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My burning man camp is hosting Munchkinland a hookah bar and helium inhalation station. Basically we have everything we need save for the one magic ingredient, midgets. If any of you who have been touched by His Noodly Appendage personally know a midget. Please let them know I will treat them like a rock star. I already have several girls with midget fetishes to lined up outside the tent for some midget love. So please help a pirate out.
PS female midgets are more than welcome too!!
Chanukah Chicken
PS female midgets are more than welcome too!!
Chanukah Chicken
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Re: Does anyone know a midget who is looking for a camp?
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 10:19 AMNo idea if you are serious or not, but it is my understanding that the term "midget" is found offensive by the group your are trying to recruit. I think many (most of them?) prefer "little person".
I myself only know what I see on TV... So if TV has steered my wrong, then... uhhh.
Nevermind, carry on. -
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Re: Does anyone know a midget who is looking for a camp?
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 10:33 AMhowever, in the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created trees, mountains, and a midgit [sic]
www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/ -
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Re: Does anyone know a midget who is looking for a camp?
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 1:21 PMAll is clear now.
<enlightened>
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Re: Does anyone know a midget who is looking for a camp?
Tue, July 31, 2007 - 8:07 PMThanks for pointing that out lsara. How tall are you? -
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Re: Does anyone know a midget who is looking for a camp?
Tue, July 31, 2007 - 9:36 PM5'6". Sadly, I am not His Noodliness' firstborn. -
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Re: Does anyone know a midget who is looking for a camp?
Tue, August 7, 2007 - 5:09 PMIn my camp everyone is an honorary midget. So feel free to stop by munchkinland at 8:35 on the Esplanade for a snort of helium, check yourself out in front of the midget making funhouse mirrors or offer your body for a midget massage.
May every ending be a happy one.
The Mayor of Munchkinland
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