dumping grounds

topic posted Wed, July 2, 2008 - 2:13 PM by  Kinnari
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my former lover just got dumped by her gf. i'm wondering if we have any dumped stories that would amuse her.

she's in agony.

she's still hot though so the thought of a rebound fuck has crossed both our minds, but my other lover is staying with me for 2 weeks so that's out.

how shall we console her?

i beg you, stories please.
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Kinnari
SF Bay Area
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  • Re: dumping grounds

    Wed, July 2, 2008 - 3:19 PM
    Wait......What?? What thread was that in??

    *starts digging through old topics*
    • Re: dumping grounds

      Wed, July 2, 2008 - 9:00 PM
      Oh it's a keeper man.... worth the digging.

      kinda creepy and unsettling though..........even as a noncombatant at this present far remove.
      • Re: dumping grounds

        Thu, July 3, 2008 - 12:21 AM
        Oh here we go....I've missed another meeting!
        • Re: dumping grounds

          Thu, July 3, 2008 - 12:38 AM
          i actually went and searched for it a little bit. gave up after a while though.

          it's a good one . . .
          • Re: dumping grounds

            Thu, July 3, 2008 - 12:47 AM
            Theotch!!!
            Yoohoo!!
            We need this sourced and indexed for the newbies. By tomorrow will be fine
            • Re: dumping grounds

              Thu, July 3, 2008 - 3:09 AM
              what me work?

              yeah whatever!

              ah the old vanishing hotel key trick....beyond classic.
              • Re: dumping grounds

                Thu, July 3, 2008 - 3:26 AM
                damn hippie
                • Re: dumping grounds

                  Thu, July 3, 2008 - 3:42 AM
                  Theo I want that file on my desk by tomorrow morning and after this build up....it had better be good.
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                    Re: dumping grounds

                    Thu, July 3, 2008 - 8:52 AM
                    Put me on the list of "needs consoling"-- divorce papers in the mail, and being saddled with all the business arrangements by a far-flying ex, none of which was my choice. So disgusted right now, I think you could send in Nigella Lawson covered in olive oil on an errand of mercy, and the only sound you'd hear would be her lusxurious rump hitting the floor.
                    • Re: dumping grounds

                      Fri, July 4, 2008 - 11:22 PM
                      >>>divorce papers in the mail,<<<

                      I gather from your need of consolation that congratulations on the divorce would not be in order. So commiserations instead; they don't come easy to me though. When divorce is mentioned, I tend to think of my own divorce over 25 years ago, a joyous occasion and proof positive that God still answers prayers so far as I'm concerned.

                      I remember when my (now ex-) wife told me she wanted a divorce. I think my response was, "Free at last! Free at last! GREAT GOD ALMIGHTY, I am free at last!

                      Sorry you are bummed about it though.

                      With love under will,

                      Bob, Adastra,
                      The Wizzard of Jacksonville
                      • Re: dumping grounds

                        Sun, July 6, 2008 - 8:09 PM
                        adastra, i've always wondered about your ubiquitous sig line: "with love under will"

                        so that's who you found your ex cheating with, huh?

                        go figure, i thought he was gay.
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                    Re: dumping grounds

                    Thu, July 3, 2008 - 8:58 AM
                    I actually went digging for it, obsessive and procrastinating researcher that I am.

                    It's sometime before March 15th of this year, because there's a reference to it then. And it was probably in one of the threads with innocuous titles that got summarily hijacked, because it was--obviously--hard to find. So probably between January and early March of this year, for those as wants to seriously spelunk.

                    Mammoth, I realize I really miss your drunk and horny at 3 am posts, all full of love, erotic suggestion and darkly hilarious or gutwrenchingly sad stories. Stop it with that in love and happy and having a RL thing right this instant, so I can keep up my reading experience. OK, don't stop. Give us explicit details instead.
                    • Re: dumping grounds

                      Thu, July 3, 2008 - 9:04 AM
                      Dear Michael,

                      Your ex is a vile, selfish dumbass. I never did like her, even before she was your ex. I don't even wish pain on her. That would be too much stimulation. Instead, I wish on her perpetual dullness.

                      I will be back in Michigan in a few weeks, and I will take you out for coffee and we can get all hopped up and jittery and pretend we're on benzedrene and sit around writing free-association neo-beat novels or discussing what cars would look like if rabbits drove them.
                    • Re: dumping grounds

                      Thu, July 3, 2008 - 1:08 PM
                      "OK, don't stop. Give us explicit details instead. "

                      You know, I've thought about it. I've had the thought more than once that if this tribe was private I'd be more likely to share more with you guys. But all public and for everyone to see? I dunno.

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