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the mopane tress, the elephants and Kunene the oryx

fifi long stocking — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:44:18 GMT

AARGHH!! everybody!!!Herlo!! AARGHHH!
As I was roaming around some new tribe, AARGHHH, well new to me...I realize that there was a bunch of folks who didn't know the story of how the mopane tree got to wear his shame, an and no treachery could discourage Kunene the oryx...so I thought I would tell them the story...AARGHHHH!
But this is supposed to be the tribe of my stories....so I'll post it here too! AARGHHHH

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Tito in Blatimore

fifi long stocking — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 16:00:55 GMT

Tito was a funny kind of a bird. In a way he was a plain boring old grey brown bird with no particular feature. He could travel in a crowd and not be noticed, but in fact he was a different kind of a bird. He was a bird detective.

Along his travels he had come to correspond with a group of friends, all artisit creatures and in this way very different from him. All were kind and fun loving and all very interesting. One day it was decided that all of this group of friends, but yet strangers, were going to meet in June in Blatimore in a cottage by the water.
And this is how Tito found himself in Blatimore, a place where he had never been before.

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Crazy Cat Lady is not a puppet

fifi long stocking — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:11:54 GMT

AARGHH!! I just noticed today! Crazy Cat LAdy is not a sock puppet. Her avatar is a real photo of a real kitten with a smiley face on its back!

AAARGHH!!! Me wants that kitten!!!

AARGHH!! wants it, wants it wants it!!!! AARGHHHH! What's its name? "Happy"?!!!!

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mozambican gin

fifi long stocking — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:04:44 GMT

AARGGHH!! We had ourselves a crazy night of drinking Mozanbican gin...and this thing splits your head.

the old guy with us felt to the ground and swore like a ripe pear fallen off its tree into a fresh cow-pie! T'was hilarious! AARGHH!!!

I slept too long, and I woke up llike a thousand pirates from the high seas had tortured me and sat on my legs till they fell asleep...either this or I slept wrong. AARGHHH!! I woke up and my legs would change colour anymore. They were yellow most of hte day!!! And I had killer pins and needles...AARGHHH!!!

I don't know how they make that cheap gin, but it;s akiller!
tomorrow we haveto try to local wiskey!!! AARGHH!!

I hope the ground doesn't find itself a all bunch of new rocks to trip us the same way it did the other night! T'was a devil of a trick!!
Rocks would be sprouting like green grass unsder the rain...T'was hell to try to avoid them!!!
What a trick that was!!

AAARGHHH!!!!

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Dear Fifi

cptpegleg — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:14:56 GMT

I wish to escape from my life. What do you suggest I do?

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passing the border

fifi long stocking — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:26:24 GMT

So today my human she had me pass the border twice!!!! in her bag...in her hand luggage...AARGH!!
I'm stuffed in her hand luggage. I tell yous, yous just get no respect around here!! aARGHH!!
Anyway, sure enough eventually somebody pick up on it and one woman who was looking at the Xray of the bag asked "can yo open your bag? Whay is this"
It was me...more exposed than even naked!! me...just my bones wxpsed!! aargh!!!no respect no respect AAARGHH!!!!
So of course she pulls me out and I had half a mind of running away or screaming blue murder...AARGHH!! but wes going on holidays!!

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rain puddles

fifi long stocking — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:09:26 GMT

It's pouring with rain here!! aARGHH!
Iget to go and stomp in hte rain puddles !AARGHH!!!

*stomp! splash! stomp,!splash!*
*smiling all hte way to the eye balls*

AARGHH!!

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My chauffeur

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:21:40 GMT

I am, so, not the story teller Fifi is... but this is a true tale.

The sun was setting. The race was on.

Sunset versus whether my chauffeur, who is an alright sort of old gal, is going to get the lawn mowed.

The race is on big time, running out of time. It's a big lawn (of COURSE, I have a big lawn!) couple of acres.
grrrrmmmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrm the mower goes.

The sun races for the horizon as the mower moves slowly along. grrrrmmmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrm

(Ok, I have a big lawn and I'm too stingy and spend too much on stuff to have a really big mower - what's a model to do?)
grrrrmmmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrm

Next thing I know, my chauffeur is grinning ear to ear. Laughing even.
rinininininininininininininininn

Now, this is very strange, since she gets pretty grumpy about stuff.

Next thing I know she drops the mower in high gear, goes BELTING around the yard at breakneck speed....

all the while yelling "I'm Fifi!"

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manbas

fifi long stocking — Mon, 21 May 2007 05:27:18 GMT

YEsterday, driving around we saw a green Maba on the road..and crossing it mighty fast..AARGH!!
I had no idea that they were that fast AARGG!!
I wonder why some mambas are green and some are blakc?

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Sleep over

fifi long stocking — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:59:06 GMT

AARGG!!
We had another chameleon come for a sleep over last night!! aARGHH!!

She turned light green and her legs turned yellow when she was asleep! AARGHH
Pretty cool!
I wonder if I do the same?

AARGH!!!

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this could be trouble

fifi long stocking — Thu, 24 May 2007 05:40:25 GMT

AARGHH!
Today I'm taking the car...and I have 4 wheel drive AARR AARRR! this could be fun!!
Last night a truck broke his axle on hte road...maybe we can do the same!! aARGHH!!!!

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i have rum in my new poc lunch box!

aunt bea is hot! — Wed, 23 May 2007 05:37:59 GMT

go!

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look your best

fifi long stocking — Fri, 25 May 2007 14:49:27 GMT

AARGHH!! I'm telling yous. YOu better look your best. We have a fasholicious super model amongs us!!

I've seen her be a bit of a pirate though!! AARGHH! A stylish pirate for sure!!

AAARGHHH

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Tito in Moz

fifi long stocking — Tue, 22 May 2007 06:22:52 GMT

Warning this is a story!

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what looks like a non-lizard?

fifi long stocking — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:23:25 GMT

Ok, So I get called all kind of stuff.

Lizard...clearly I am a non-lizard.

Today I was asked if I was a NEWT...now, that as merrit as newts are OK.
GECKO...I've got none of them sucky things under my toes...that could have been a nice thing to have...but gecko eyes are weird! I prefer mine AARGHHH!

CROCODILES...I meaner than a croc, but I am way smaller...then you get into the CAYMANS...and ALIGATORS....all bigger than me.

Am I forgetting any other creature trying to look like me !! AARGHH!!!

And don't say ssssnakes, I don't look nothing like them ssssnakes!! AARGHH!

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New pirates

fifi long stocking — Tue, 22 May 2007 17:23:30 GMT

howdy mateys!! we've got new mates on boards! so make space, grab the best hammock you can find on this boat..get ready to fight for your portion of rum.... We are a bit of a mixed crew, but the weirder the crew the happier the party!! AARGHH!!!

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what's going on?

fifi long stocking — Tue, 15 May 2007 09:40:41 GMT

Hey, what going on around here?

Man oh man! It was a long break! AARGHH!!

She finally took me out. She's in Mozambique...so far I see no chameleons on Mozambique!! She drags me to the weirdest places...AAARRGGHHH!!
At least this time she has the humidity right! I was getting all wrinkled up in Algeria!!!

ARRGHHH!! I just about lost my looks!!! AAARRGHH!!!

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Limpopo

fifi long stocking — Tue, 15 May 2007 09:51:27 GMT

Have you guys ever heard of Limpopo?

I was there!! AARRGGHH!!
Saw border jumpers from Zimbabwe!! AARGHH!! Real pirate like those guys!!! AARGHHHHH!

I like that!!!

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why we went to Limpopo

fifi long stocking — Tue, 15 May 2007 16:32:30 GMT

AARGGHH!!
would you beleive it, but we didn;' go to see the pirate border jumpers! We went to see the actually Limpopo River. And that's because when we were kids it was in one of our favorite stories (my other favorite book was "how to assault a ship, take it over and have fun with it in ten easy steps").

I'm gonna tell you the Limpopo Rive story in my own words...and in several posts so it doesnt' get too long.

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you know not to mess with african hares, right?!?

fifi long stocking — Wed, 16 May 2007 06:16:08 GMT

You all know you worldsmart pirates and puppets not to mes with african hares, right!?!?
The elephant once they gt their trunk and they were strong and everybody fared them...they forgot about that.

Now the smart elephant kid he was a good kid, but some of the kid of the kids of the kids of the kidss....of his kids, they weren't so good always!! One of them he got himslef in trouble one day! ARGHH!!!

Here is how it went

The witch says I have to explain that it is a traditional story from Mauritius ...they see the whales of Mauritius twice a year as they migrate!! Cool place I hear, never been myself!

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How come the floor is so low?

fifi long stocking — Tue, 15 May 2007 10:07:08 GMT

ARGHH!!
How come the floor is so low?!?!

I had myself a bit of a celebration and while I was drinking somebody lowered the floor right under my feet and I tripped. AARGHH!! Now with the floor so low I 'm too low to stand up!

If I catch those who lowered the floor while Iwasn't watching there will be serious troubles!! AARGHH!!!!

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where is our fearless leader?

aunt bea is hot! — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:09:41 GMT

doesn't seem like i have heard her gentle aarrrrrrrrgh! in several days. is lw jealous and keeping poor little fifi locked up? or is fifi passed out in a pile of socks and umbrellas?

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AARRGGHHH!!!

fifi long stocking — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:04:56 GMT

gGRR!!
I am telling you pirates, I amw ay way stiff and rusty!!!

AARGGHHH!! I need a little rhum...AARGHH!! making LOTS of rhum to wake up my brain.

*stomping around*
Jeeze, even my joints at stiff. AARGHHH!

*waving her fist in hte air*
even waving my fist hurts my elbow!!!! GGRR!!! There will be hell to pay for that!!1 AARGHHH!!!
I heard there was going to be a revolution! GGGRRRR!!

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Fiiiiiifi, oh fiiiiiiifi

Captain Bacon — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 14:25:25 GMT

where are you? Come out and play!!

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Our fearless leader, Fifi!

Robyn — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:29:41 GMT

I say, that in honor of our fearless leader, Fifi, we now all jump ship over in the No Scurvy tribe. That place is dead and boring, and this is where the party is now! So let's all do it for Fifi!

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give me a sec

fifi long stocking — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 20:14:48 GMT

GGGRRRRR!!
I have to be a little quiet right now because my bloody handler...and you all know what boring being I am talking about...is not well!!! She is "under the weather " blah blah blah blah blah

I tell you she what she needs is a good kick in the heiny GGRRRRRR!!

I have no patience for whimps!!

I AM FIFI THE NON LIZARD!!! GGRRRRRR!!!!!

If she is going to take it easy and read books I am going in the kitchen steal the rum and the forzen shrimps. GGRRRRR!!!!
If she says anything about noise in hte kitchen, just say she should rest and not worry AAARGHHHH AAAARRGGHHHHH!!!!

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AARRRGGGHHH

fifi long stocking — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:35:17 GMT

You guys are crazy!!! AARRGGHHH!!!!

This a totally crazy thing !!!!!

AARRGGHHHHHH!!!!

I'm laughing so hard I nearly swallow the bottle witht he drink!!! AARGHHHHH!

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What we love about Fifi

cptpegleg — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 15:07:31 GMT

I love the way she stomps off with her hands waving in the air, growling.

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Oh, Fifi

Trooper — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:36:35 GMT

You are back!! I am so, so happy. I am hungry, where is the food? Hungry dog. Fifi is back, Fifi is back!!

Do you like your tribe Fifi?

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fifi for moderator!

aunt bea is hot! — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:09:19 GMT

since this was the intention. vote?

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All about Fifi's family

cptpegleg — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 15:46:01 GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chameleon

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Letting our hair down

fang — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:23:33 GMT

I think there should be a rule about Fang the pirate story character NOT letting her hair down -- no one knows what may reside there! Also there are several other pirattes who should at least give fair warning.

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Ohhhh,

Trooper — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 13:47:28 GMT

how I miss the beautiful Fifi. I cannot eat, I just lay in bed and cry, and sigh. Oh, I need to hear that beautiful melodic mumbley growl!!!

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