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FSM sparks debate on Religion

BlingAyez — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:22:08 GMT

I kid you not.
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When some of the world's leading religious scholars gather in San Diego this weekend, pasta will be on the intellectual menu. They'll be talking about a satirical pseudo-deity called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose growing pop culture fame gets laughs but also raises serious questions about the essence of religion.

The appearance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the agenda of the American Academy of Religion's annual meeting gives a kind of scholarly imprimatur to a phenomenon that first emerged in 2005, during the debate in Kansas over whether intelligent design should be taught in public school sciences classes.

Supporters of intelligent design hold that the order and complexity of the universe is so great that science alone cannot explain it. The concept's critics see it as faith masquerading as science.

An Oregon State physics graduate named Bobby Henderson stepped into the debate by sending a letter to the Kansas School Board. With tongue in cheek, he purported to speak for 10 million followers of a being called the Flying Spaghetti Monster — and demanded equal time for their views.

"We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it," Henderson wrote. As for scientific evidence to the contrary, "what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."

The letter made the rounds on the Internet, prompting laughter from some and vilification from others. But it struck a chord and stuck around. In the great tradition of satire, its humor was in fact a clever and effective argument.

Between the lines, the point of the letter was this: There's no more scientific basis for intelligent design than there is for the idea an omniscient creature made of pasta created the universe. If intelligent design supporters could demand equal time in a science class, why not anyone else? The only reasonable solution is to put nothing into sciences classes but the best available science.

"I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; one third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence," Henderson sarcastically concluded.

Kansas eventually repealed guidelines questioning the theory of evolution.

Meanwhile, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (FSM-ism to its "adherents") has thrived — particularly on college campuses and in Europe. Henderson's Web site has become a kind of cyber-watercooler for opponents of intelligent design.

Henderson did not respond to a request for comment. His Web site tracks meetings of FSM clubs (members dress up as pirates) and sells trinkets and bumper stickers. "Pastafarians" — as followers call themselves — can also download computer screen-savers and wallpaper (one says: "WWFSMD?") and can sample photographs that show "visions" of the divinity himself. In one, the image of the carbohydrate creator is seen in a gnarl of dug-up tree roots.

It was the emergence of this community that attracted the attention of three young scholars at the University of Florida who study religion in popular culture. They got to talking, and eventually managed to get a panel on FSM-ism on the agenda at one of the field's most prestigious gatherings.

The title: "Evolutionary Controversy and a Side of Pasta: The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Subversive Function of Religious Parody."

"For a lot of people they're just sort of fun responses to religion, or fun responses to organized religion. But I think it raises real questions about how people approach religion in their lives," said Samuel Snyder, one of the three Florida graduate students who will give talks at the meeting next Monday along with Alyssa Beall of Syracuse University.

The presenters' titles seem almost a parody themselves of academic jargon. Snyder will speak about "Holy Pasta and Authentic Sauce: The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Messy Implications for Theorizing Religion," while Gavin Van Horn's presentation is titled "Noodling around with Religion: Carnival Play, Monstrous Humor, and the Noodly Master."

Using a framework developed by literary critic Mikhail Bakhtin, Van Horn promises in his abstract to explore how, "in a carnivalesque fashion, the Flying Spaghetti Monster elevates the low (the bodily, the material, the inorganic) to bring down the high (the sacred, the religiously dogmatic, the culturally authoritative)."

The authors recognize the topic is a little light by the standards of the American Academy of Religion.

"You have to keep a sense of humor when you're studying religion, especially in graduate school," Van Horn said in a recent telephone interview. "Otherwise you'll sink into depression pretty quickly."

But they also insist it's more than a joke.

Indeed, the tale of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its followers cuts to the heart of the one of the thorniest questions in religious studies: What defines a religion? Does it require a genuine theological belief? Or simply a set of rituals and a community joining together as a way of signaling their cultural alliances to others?

In short, is an anti-religion like Flying Spaghetti Monsterism actually a religion?

Joining them on the panel will be David Chidester, a prominent and controversial academic at the University of Cape Town in South Africa who is interested in precisely such questions. He has urged scholars looking for insights into the place of religion in culture and psychology to explore a wider range of human activities. Examples include cheering for sports teams, joining Tupperware groups and the growing phenomenon of Internet-based religions. His 2005 book "Authentic Fakes: Religion and American Popular Culture," prompted wide debate about how far into popular culture religious studies scholars should venture.

Lucas Johnston, the third Florida student, argues the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism exhibits at least some of the traits of a traditional religion — including, perhaps, that deep human need to feel like there's something bigger than oneself out there.

He recognized the point when his neighbor, a militant atheist who sports a pro-Darwin bumper sticker on her car, tried recently to start her car on a dying battery.

As she turned the key, she murmured under her breath: "Come on Spaghetti Monster!"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071116/ap_on_re_us/flying_spaghetti_monster;_ylt=Apw6HhGA6vpMa4lAduvpVfys0NUE

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FSM in Portland Oregon!

PandaBear — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:28:45 GMT

Anyone in Portland Oregon? Lets meet and fallow the teachings of our religion...

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Why the hate?

Eli-Jah — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:14:25 GMT

Listing the term "Pastafarian" which claims to represent a parody religion amoung a list of otherwise genuine religions in everyones profiles on tribe.net is racial and religious discrimination and hate speech. The term "Pastafarian" is a tongue in cheek "pun" that perpetuates the bigoted discrimination and marginalization of Rastafarian people who are members of the serious Rastafarian religion by altering the name of the Rastafarians and the Rastafarian religion in a dimunative manner. Using a mockery of Rastafarian's in the context Tribe does contributes significant momentum to the serious and harmful idea that Rastafarianism is a false religion (not that it is a religion that is not true, But that it is not a religion at all) and contributes to the current persecution of Rastafarians. Something augmented by the fact that Rastafarianism is not listed even though a number of Tribe users are Rastafarians. This can be seen as racist because the common current of racial oppression endured by the people of the racial background of most Rastafarians is can be logically infered to be a contributing factor in the lack of consideration implicit in Tribe giving platform to a mockery of the religion as it did. In other words, Buddhists for example would not have been disrespected and discriminated in the way Rastafarians were because most Buddhist are Asian as opposed to the Rastafarians who are mostly African. Even without elements of racism, The terms listing in tribe profiles is an example of religious discrimination and poor taste. The term should be removed immediately, and Tribe.net should apologize to its users for the mistake.

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Another meet up

sassfire — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:46:11 GMT

We're having another spaghetti monster Portland meet up on February 9th at 2:00 at the Fulton Pub.
All are welcome :).
-Sassfire

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The game

sassfire — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:03:05 GMT

http://www.venganza.org/games/index_large.htm
This is cute!

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Portland meetup

sassfire — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:17:33 GMT

Hey I just thought I'd let fellow Pastafarians know that we have a Saghetti Monster group here in Portland Oregon. You can check us out on meetup.com or just drop by and join us at The Chapel Pub this saturday January 12th at 2:00 PM. Hope to see you there!
-Sassfire

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Signs and wonders

cortelyou — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:47:18 GMT

http://snarfd.com/2007/11/28/the-flying-spaghetti-monster-appears-in-pumpkin-pie/

A miracle! The Flying Spaghetti Monster has caused his Noodly Visage to appear in a holiday pumpkin pie.

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Does anyone know a midget who is looking for a camp?

omigooodness — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:46:16 GMT

My burning man camp is hosting Munchkinland a hookah bar and helium inhalation station. Basically we have everything we need save for the one magic ingredient, midgets. If any of you who have been touched by His Noodly Appendage personally know a midget. Please let them know I will treat them like a rock star. I already have several girls with midget fetishes to lined up outside the tent for some midget love. So please help a pirate out.

PS female midgets are more than welcome too!!

Chanukah Chicken

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RasTafarI Liveth Iverytime

Eli-Jah — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:35:07 GMT

I can into tribe.net with a genuine greivance, that everyone took for a joke. People were rude and all around ignorant, not to mention vain and arrogant. Part of me thinks that if it werent for I and I, RasTafarI, the Pastafarians would have never even happened upon the idea of making a religion about a pasta g-d. If thats true, then how can anyone look at Us like We're out of line for saying, You know what, We want our Name back. Carry on with your flying speggetti monster thing, but just dont make it about Fari. Its really not to much to ask. The term pastafarian is not even legal as it is slander of a legally representable legacy. Even if the spaggetti monster thing was thought about BEFORE deciding to call it Pastafari, it is obviously stolen from OUR NAME Rastafari. And they have NO REASON to call it Pastafari except that without such a DAMN COOL NAME thats stolen from ours nobody would be interested in such a stupid thing anyways. The only reason it got the attention it did is by riding RASTAFARI's back, no apology. What other religion could you just make a joke of the name of and not except to hear from them. If you made up a religion that took the term muslim and made it into some joke used to mock faith, do you think that people would not, do something? Even more to the point would there not be a COMMUNITY that KNEW RESPECT, to say, thats not OK, We must Respect each others religion in the space that we SHARE, say what you want in your OWN SPACE(even though its slander and we'll cross that bridge when we get to it), but here is for everyone so we cant have things that directly mock others? And thats what including the choice pastafarian in everyones religion box is. Wheather the FSM or tribe people know it or not. And as generally ignorant as they seem, their likely walking around in a white psuedo supremacy universe not giving it a second thought that they STOLE the name of an existing Spirituality to make a arrogant joke about things they dont understand.

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Theives!

Eli-Jah — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:20:32 GMT

Racist thieves! The flying spaghetti monster was concieved as a tactic to oppress Rastafarians. Now the movement uses the attraction of our g-ds name to promote its facism. And Tribe.net is likely its largest supporter. Until the term is no longer recongnized by tribe.net by offering it as a religious option in a users profile, the entire website will be a Nazi playground.

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Any FSM flags??

Steamboat_Ed — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:56:21 GMT

--Yarrr mateys! I'm taking my piratical art car to Make Faire; any chance of me being able to raise the 'noodly Roger' when I drops me anchor?

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Student punished for spaghetti beliefs

feiruz_al-bnefsagia — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:40:35 GMT

In the news ... http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43272&in_page_id=2

A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.

But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.

Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.

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Proof!

cortelyou — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:36:15 GMT

Best CG proof yet of the FSM overseeing His creation in Germany. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg

His should do a cross promotion with nationwide pasta chain like the Olive Garden to get the word out.

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FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HOLIDAY PAGEANT!

PodMan — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:52:48 GMT

Everyone, boys and girls, gentlemen and ladies, scumbags and scummettes, come see the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HOLIDAY PAGEANT!

Learn all the secrets of Pastafarianism that the Kansas School Board wanted kept secret. See how Pirates are really ancient religious figures, how a midget started the world, and how an unemployed slacker from Oregon wrote the scared creed that brought the truth of his Sacred Noodleyness to the modern world.

It's the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HOLIDAY PAGEANT, a brand spanking new theatrical work, seen only at the Hunger Artists Theatre Company in Fullerton, California, this December 1-17. See hungerartists.com for complete info.

Come, and be touched by his Noodley Appendage. You will never be short of meatballs and linguini again.

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In need of icons!

Steamboat_Ed — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 16:56:45 GMT

--Wondering if there's a ready source of plastic icons of FSM that doesn't involve waiting for mail delivery; i.e. a chain of auto parts stores or some such. Would very much like to have one such on my pirate ship when I set sail on the Playa next week! Suggestions?

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Spaghetti Monster Ceremony @ Burningman

ESpaghetto — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 21:46:21 GMT

Hey folks ..!

There is no chance in a universe made by intelligent design. i wound up camping with some folks who were planning an FSM Ceremony and have been recognized as the FSM Profit and Wrong IrReverend Eddie Spaghetti *laughing* You are all, of course, invited:

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/event/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-Ceremony/black-rock-city/fce597f4-7697-4896-a1f7-e523532a2d82

If anyone knows of other FSM events at Burningman, please let me know. We would like to make offerings.

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Arrrrr.

jcdill — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:20:04 GMT

Do you know what day today is?

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20060919

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Lego FSM church

cortelyou — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 23:31:48 GMT

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/08/think_of_it_as_an_architectura.php

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Camp Nosefish's FSM project

hoco — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:35:38 GMT

Hi. My camp at Burning Man (NoseFish) has an FSM project. It is a coolneon (elecroluminescent wire) project on a rolling cart. The eyes have separate red, green and blue colored lights, which can be faded, to form any color.

Here's a web page with a couple of pictures and an mpg movie of it in action at night: www.timefold.com/fsm

We'll be in the 3:00 plaza, on the North-East corner of Brave. Drop by and get touched by his noodly appendage. :-)

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new sighting

patrick_spatz — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:01:16 GMT

any new sighting lately?

Patrick

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FSM Hate Mail

cortelyou — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 18:24:22 GMT

http://www.venganza.org/hatemail.php

Too funny.

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International Xenu Day (Off Topic)

Polymorf — Mon, 15 May 2006 17:42:22 GMT

I've been to a couple crazy events here in San Francisco, that happen
around the world.
The first is Santa Con. Every winter thousands of people dress up like
Santa, an Elf, a Sexy Santa, etc., go bar hopping, get drunk and surly,
stop traffic, for an entire afternoon.
There is also International Paul Reubens Day, on his birthday. Same
scenario, but everyone dresses up like PeeWee Herman.
I'd like to see how much interest there is in an International Xenu Day
on March 13th(or the nearest weekend), LRons Birthday. Every year all
80000 scientologists across the world have a big event to celebrate L
Ron. That would be a perfect time for a group of trouble makers to
dress up like aliens and hang out in front of the Shriners Auditorium
(where they have it in LA), or in front of your local Scientology
building.
Same terms apply, get drunk, surly, cause trouble etc.

We have 10 months to spread the word.

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FSM at Burning man event

captainstorm — Mon, 08 May 2006 22:46:36 GMT

We setup a Church at a big regional burning man event and educated the public on the ways of FSM. Here is pictures:

http://blackco.org/xara06/index.htm

Captain Storm
Pirate Reverend of the San Diego Pastafarians

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Kansas teacher forced to remove FSM artwork

jcdill — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:51:14 GMT

http://www.progressiveu.org/141619-kansas-teacher-forced-to-remove-drawing-of-flying-spaghetti-monster

"So they are allowed to critcize evolution in classrooms - but they're not allowed to criticize the criticisms of evolution. Does that make any sense?"

ARUGH!!!!

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patrick_spatz — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:51:27 GMT

More picture, more post are needed.

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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Paperback)

cortelyou — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:41:28 GMT

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0812976568/102-1555664-8665743

On store shelves now.

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FSM on CNN

cortelyou — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:25:03 GMT

http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/cnn1/FSMonCNNNov8bb.avi

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FSM hat

james — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 18:02:35 GMT

A friend found this link to a FSM hat:
http://www.phobe.com/fsmhat/index.html

Enjoy!

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FSM in NYC Idiotarod

Lee — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:38:23 GMT

I'm delighted to inform you that we honored our Noodly Master by running with His image and throwing spaghetti in the Idiotarod shopping cart race last weekend. I will try to post a photo; in the meantime, see http://www.flickr.com/photos/spychic/sets/72057594055852266
I believe we came in second-to-last, but I can't be sure. However, we certainly achieved the moral victory.

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billboard in baltimore

jcdill — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:51:57 GMT

<http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?pnpID=574&NewsID=697031&CategoryID=8012&show=localnews&om=1>

quote:

The billboard on the side of Corbin's house contains a sculpture of what Corbin calls "a flying spaghetti monster."

Beneath the sculpture are the words, in large white letters, "Believe your noodly master, hon."

/quote

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Views on FSM

jcdill — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 23:22:26 GMT

This blog:

http://blog.sciam.com/index.php?title=the_pastafarians_speak&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

printed a number of emailed replies to a prior article on FSM. One of my favorite responses:

"The FSM does not mock another person's belief. The FSM merely points out that you should be careful what you wish for, because someone else crazier than you could have a very persuasive argument built on your own faulty logic. Honestly, if government isn't living proof of that theory, I don't know what is."

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FSM sightings

jcdill — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 17:19:41 GMT

I dunno, some of this may be old news to the rest of you, but I just discovered the FSM photos on this site today, thanks to boing boing:

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/12/31/moment_of_fsm_zen_pa.html

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fields/79478466/

http://www.flickr.com/groups/pastafarians/pool/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/44905403@N00/69262850/in/pool-pastafarians/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cpurrin1/70109739/in/pool-pastafarians/

etc....

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So tell me

patrick_spatz — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 00:28:22 GMT

What does a Spoghetti-allegce too on his/her day off?

Patrick

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Wired: Passion of the Spaghetti Monster

cortelyou — Sun, 25 Dec 2005 03:28:29 GMT

http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,69905-0.html?tw=wn_tophead_5

"Now Henderson -- a 25-year-old physics graduate -- has banked a reported $80,000 advance for the still unfinished The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, scheduled for publication in March."

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FSMISM mentioned in the "2005 in a Word" article in the NY Times

jcdill — Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:46:12 GMT

The NY Times article "2005 in a Word" includes a side bar glossary with:

FSMISM n. a pseudo-religion invented to counter the theory of intelligent design. From Flying Spaghetti Monster, the joke-cult's deity. Members are sometimes said to be Pastafarians.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/25/weekinreview/25track.ready.html?pagewanted=all

Use bugmenot.com to get access to the entire article at the NYT. If you use Firefox (why would anyone use any other browser? :-) you can add a bugmenot extension which will log you in automagically.

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Judge rules against intelligent design in science class

jcdill — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 18:11:50 GMT

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/12/20/intelligent.design/

***Quote***

In an opinion issued Tuesday, U.S. District Judge John Jones ruled that teaching "intelligent design" would violate the Constitutional separation of church and state.

"We have concluded that it is not [science], and moreover that ID cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents," Jones writes in his 139-page opinion posted on the court's Web site. (Opinion, pdf)

"To be sure, Darwin's theory of evolution is imperfect. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into the science classroom or to misrepresent well-established scientific propositions," Jones writes.

*** End Quote ***

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What Would a Pirate Do?

jcdill — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 21:47:17 GMT

What Would a Pirate Do Spin Folder from Archie McPhee:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11570.html

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Pasta for thought

Mr. Potty — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:26:38 GMT

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/horror.html

The guy wrote this is great. It's a long read, but funny and insightful.

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FSM History and Pirates

marconius — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:29:38 GMT

Has anyone ever thought of creating a psuedo-Mecca for Pastafarians? Especially people around Massachusetts...there's an Awesome Pirate Museum in Salem. There should be some kind of exodus to the museum to fully appreciate the history of the regalia of which we are supposed to don to preach about Him.

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Holiday?

TheMuse — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 23:06:56 GMT

What is our FSM holiday for the "holiday season"... my friends want to be sure to include my religious celebration in their multi-cultureligionthing coming up.

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Protectors of the Faith!

nx — Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:41:39 GMT

Beware the evil secular politics at work in the nation, even here in the formerly free waters of tribe! Not understanding of the holy beauty of our Beloved in His State of Divine Noodle-Nakedness (covered only with a dollop of Sacred Sauce) we may soon find ourselves censored for our depictions of His Noodly Appendage. Many an ignorant heathen will surely "flag" us for "offending" him... Yaarrrrr, we must raise the pirate flag of resistance at this attack on our religious freedom!!!

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To learn

patrick_spatz — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 00:53:46 GMT

I am here to learn more about the Great Flying Spaghettion Monster.. TEACH ME PLEASE

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I have yet to see an antithesis to FSM

missfire — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 20:13:53 GMT

Who is the devil to our noodly creator?

What is the yin to our yang?

Did the flying spaghetti monster throw the fly out of the beer volcano, and damn him to an eternity of malt liquor? Was the midget doomed to an eternity of banishment from the stripper factory?

Praytell, what crutch should I use to label all things wrong/bad/disturbing/contrary to my own viewpoint. I need a scapegoat and I need it now!

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Huge setback for FSMism

earnesternest — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:55:23 GMT

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/09/national/09dover.html?ex=1289192400&en=08fa2b68193c8aa5&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss

With the "evolutionists" targeting Intelligent Design through so-called "voting", can FSMism be far behind?

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Just short of 100 members

calgon — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 15:22:28 GMT

It's time to start handing out tracts people! Solicit family members, friends, and ex anti carb advocates.

This is where my ol' fundie training really kicks in.

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Prophet gets a book deal

calgon — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:20:50 GMT

http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/behind_the_deal/inside_the_flying_spaghetti_monster_deal_27730.asp

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Happy Halloween!

dancecardfilled — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 16:06:17 GMT

Aaarrgh and Ramen to my fellow pastafarians!

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FSM in the comics!

loofa — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 22:50:05 GMT

The comic "Drabble" from 10-12 seems to depict His Holiness descending upon a mere mortal (in the second panel) - check it out!
http://shinydoor.blogspot.com/2005/10/drabble-oct-12-2005.html

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Halloween

Captain_Groggy_Swagger — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:24:05 GMT

Who else is dressing up as His Noodeliness?

I'm planning my FSM costume and will be handing out pamphlets for the Church of the FSM this Halloween. Every person in full pirate regalia I see I will recruit into our column of pasta worship and we will do our part to reduce global warming. RAmen!

Anyone else making a pilgrimage?

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FSM Emoticon leads to Lovecraft?

calgon — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 19:06:14 GMT

FSM emoticon

(:E

another variation, with more meatballness.

:8E

I can't take complete credit for it, it is based on the Cthulhu emoticon I saw somewhere...

(:=

which brings up some frightening comparisons. Since I have learned of the FSM I have been making subconscious connections with Cthulhu. Could the FSM be one of the Elder Ones?

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Car Emblem

calgon — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 14:49:00 GMT

Wow, I am on vacation for a week and we are over fifty members.

Pretty impressive for the little spaghetti that could.

There is a new car emblem available on the Ring of Fire website for pre-order.

http://www.rof.com/

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FSM News and RSS Feeds

calgon — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 15:38:44 GMT

Google News page featuring his Noodliness.

RSS and other feed versions are on the left.

http://news.google.com/news?q=flying+spaghetti+monster&ie=UTF-8

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Noodle Growth

calgon — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:57:45 GMT

Things are getting a little slow 'round here.

How shall you devote yourself to spreading the message of the noodly one?

After all, the moonies don't have Beer Volcanos.

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FSM confirmatin, baptism etc.

Polymorf — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:50:18 GMT

Has anyone established any FSM rituals?
I consider myself a devout FSM, but have never been baptized.
Perhaps someone can negotiate a deal with the Ragu factory, so that we can be immersed in a vat of the blood of our saviour.

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Talk Like a Pirate Day TODAY!

Cavale — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 12:32:54 GMT

Yarrr! It's nearly that time of year again me hearties! September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. If ye don't be a takin' part, then ye's a scurvy dog.

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Introductions

calgon — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:48:37 GMT

Who are you?
Why are you here?
How has the FSM touched you?

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His noodly apendage

puckschilde — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 23:33:51 GMT

How exactly do we know it's 'his' noodly apendage?
Is it the meat balls? Is it the disheveled appearance? Is it the goofy expression?

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FSM Flash game

barnaby — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 00:01:01 GMT

http://www.venganza.org/games/index.htm

I couldn't figure it out at first, but the Monster moves on two axes - up and down as well as left and right. It's actually pretty fun!

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Ironic

barnaby — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:12:42 GMT

Ironically, it is the opponents of evolution who most closely-resemble our simian ancestors.

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the Atkins herasy

barnaby — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 01:23:45 GMT

I am very concerned about the implications of the Atkins herasy on the well-being of our Supreme Creator and divine watchmaker.

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Miracle!

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:13:09 GMT

Ze lykeness ov ze Flying Spaghetti Monster hath materializeded een myne fur!

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FSM Tee-Shirt

Electric_Panther — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 22:14:54 GMT

Get 'em while they're still hot, steamy and covered in parmesan!

http://www.cafepress.com/venganza/741454

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What If God Wanted Pasta Sauce

digitalhobbit — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 05:42:26 GMT

Have you guys heard Sparkletone's MP3 parody of "What If God Was One Of Us" yet? It's quite enjoyable. :)

http://blog.sparkletone.net/archives/230

-sfgeek

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i am His Emissary

ESpaghetto — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:45:29 GMT

In time, i will initiate you in His Mysteries.

Well, maybe after dinner ..

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Sightings

calgon — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 16:23:10 GMT

Please post links to any appearances of the FSM or to any gatherings of his followers.

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General Information

calgon — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 16:25:58 GMT

Below is the link to the wikipedia entry on the FSM. This was my main source of information in my early days of study.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_monster

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RasTafarI Liveth Iverytime

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Any FSM flags??

Student punished for spaghetti beliefs

Proof!

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HOLIDAY PAGEANT!

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Arrrrr.

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the Atkins herasy

Miracle!

FSM Tee-Shirt

What If God Wanted Pasta Sauce

i am His Emissary

Sightings

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