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my former lover just got dumped by her gf. i'm wondering if we have any dumped stories that would amuse her.
she's in agony.
she's still hot though so the thought of a rebound fuck has crossed both our minds, but my other lover is staying with me for 2 weeks so that's out.
how shall we console her?
i beg you, stories please.
she's in agony.
she's still hot though so the thought of a rebound fuck has crossed both our minds, but my other lover is staying with me for 2 weeks so that's out.
how shall we console her?
i beg you, stories please.
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Re: dumping grounds
Wed, July 2, 2008 - 2:29 PMI dunno. So far, nobody could possibly top Mammoth's Vaginal Key Story. -
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Re: dumping grounds
Wed, July 2, 2008 - 6:27 PMyummy....dumpling grounds...you thought you ordered a nice steamy order of Jiaozi until you bite into it and taste the rich crunchy goodness of espresso.
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Re: dumping grounds
Wed, July 2, 2008 - 3:19 PMWait......What?? What thread was that in??
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Re: dumping grounds
Wed, July 2, 2008 - 9:00 PMOh it's a keeper man.... worth the digging.
kinda creepy and unsettling though..........even as a noncombatant at this present far remove. -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 12:21 AMOh here we go....I've missed another meeting! -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 12:38 AMi actually went and searched for it a little bit. gave up after a while though.
it's a good one . . . -
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Re: dumping grounds
Thu, July 3, 2008 - 12:47 AMTheotch!!!
Yoohoo!!
We need this sourced and indexed for the newbies. By tomorrow will be fine -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 3:09 AMwhat me work?
yeah whatever!
ah the old vanishing hotel key trick....beyond classic. -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 3:42 AMTheo I want that file on my desk by tomorrow morning and after this build up....it had better be good. -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 8:52 AMPut me on the list of "needs consoling"-- divorce papers in the mail, and being saddled with all the business arrangements by a far-flying ex, none of which was my choice. So disgusted right now, I think you could send in Nigella Lawson covered in olive oil on an errand of mercy, and the only sound you'd hear would be her lusxurious rump hitting the floor. -
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Fri, July 4, 2008 - 11:22 PM>>>divorce papers in the mail,<<<
I gather from your need of consolation that congratulations on the divorce would not be in order. So commiserations instead; they don't come easy to me though. When divorce is mentioned, I tend to think of my own divorce over 25 years ago, a joyous occasion and proof positive that God still answers prayers so far as I'm concerned.
I remember when my (now ex-) wife told me she wanted a divorce. I think my response was, "Free at last! Free at last! GREAT GOD ALMIGHTY, I am free at last!
Sorry you are bummed about it though.
With love under will,
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Sun, July 6, 2008 - 8:09 PMadastra, i've always wondered about your ubiquitous sig line: "with love under will"
so that's who you found your ex cheating with, huh?
go figure, i thought he was gay.
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Re: dumping grounds
Thu, July 3, 2008 - 8:58 AMI actually went digging for it, obsessive and procrastinating researcher that I am.
It's sometime before March 15th of this year, because there's a reference to it then. And it was probably in one of the threads with innocuous titles that got summarily hijacked, because it was--obviously--hard to find. So probably between January and early March of this year, for those as wants to seriously spelunk.
Mammoth, I realize I really miss your drunk and horny at 3 am posts, all full of love, erotic suggestion and darkly hilarious or gutwrenchingly sad stories. Stop it with that in love and happy and having a RL thing right this instant, so I can keep up my reading experience. OK, don't stop. Give us explicit details instead. -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 9:04 AMDear Michael,
Your ex is a vile, selfish dumbass. I never did like her, even before she was your ex. I don't even wish pain on her. That would be too much stimulation. Instead, I wish on her perpetual dullness.
I will be back in Michigan in a few weeks, and I will take you out for coffee and we can get all hopped up and jittery and pretend we're on benzedrene and sit around writing free-association neo-beat novels or discussing what cars would look like if rabbits drove them.
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Re: dumping grounds
Thu, July 3, 2008 - 9:11 AMYes! Yes! More drunk, horny, explicit details please. -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 9:15 AMWow. You posted that 7 minutes before me Shannon, yet it wasn't there for me to see when I was writing mine........... -
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Re: dumping grounds
Thu, July 3, 2008 - 9:42 AMconsolation is ok...but wouldn't you rather hire a Ninja.
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 1:08 PM"OK, don't stop. Give us explicit details instead. "
You know, I've thought about it. I've had the thought more than once that if this tribe was private I'd be more likely to share more with you guys. But all public and for everyone to see? I dunno. -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 2:25 PMi see London, i see France.... -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 2:36 PM*checks into creating "Mammoths Ultra-Intimate, Members-Only, Private Bedtime Story Tribe.........* -
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 4:20 PMActually, that's not a bad idea.
I'd totally do a Mammoth--Now With Details! tribe
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Thu, July 3, 2008 - 4:38 PMIn all seriousness, it's really this group of people that I'd want to share that stuff with and no one else. Are we all friends? I bet there're some of you I have yet to friend . . . .keep an eye on the friends only blogs then. -
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Mon, July 7, 2008 - 2:46 PM*wants special ticket into the "thinks Mammoth is cool and wants to hear stories" tribe*
No pressure, or nuthin. ;-)
~birdie.
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i think it was in one of those threads which michaeltheassholemodofbaoas deleted
Sun, July 6, 2008 - 8:19 PMwith all due respect to the vag hotel key hiding trick which we can all agree cannot be topped (off), and with great joy at all the excitement
that mammoth's new softpornblog series deserves, I've got nada with which to console my currently heartbroken mtf ex-lover.
c'mon!
don't we have some depths of misery we have yet to plumb?
have we not some secret teen angst to which only our half-sister and cousin once removed has been privy?
i'm begging y'all.
what's that you say?
how dare you question my motives!
why, i would never use your collective anguish for personal gain.
NO! i'm not just trying to get into her rebounded pants.
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Re: i think it was in one of those threads which michaeltheassholemodofbaoas deleted
Sun, July 6, 2008 - 8:33 PMunfortunately the depths of my misery isn't colorful at all...just miserable.
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