-12T15:27:41Z

ssssiiiiggghghhhhh,,

dumdeedoodeedumm

fudgecicles

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6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun)

2008-04-11T07:21:28Z

http://www.cracked.com/article_16115_6-insane-cults-that-actually-sound-like-lot-fun.html

(thanks Lisa :)

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WARNING ADVISORY!!!!!!!

2008-04-07T11:35:19Z

Having a breakdown, due to the massive stress levels,,,I may be tribing drunk tonight,,which is something a never really do,,one beer is usually enough for me,,,but I have a hella feeling tonight I may have 3..Which,,I am a light weight,,,so,,3 will effectively put me under the table..:) Cheers..

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A Bloke Under threat..

2008-04-07T09:31:35Z

I need your help !

I have received the following anonymous tip off...

"Bloke,

I just noticed you are a so-called "Free Beer Hound". Did you get permission to call yourself a Hound, or did you just carelessly add that to your name?

Dudley is a member of the Worldwide Hound Secret Service Investigation Bureau Association Society, and they don't take this sort of thing lightly.

Duds is now expecting a PM, you have 24 hours to explain yourself before he contacts the Australia office of the WHSSIBAS to report the likely unauthorised misuse of the venerated title Hound.

I had a lot of talking to do in order to get you that 24 hour grace period, please don't waste it. Just in case, you may want to watch your back starting now.

Have a nice day,

A Friend "

A nice day indeed !

I have replied;

"Thanks Friend.... this is not the first time a secret and international pack of dogs has been after me.. I will carefully consider the wording of my response and which particular treats and squeaky toys to throw at them to distract them from my scent ..

Given the gravity of the situation I am thinking that I should call for the assistance of friends to help me compose my message.. what do you think ?

I think the seriousness of the situation demands I employ and apply my full resources to this problem..

And thanks for the heads up.. I know how much you risk.. last time this happened the person who warned me had their carpet destroyed and had never, ever, again been able to retrieve their home delivered newspaper without have it shredded and dribbled on.. You risk much my friend and it will not be forgotten..

Thanks

Bloke
Free Beer Hound. "

I have about 17 hours left to respond and the Worldwide Hound Secret Service Investigation Bureau Association Society keeps messing with me by turning off the power in my hour of need..

It is my thought that Duds is being pressured by his sinister colleges in the WHSSIBAS .. he always seemed so nice and friendly.. so amenable to a good pat and a bone.. perhaps I should try to bribe him - or appeal to his honour .. after all - he is supposed to be mans best friend.. or is that all just a front ? Or, perhaps, Duds is just a cog in a wheel, an unwitting victim of this international conspiracy ????

Can I save myself.. can I save Dudley ?

Help me friends !!!!!!!!!

HELP !!!!

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NEWS!!!! Angry goat kills Tennessee Pastor..

2008-04-06T03:52:39Z

This is just too twisted to not to put in here. This is a sad story. Yet, it opens doors to so many things on so many levels....It is hard not to say something..lol

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=65804

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Goodbye all...

2008-04-04T08:06:48Z

Apparently we are all buggered come the end of this year..

And all I did was look up sacrilegious on http://thesaurus.reference.com and I found a sponsered link....

"2008 - God's Final Witness

From now until the latter part of 2008, many prophecies are going to begin to be fulfilled, especially the Seven Thunders of the Book of Revelation, which the apostle John saw but was restricted from recording. Those thunders are revealed in this book, as well as detailed accounts of the final three and one-half years of man's self-rule on earth, which are recorded in the account of the Seventh Seal of Revelation.

Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history.

As these events unfold, the world will increasingly become aware of the authenticity of the words in this book and realize that Ronald Weinland has been sent by God as His end-time prophet.

This book is primarily directed to the people of the three major religions of the world (Islam, Judaism and Christianity), whose roots are in the God of Abraham. Ronald Weinland has been sent to all three."

Source http://the-end.com/2008GodsFinalWitness/?gclid=CNm22em9t5ICFQdHagodWxcyvw

Anyone got Ronald Weinland's phone number ? I think I need to talk to him !

See you in hell people !

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OMG,,EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED

2008-03-26T14:53:55Z

Goodness. What are we gonna do now?

http://tribes.tribe.net/jesuslaves/photos/a373d50e-f5b8-49f6-bd4b-175ba4abf6bf

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Hal 9000's gone....

2008-03-19T23:34:49Z

Arthur C Clarke died last night. *sigh*
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23401053-23109,00.html

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Jesus... raves?

2008-03-18T23:40:15Z

Now, when we say Jesus Raves, are we talking about the great love he has for his industrial strength Osterizer, which he uses for making the most divine pitcher of margaritas you have ever seen?

Or are we talking about the incredible dancer he is, and how much he loves going to a rave?

Or are we talking about how he is totally insane and will rant and rave about gnomes stealing his underpants for hours at a time?

Or is it something else?

Inquiring minds wish to know.

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Iv'e moved!

2008-03-17T01:29:39Z

As some of you know,my Ex went on a 10 day drug freakout
so now I am living in Pocatello Idaho with my new Man Don
he)name witheld per Tribe Rules) injured me badly by dragging me with his truck
and is now in the county jail for his "efforts" .
Life in Poky (as the local's call it) is NICE and living with Don is a dream come true for me.
I also have BOTH of our Dogs
I welcome my new life here and just wanted you all to know I'm Ok.

Jake

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For Rhino, Trouble, Gobo, Violet, Eddie and Hank

2008-03-15T23:24:58Z

Okey doke. I have a question that I cannot find the answer too.
I have no idea what condition the playa will be in, although from the videos, I have seen it is pretty solid out there. I had read a thread about converting a pair of inline skates with inflatable wheels, which you can get from a hobby shop and where the general traffic is, you should be able to swing it. Is this true or not? If it is, wouldnt a regular pair of skates modified, act the same? I ask, cause i want to wear my tennis shoes in the slippers, and with el wire and lcd lights, light them up, so I am not a darkwad. But wheels would really rock in how I can really change the night appearance of my slippers.

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I have to say this..

2008-03-15T23:18:54Z

Of all my tribes, the burning man tribe, for some strange reason,,gives me the greatest headache and grief..There are days, it makes me not want to go and to want to get rid of my ticket.....Snarkiness is down and that is good,,,it isnt anything I can put my finger on....With the exception of Ms Dynomite, who is actually in my other tribes,,,and the guys of course,,,,it is just too much crap to wade through..too many posts I think,,,I dont know,,I just do not like the tribe for some reason..Maybe I am spoiled in my other tribes,,
I want to go so badly,,,but I want to have fun..I know that Sas told me not to judge bm,,,by the poeple in the tribe,,,,,I will still go of course,,,sometimes I am wondering if I will have fun.........

Menopause,,,gotta hate it,,:)

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jesus apeared and spoke to me in brazil 1996/08, why me?why no voice

2008-03-14T16:07:38Z

three men on full size crosses appeared and the one in the middle spoke and made all the gestures of speech but no voice.. why? and why to me? told many diffrent prechers ,etc, none would clarify.?

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Hey, watch where you're dropping those soya beans!

2008-03-13T18:06:42Z

a little bit of cross post religion....

Eternal damnation, here I come. Have enough trouble keeping away from the original 7, now I have 7 more sins to worry about. Damn, damn, damn!
First 7: Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed and Sloth.
Next 7: Polluting, Genetic Engineering, Obscenely Rich, Drug Dealing, Abortion, Pedophilia and Social Injustice.

From wildapache: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7287071.stm

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why can't I worship a teapot if I want to ???

2008-03-10T21:54:36Z

Been following this story for a couple of years now. There's this cult in Malaysia that worships a teapot.

Yup, heard it right. The cult had pretty good itentions too as they were encouraging dialogue between religions and the teapot symbolised the purity of water and "love pouring from heaven". Nice idea..

The authorities demolished the 2 story teapot a while ago, if you want to have a look http://www.alarabiya.net/files/image/large_20219_46462.jpg but a poor cult memember was recently jailed :(

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/woman-jailed-for-teapot-worship/2008/03/05/1204402555972.html

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Look Around You

2008-03-08T21:47:12Z

These are BBC science videos from the seventies.

Actually, it's comedy, and only a few years old, but it's done really well. It's very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj2NOTanzWI Module 1: Maths
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROX8koDCmQQ&feature=user Module 2: Water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57eh-Ty65u4&feature=user Module 3: Germs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En_XPqxTIeE&feature=user Module 4: Ghosts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmw7JfsNzoY&feature=user Module 5: Sulphur
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5cWWV0KNDg&feature=user Module 6: Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eVN55NEREo&feature=user Module 7: Iron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z-ScbO9CTs&feature=user Module 8: The Brain

Also the pilot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swIg08WO04k Module Zero part 1: Calcium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXftaLnjp9Q&feature=related Module Zero Part 2: still Calcium

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Bye for now

2008-03-08T20:48:42Z

Warmest wishes to everyone in here, but circumstances are going to make it a lot harder to be online for a while.

You see, the layoff that we have been waiting for since last year finally happened and this is my last night on the job. There is hope though, a couple of avenues I am checking into.
Because my job was lost due to outsourcing, I should be eligible for additional help including training and relocation money and extended financial assistance. I may end up buying a computer with my severance package so I can get online and network, but I don't know for sure.

Anyway, luv ya all, and I hope you have fun in my absence, however long it may be. I can be reached at airheart (@) hotmail (.) com, and should be checking that a couple times a week.

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What kids say.

2008-03-08T15:59:32Z

Tragedy?

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while
visiting a primary school class, found themselves in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.

The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead
the discussion of the word 'tragedy'. So Rev. Jackson
asks the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend,
who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a
runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead,
that would be a tragedy.'

No,' says Rev. Jesse Jackson, 'that would be an
accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying
50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside,
that would be a tragedy.'

I'm afraid not, ' explains Rev. Al Sharpton.
'That's what we would call a great loss. ' The room
goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Rev. Sharpton searches the room. 'Isn't there someone
here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises
his hand. In a stern voice he says: 'If a plane
carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton was
struck by a missile and blown to smithereens,
that would be a tragedy.'

Fantastic!' exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, 'That's
right. And can you tell me why that would be a
tragedy?'

'Well,' says little Johnny, 'because it sure as hell
wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be
an accident either

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Warding off bad luck...

2008-03-07T14:00:55Z

Recall watching the Nanny once, Fran was spiting all over the place in an effort to ward off bad luck.. The Italians have a different way of doing it. The guys er...fondle their nuts. Problem - Italy's highest appeals court has ruled it is a criminal offence for Italian men to touch their genitals in public.

It's traditional for Italian men to ward off ill luck with a quick grab at what are called their attributi.

Read more : http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/italian-men-told-to-keep-hands-off/2008/02/29/1204226991676.html

Anyone suggest an alternative for these poor guys ;)

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Jesus is BACK!

2008-03-05T03:29:02Z

Thank you. He is The Man. He Rocks. He is the Beginning, the End, and the hole in the Middle. I love the Christ!

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Some Sad news for those of you not aware.

2008-03-04T16:41:24Z

Corvus's Dad passed away last week. So he has been really busy lately.....Please send him your well wishes..

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Moving on....

2008-03-03T18:50:49Z

Think it's time...here comes Trouble :)

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Jesus Raves!

2008-03-03T03:31:55Z

http://www.vimeo.com/6222

Cthulhu was there, too...

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Shoes....

2008-03-02T18:05:53Z

Don't you just love a gorgeous pair...

Stiletto, sandals, high heels, platforms, boots and thigh boots..
OMG thigh boots..

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National Underwear Day

2008-03-02T17:10:49Z

Feb 27 was National underwear day in Brazil
(for those who want a perv http://mdn.mainichi.jp/photospecials/graph/080228underwear/index.html )
:)

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Welcome to Thorne.

2008-02-27T22:36:38Z

He's odd, he's strange, he has some bowel issues, and I'm welcoming him to this Tribe. Did I mention he's the devil too? With such qualifications, how could anyone not admire him?

...and he might, or might not, be a porn star.

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CONFESSIONAL

2008-02-25T07:23:13Z

- BE SAVED AND CONFESS YOUR EVIL SINS HERE -

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Definition of Christian Masturbation

2008-02-25T07:14:18Z

Since this Tribe's Title is Christian Masturbation I thought it be appropriate to post a Topic about "Christian Masturbation-It's Methodology.
Lets take a quick look at some "Christian-Approved" Methods to Masturbate oneself to a most fulfilling "Spiritual Climax" shall we? Since everyone's method of self-pleasure is different and of COURSE Masturbation of Men is a bit "different" than it is for a Woman lets explore a few Tecniques!

Christian Men's Masturbation Tecniques:
Kneel on floor,place Penis in bettween two pages of the Bible(prefferably Leviticus) placed on a small raised Altar in front of you,Dim room lighting.
With one palm raised in Holy Prayer to Jesus,use the other hand to gently stroke the Penis through the Bible parchment to its full mightyness while singing "Jesus Loves Me This I know..for the Bible Tells Me So" sing as many vesus as is neccessary to get a good Nut and be sure to catch your "Seed" in a Christian-Approved collection cup. As you spew your "seed" scream out: Heavently Father...THANK YOU JESUS! Christian Hint: Do NOT spew your load all over the floor! Not only is this act Blasphemous,it's VERY sticky and messy to clean up!
(alternate Catholic Method)
Dress in a flowing pure white Cassock,bend over a makeshift Altar,with a bowl of Holy Water a Crucifix and some Candles. Use your Left hand to gently lift the back of the Cassock up to offer up your "Holy Hole" to the imaginary Preist standing behind you,splash a little of the Holy Water on your Penis for "Holy Lubricant" and Masturbate your penis with your right hand while saying 100 "Hail Mary's while clutching your Rosary Beads in your left hand holding up the Cassock,suddenly stuff the anal,oops I mean Rosary..Beads up inside your Holy Hole as you scream out: Heavenly Father FORGIVE ME for I have SINNED!...now go clean up your spew that landed in the Holy Water!

Female "Holy Christian Masturbation".
Dim room lights. Place Bible on nighstand along with a few white candles,wear a Pure white cotton "Christian-Approved (easy-clean)"Masturbation Gown. Lie on bed with legs spread,Put on a single Christian-Approved "white satin Masturbation glove" making sure the Index finger is washed in a bowl of Holy Water. while gently lifting the Masturbation Gown with the un-gloved hand,place gloved index finger in proper Christian Approved position on Clitoris,stimulate the Clitoris to an explosive Orgasm while screaming JESUS MARY Mother of GOD! Re apply Holy water to index finger,rinse and repeate
Christian Hints: Do NOT play with Breast's or any other Holy Hole other than the Christian Birth opening. Do NOT lie Nude on the bed without cloaking onself in the Christian-Approved Masturbation Gown.Do not place any "Objects" battery powered or otherwise into the Holy Christian Birth Opening as this is extremely Blasphemous!

Does anyone else have any further "Christian Masturbation" tecniques they'd like to share with Us?

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... I woke up moderator?

2008-02-25T06:47:51Z

Here I was, waking up from a nice long lurk, made a comment or 2, and *wham!* Who was that leather-corseted woman, and what did she hit me with? sheesh. I think I'd better sleep on this ...

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Gene Simmons sex tape

2008-02-25T00:57:02Z

Haha

http://valleywag.com/358401/gene-simmons-sex-tape-leaked-on-web-nsfw

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Gotcher coffee?

2008-02-24T23:00:45Z

comfy in yer chair, in front of the monitor's warmfriendlyglow? Good. Now, say it with me:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

yesss, that's it! Now keep that up until I get back w/the others!

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Hey Mason!!!!:)

2008-02-23T16:18:01Z

You are really good with things like Cthulu and what not....Whatcha got sittin around to add.:)

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what's your favorite sex toy ?

2008-02-23T10:07:52Z

doesn't have to be one you've actually used...maybe one you've seen and want to try ?

here, I'll go first...this is my favorite vibe. Simple, but effective :

http://athenashn.com/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=65&idCategory=63

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a slight twist

2008-02-22T04:13:20Z

... inspired by a recent thread, please tell us Who's Your Favorite Sex Toy? No need for names (unless you wanna make some up to protect the uh, innocent), just a short story as to why. I'll play, too, but have to consider 1st ...

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Dumb & Dumber!

2008-02-21T08:02:58Z

Ok so this isnt about Sex Toys.
This Past weekend with the completion of the registration of My Truck I was now able to sell my little Subaru.
I list it for sale on Craig's List,40 mins later a young buyer from Seattle phones me.
I tell this teen kid EVERYTHING he needs to know about this 25 yr old Car! He shows up and doesn't even look under the hood!(DUH!) looks the car over and jumps in the driver's seat..and proceeds to STALL the car THREE Times attempting to back it out of my driveway!...I said to the guy who drove him "does he even KNOW how to drive a Stick Shift?? He manages to get it out onto the street and takes it for a test spin,returns and buys the car,I take special attention to make him understand that as a 500:00 RUNNING fully driveable Car,it is being sold "as Is" and I point to that in writing on the bill of sale.
we transfer the title he pays me the cash and he leaves for Seattle.
30 minutes later this kid calls me on his cell phone and says "It Blew Up"!..uh..all I was doing was 65mph on the interstate...can I have my money back? UH..so let me understand this correctly..You buy a car from me...then Blow it's Engine on your way home and you want your WHAT BACK?? No Way! "As Is" means what it says! It means that if you blow it up OR..it gets five hundred feet from my property after you buy it and it DIES..YOUR responsible for it's repair and you do NOT get a "Refund"...JEEEZE...talk about Dumb & Dumber!
BTW
Anytime we sell a used car one ALWAYS puts on the bill of sale "This Vehicle is being sold As Is" This way your CYA!(covering YOUR Ass!) With that on a bill of sale you are completly without liability(at least in WA State) if the vehicle "last's" five minutes or five years after the buyer purchases it from you.
Three People including myself drove that little Subi just DAYS before this kid bought it and it drove FINE for Us.
Judging from what I saw in my driveway,this kid didn't know how to drive a standard shift car,and YES you WILL blow it up on the freeway doing 65 MPH in THIRD gear!

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I like the name change!

2008-02-20T08:26:50Z

Just logged on my puter and feeling a tad I have a cold cwappy today. LOL "SATAN ROCKS" there in my tribe list.

Thanks for the laugh. >;D

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We need a Name Change!

2008-02-19T06:46:50Z

*GASP*!!
Happy WHAT? ...Ohh yeah "VD DAY"!
As one who has had the CLAP It ain't FUN and ceartainly not a name for a Tribe!
Pleeeze change It!

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Do I Dare to........

2008-02-14T20:27:38Z

change the moderator???? I've looked everywhere to see if this potential bug has been resolved......dot..dot...dot................and I can't find anything anywhere. It's time for me to hand over the reins to BFG..........I'll wait until tomorrow morning. I sure don't want to leave the place un-moderator - lawd forbid what may happen.

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Juicy New Moderator

2008-02-14T10:47:48Z

tag, BFG - you're it!!!!!

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sigh

2008-02-12T20:18:21Z

Be back in a day or two,,,flu,,,yuk,,,,,,Now I know why I have been sleeping alot for 2 days and my attitude is iffey at best...

Sends everyone really long distance hugs......

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I have an announcement. :)

2008-02-12T13:47:09Z

Yes, I was the mod for all of maybe an hour or so. I decided to give it to the females, since now I am not alone. Athene is the only other female and truth, we really didnt have time for it..LOL
But Now,,,,I am surrounded by my sisters,,lol. So, this tribe is now Matriarchal for the duration of however long each female tends it. LOL
That would be,,,Violet Blue, Heather and BFG.....in that order...:)
Hope you males dont mind...but I have been mostly the only female in here for awhile and I really think it rocks I am now surrounded.....:) Now all we are missin is Athene, but I know she is busy a shell...Hopefully will get back in here soon....

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The Internet is for Porn

2008-02-12T08:15:36Z

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/_attachments/1116981/Avenue%20Q%20-%20The%20Internet%20is%20for%20Porn.mp3

This is Muppet porn... or, rather muppets surfing porn.

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Funny or offensive ?

2008-02-12T03:47:50Z

I am thinking funny..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

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RIP compact disk

2008-02-11T03:58:15Z

Once praised for its clear, crisp audio quality but panned for its susceptibility to scratches and smudges, the compact disc passed away in 2007 after a quick but painful illness. It was 25 years old.

The final cause of death has not been determined, but friends and fans blamed digital-download sites such as iTunes and illegal file-sharing among rich kids. In addition, doctors pointed to the big record companies and mega-selling artists who put out CDs in recent years that featured only a few good songs and lots of filler.

Simon Cowell, who is also a suspect in a mass plot to ruin pop music, is being questioned by police.

The CD was preceded in death by its siblings, the cassette and 8-track tape. Its older cousin, the vinyl record, has been hanging on for two decades, with life support from nerdy audiophiles.

Conceived in 1979 by engineers at Sony and Philips, the CD first went on the market in 1982. The inaugural album was Abba's "The Visitors," which led to Jerry Falwell's accusation that it was a gay technology.

The CD survived, though, and went on to account for about 200 billion album sales worldwide.

Its success led to a record-industry heyday in the 1990s, when such substantive and high-quality artists as Garth Brooks, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, the Backstreet Boys and Ace of Base sold CDs like umbrellas during monsoon season.

"The compact disc was such a great friend," mourned Brooks, the country singer who sold about 80 million albums in the CD era, many of them at Wal-Mart. "You could pop a CD into the stereo on your pickup truck or Lear jet and let it just keep spinning and spinning."

Since 2004, CD sales have declined by one-third while digital album sales have quintupled. Last year's 19 percent slide from 2006 led doctors to finally sign off on its death notice.

"I sure am going to miss the CD," said Paul McCartney, whose Beatles are one of the last groups to refuse to sell their albums on iTunes. "On the bright side, new technology means that Beatles lovers now can buy our albums for the third or fourth time."

Memorial services have not been finalized, but Elton John has committed to singing at the funeral. In lieu of flowers, please send $17.99 to the record-store owner of your choice.

5 reasons to mourn the CD
1. No, really, they do sound better. Most MP3s feature data that's compressed for quicker downloads.

2. Remember looking at album artwork? Granted, you often needed bifocals to read the lyrics and liner notes on CDs, but at least it was something.

3. You can't throw MP3s out the window like frisbees. What are you going to do now for dramatic effect when your wife/girlfriend plays her Madonna, J. Lo or Gwen Stefani MP3s to the point of insanity?

4. Computer/electronics companies, not record companies, will soon run the music business. Compact discs were overpriced, sure, but at least they profited corporations that actually discovered and developed new artists (who then got taken for everything they were worth).

5. The CD's 74-minute max was enough. With MP3s taking over, we could face 150-minute hip-hop albums -- featuring 28 annoying skits, two good songs and four different remixes of those songs.

5 reasons to cheer its death
1. No more mad dashes to the player when the disc starts skipping. A CD skip was 20 times more annoying than a vinyl album skip. It sounded like you were back-masking a Slayer album for a hidden satanic message -- even if the CD was by the Carpenters.

2. No more cellophane wrap. Those genius scientists figured out how to cram 10,000 songs onto an iPod small enough to hold in your butt crack, but could never invent a plastic wrap on CDs that didn't take minutes to get off, dangerously heighten your blood pressure and occasionally require stitches when you resorted to scissors.

3. Those old silvery discs are great for arts and crafts projects. You can string them up as mobiles or cool doorway curtains, or even construct lawn ornaments out of them.

4. It's good for the Earth. No toxic plastic or downed trees are used in the making of digital downloads.

5. Gen-X-ers have to own up to being old. Remember how you rolled your eyes when an "old" guy said, "Man, if it ain't on vinyl, it ain't on!" You're that guy now.

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LENT

2008-02-09T19:00:02Z

So, It's Ash Wednesday. What did you give up for Lent?

I'm giving up shame.

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Fat Tuesday

2008-02-08T14:29:26Z

Well today is Mardi Gras in many parts of the world and here is a pretty interesting Wikipedia entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mardi_Gras

At the end of the list of cities in the US - it mentions Port Arthur, Texas where my mom went to high school with Janis Joplin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur%2C_Texas

How's that for Juicy Stuff?

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New Moderator.....

2008-02-08T03:21:53Z

I apologize for my absence as of late. I have started my last semester of graduate school and I am currently swamped with homework and literature reviews so..........................time to pass this off to somebody else. Everybody give a huge round of applause to Heather, your new moderator extraordinaire.......

*clap, clap, clap, clap, whistle, clap, clap, clap*

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Basic Juice

2008-02-06T03:38:23Z

Ok, I don't drink any more.......but this guy has a really nice way about writing and he says some cool stuff about New Zealand wines.
check it out:
http://basicjuice.blogs.com/basicjuice/white_wine/index.html

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Check this Masked Man...

2008-02-04T06:23:11Z

x posted in FWFs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0lVWtyduo

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LMAO

2008-02-03T16:12:57Z

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/505190510.html

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