>>How can you be a Major World Religion without funny robes for pedophile priests? <<

Well, we've definitely got funny robes (don't look in my closet!). I'd rather not comment on the pedophile priests, though, unless you're looking at those who drink young wines or a good 15 year old single malt.

>>FSM needs large expensive buildings in the middle of major cites that provide no purpose other than to house worshippers one day out of the week. <<

We do better than that. Bucca di Beppo, baby. SEVEN days a week!

>>You must have a list of things that Members Cannot Do else suffer the pains of eternal damnation. It's not a religion without these loving strictures. <<

Hmmm. I'll get back to you on that one.

>>What about an unbelievable mythology that all must accept? <<

Well SOME people don't believe that heaven contains a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Can you believe it?!?

>>You gotta hate someone too, hopefully a group with the most similar outlook.<<

I really, really hate the Scientologists. They're nothing, nothing like us though. We have pirate fish and a midgit (sic)!

rAmen
Priestess Primavera Isara

in at least one of the discordian forms of admission
the querent is asked if they have ceased to molest young boys.
if the answer is no one is asked why.

we serious popes consider such <papal inquisitions> much more tied
in with our destiny as THE GREATEST OF ALL RELIGIONS}
than long robes to hide toothless toddlers underneath, or <<miters>>


the inner things, the deeper things...
relaxed with conphuzion all these years, we LAFF at your <<EndTimes>>

We had to start somewhere,reformatiom thru persecution,yet this is one body,one ministriy,one gospel-his testaimony.
Us as living apistles yhwy(God ) in crhist in us.Till we all come into the unity of the faith,one church-Jews and Gentiles
alike.Without spot or wrinkle,yes blemishes one bride. shalom rabbi dr e l wilson.love doc