manbas

topic posted Sun, May 20, 2007 - 10:27 PM by  fifi long st...
YEsterday, driving around we saw a green Maba on the road..and crossing it mighty fast..AARGH!!
I had no idea that they were that fast AARGG!!
I wonder why some mambas are green and some are blakc?
  • Re: manbas

    Mon, May 21, 2007 - 12:52 AM
    Da green un's maybee's nae 'aves dere sea legs (bellee?) an's wus on a ship an's got's sea sick?
    • Re: manbas

      Mon, May 21, 2007 - 2:27 AM
      Yeah!! 'cause them sssssssssssnakes they're not good at sea!! AARGHH!

      She was a good looking Lass that girl sssssssnake!! but so fast we couldn't tak a picture!
      You know how jaundice makes you turn yellow, yellow - jaune in french) I wonder if since green is vert in french, she had "verdice"...AARGHHHH!
      If I turn green we'll know why!

      AARGHH!! wait a sec'...I'm a chameleon! I can turn any colour at all! AARGHH!!!
  • Re: manbas

    Mon, May 21, 2007 - 2:28 AM
    "just thought: with a name like Mamba, those snakes they bound to be good dancers!! ARGHH!!

    And me all worried about 2 stepping with 4 legs!!
  • Re: manbas

    Mon, May 21, 2007 - 6:37 AM
    Were she thick in th' middle? Pr'aps she was full o' some little mousey....
    • Re: manbas

      Mon, May 21, 2007 - 8:13 AM
      No nope matey, no bump in hte middle...I'd say she wwas mighty hungry!!! AARRGHH!!
      A hungry mamba!! aARGHH!! that's something fierce!! shame she's got no legs to be a pirate!!
  • Re: manbas

    Mon, May 21, 2007 - 7:23 AM
    Har!
    Does ye thin's ye can's beets a manamba in a race Fifi? Ah thin's Tafka can's seesin 'ow's rabbets run's reel fast.
    Ah nae sure 'ows fast chamilleeons be's? Ah wuld thin's prettee fast...but if'n dey wus some'ow beetin' yas, den ye culd pull's out Ant Bee's larvee shovel' an cut's dem in half! Arrrrrr! ! !
    • Re: manbas

      Mon, May 21, 2007 - 8:21 AM
      For sure I can beat teh mamba..but it's the witch!! She slows me right down!! AARGHH!!!!
      I run fast you know...zzip zzip zzip! AARGHH!
      That's how fast I run...but them mambas they are pretty fast themselves...I;ve no idea how they can be so fast with no legs and all!!!

      AARGHH!!!
      • Re: manbas

        Mon, May 21, 2007 - 4:38 PM
        I thinks them snakies do cheat 'n levitates...
        I means has ye e'er put yer face ina dirt t' see iffen they is touchin earth?....

        Grrr....
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        • Re: manbas

          Mon, May 21, 2007 - 11:21 PM
          AARGHH!! Good point Tafka!! You're a smart pirate..
          I've for sure never seen a dirty snake!!! AARGHH!! They're always shiny and smooth!!! all while supposed to be crawling in dirt!! aaRGHH!! it's a big ssssnake conspiracy!!
          Them pretend to be crawling...AARGHHH!! but yous smart pirate, Tafka, yous figured them out!! AARGH!!
          They are always shiny and clean!!!
          • Re: manbas

            Tue, May 22, 2007 - 12:30 AM
            Dey cheets aneeways.
            Dey all lik's : "Sssss oh muh gawsh sssss! Sssss I'm like all dirty! sssss Sssss I'll just like shed my skin! sssss"

            Cheets! Cheets!
            • Re: manbas

              Tue, May 22, 2007 - 12:40 AM
              but they're so soft when you touch them!!!

              AARGHH!! soft to treask you AARGHH!!!!
              • Re: manbas

                Tue, May 22, 2007 - 4:57 PM
                Eyes watch'z the Animals Planets channel on T.B.s, and those Mamsbas iz reallys poisonsous!!! Youz best be real carefulls, FiFi's!!! Also, The Blacks Mamba iz reallys gray! It is the insides of there mouths that is black: Very scary lookins!!!
                • Re: manbas

                  Tue, May 22, 2007 - 9:41 PM
                  AARGHH!! Them mambas, they produce TV shows that says that they are dangerous..it is like an election campaign...lies and lies!

                  AARGHH!!

                  In truth they are dangerous a little...especially them black one..they are so mean..they'll come after yous!...they are not the run away kind!! AARGHH!!Pirates like them black mambas!!! AAARRGHHH Got to like that!!
                  And black mouth in hte insode!! How pirate like is that!!! I bet yous they drink black ink every morning!!! aARGHHH them sssssssnakes they're cheats !!
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                    Re: manbas

                    Wed, May 23, 2007 - 9:12 AM
                    Ye knoews readin mores bout snakes in this heres post
                    i gits t' wonderin....

                    Pr'aps cuz theys such cheeats is whys theys such a bad reputation inna kristan faith......
    • Re: manbas

      Mon, May 21, 2007 - 8:22 AM
      Me think you might be right matey, Aunt Bea's shovel is probably the best thing! AARGGGHH! I wonder if I can get Aunt Bea to come and do some pirating around Moz with us!! AARGHH!!
  • Re: manbas

    Wed, May 23, 2007 - 11:33 PM
    AAARGHHH!

    Wes hould say some of them snakes are good!

    I have a friend called Snake!

    We just don't like them bity types or them constrictor type!! AARHHH!
    But we likes the smooth soft one that are good!
    • Re: manbas

      Tue, May 29, 2007 - 9:54 AM
      What's real cools is thatz a Mamba's head is shaped likes a coffin!!!! That's prettys Piratey too!!!!
      • Re: manbas

        Wed, May 30, 2007 - 7:18 AM
        AARGHH!! yeah! mighty cool...and they always look like they are smiling...AARGH!! treacherous smiles !! ARGGGHH
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          Re: manbas

          Wed, May 30, 2007 - 6:12 PM
          *stumbles into the back of PSC, shoving it straight into Tafka's arms*

          oop

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