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Sperm donors offered free festival tickets
Passes to any music festival in Europe available
Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative.
Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.
Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years.
The Sperm For Tickets initiative makes use of special donation containers and a fast courier network to offer donation via mail.
Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via Spermfortickets.com.
Sperm donors offered free festival tickets
Passes to any music festival in Europe available
Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative.
Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.
Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years.
The Sperm For Tickets initiative makes use of special donation containers and a fast courier network to offer donation via mail.
Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via Spermfortickets.com.
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Re: Donations Needed
Thu, March 13, 2008 - 6:57 AMi'm just curious, do the special containers look like a sheep? : ) -
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Re: Donations Needed
Sun, March 16, 2008 - 5:52 PMWhy can't we have that system here? Do you have any idea how many concerts I could go to in a year? Wow!
On the topic of sheep; check this out.
www.david-lewis.com/sheepgame/index.php
www.bbc.co.uk/science/hum...version5.swf -
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Re: Donations Needed
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 3:24 PM....thats disturbing gabriel....
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