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My planet is not in the milkyway galaxy but in the violet eye galaxy in this galaxy the stars take on a violet hue due to excess lithium in the atmosphere of many of its stars and planets. My planet is called Casscadia and it is home to the Casscadian Butterfly, humanoid creatures possesing wings, as they age tattoos begin to appear on their skin which are really maps to the very sacred red crystal lakes, this secret location is bound to their flesh and your only hopes of finding the lakes is by capturing a butterfly which is next to impossible.

My planet has no loud noises, no bad weather , no religious extremists, no man-eating animals, the lighting is always pleasant and people have little or no ego to complicate goings on and relations with other people and there is never a shortage of food/fuel and any other resource ... The laws of physics can be changed when necessary ...
the odd creature living on it would be something from Dr. Seuss' creations who was there to amuse and entertain and keep things silly and light and to remind everyone inhabiting to not take stuff so damned seriously !

My planets name is AMOK. It is situated three thousand light years away from earth. Things are pretty crazy there and some of the people even rip out their hair. Everyone is scared of these things called GLUE STICKS which are like cockroaches that suck on blood till they die and fly out to live with the stars.