*~Geisha Moth Bakery~*

topic posted Thu, October 1, 2009 - 2:55 PM by  Geisha
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*~Geisha Moth Bakery~*
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    Thu, October 1, 2009 - 3:32 PM
    Once upon a time, in the land of dance, Ms. Moth decided the world could be a sweeter place and decided to open a bakery.
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      Thu, October 1, 2009 - 5:19 PM
      And all the little girls (and some naughty little boys) came flocking to Ms. Moth's special bakery, their mouths watering with delight.
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        Thu, October 1, 2009 - 5:53 PM
        The good ones get cookies and the naughty ones get punished with lots of hugs and kisses. Afterwards, everyone gets to try Miss Moth's Cake of the Day.
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          Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:07 PM
          Miss Moth's daily specials were: Marzipan Monday, Tiramisu Tuesday, Wild Strawberry Wednesday, Thai black rice Thursday, Framboise Friday, Satsuma Saturday and the redundant but chocolatey Sundae Sunday.
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          Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:08 PM
          Today's yummiest cake of the day was chocolate fairy cake .... luscious dark chocolate sponge sprinkled with sparkling fairy dust.
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            Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:14 PM
            The chocolate fairy cake melts in your mouth and the fairy dust brightens your mood. While eating the cake something caught my eye....
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              Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:15 PM
              Someone had placed a penny in the cake batter! Time to make a wish...
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                Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:18 PM
                Wishes for magic and dances and cakes with no calories and the admiration of all who passed by!
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                  Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:20 PM
                  The Mothy fairies love to grant wishes involving dance! the sound of twinkling bells hovers on the airwaves and your wish is granted.
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                    Re: *~Geisha Moth Bakery~*

                    Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:22 PM
                    And you move and you flutter! Now you can flutter! Flutter away with speed of hummingbird wings as you float across the floor with purest grace!
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                      Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:23 PM
                      The only thing better than the sweet treats is the dancing! Now everyone is dancing without a care.
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                        Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:27 PM
                        See how they flutter! See how they fly! The Mothy Moth fairies whirl and dance by!
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                          Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:28 PM
                          Perhaps a new cake is in order for the celebration, A cake that dances! Who wouldn't want to dance with the sweet treats.
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                            Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:30 PM
                            Sweet treats! Sweet treats and magical dancing cakes! Come one, come all, this bakery redefines cake!
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                              Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:36 PM
                              In her efforts to redefine cake, she thought she might try some acronyms. Like: Crazed Antics, Kittens Excited!
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                                Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:39 PM
                                Which brings us back to those watchful kittens who carefull keep an eye on the customers and make sure none of the fairies run away with the cakes.
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                                  Thu, October 1, 2009 - 6:40 PM
                                  Of course Ms. Moth would have kitten helpers, who better to watch the yummy goodies.
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                                    Thu, October 1, 2009 - 8:02 PM
                                    Each confection in the bakery bestows a wondrous and specific gift unto its consumer!
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                                      Fri, October 2, 2009 - 12:32 AM
                                      ...But secretly, the kittehs were plotting something...something no one, not even Ms Mothy Herself(!!) had expected.
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                                        Fri, October 2, 2009 - 2:54 AM
                                        ... behind twitching whisker and mischevious emerald eyes was a plot bigger than anyone in the bakery could have ever expected..
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                                          Fri, October 2, 2009 - 5:44 AM
                                          For these were not your average little kitteh's! Their soft fur and innocent grins hid a purpose that they had no intention of sharing. Although Ms. Moth had her suspicions as to what the plot might be...
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                                            Fri, October 2, 2009 - 5:49 AM
                                            She could not be sure. Unfortunately the mice would not confirm her suspicions. Miss Moth suspected that bribery might be behind the sudden lack of information in the usually talkative rodents. Plus she could swear that she noticed cheesecake crumbs on their whiskers.
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                                              Fri, October 2, 2009 - 6:28 AM
                                              the rodents with whiskers laden with cheesecake crumbs were awefully scarce not just quiet.

                                              BUT! the mischevious kittehs were even more lacksidaisical than ever though. And that was what was odd.

                                              mice gone missing and kitteh's more lazy than before-the suspision was growing!
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                                                Fri, October 2, 2009 - 6:37 AM
                                                One day, Miss Moth was creating her special Fluffy As A Cloud Souffle when she heard a strange noise near the chocolate vat. When she went to investigate, she saw a quickly fleeing shadow and a very strange object.
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                                                  Fri, October 2, 2009 - 2:15 PM
                                                  Was this the answer to the mystery? Ms Moth crept closer to inspect the object lying in the shadow of the vat.....
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                                                    Fri, October 2, 2009 - 7:03 PM
                                                    she reached forward and lifted into the light what appeared to be a grail of some sort. The early morning light glinted off its silvery sides revealing swirled engravings as she rotated it about, examining it closely
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                                                      Fri, October 2, 2009 - 9:21 PM
                                                      Suddenly, clad in a Mercury sandal, a large foot came crashing down out of the sky, just outside her window! Ms Mothy jumped and fell backwards into her scrumptious mix...and she fell further...and further...and further into her concoction. And just before she lost sight as she fell into who-knows-where...she glanced up to see the mischievous cats grab the grail which immediately filled with sweetened milk.
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                                                        Fri, October 2, 2009 - 10:16 PM
                                                        Kittens and mittens scrambling for the grail. But what of the fairies, giggling as they zipped out the window...spiralling and swooping about the bronzed calf of some unseen giant?
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                                                          Sat, October 3, 2009 - 1:32 AM
                                                          Ms Moth opened her eyes & looked around at the strange land that she now found herself in. A land of bakery dreams come true! The trees bore cupcakes & the pebbles underneath her were tiny snickerdoodles! Suddenly, a booming voice called out....
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                                                            Sat, October 3, 2009 - 1:37 AM
                                                            "Fee Fi Fo Fakery, I smell the goods of the Geisha Moth Bakery, Be it Cake or be it challah, I'll wash it down with a cup of Java."
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                                                              Sat, October 3, 2009 - 1:50 AM
                                                              "Thief! Was it you who stole our grail?" snarled the voice. "No!" shouted Mothy, looking for the source of the voice, "but I know where it might be"
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                                                                Sat, October 3, 2009 - 5:50 AM
                                                                A face appeared out the window, a short and gnarled little man that Mothy could only describe as a goblin.

                                                                "We want it and we wants it back now!" the little goblin shrieked. He then paused. "What be those?" He pointed directly behind Mothy, who turned and saw a plate of overturned snickerdoodles on the counter.
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                                                                  Sat, October 3, 2009 - 5:58 AM
                                                                  "those?" replied our heroine "you wouldn't want those. They're all warm and cinnamony."
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                                                                    Sat, October 3, 2009 - 9:51 AM
                                                                    Warm and Cinnamony? The goblins had never seen anything like this before! They moved carefully towards the snickerdoodle unsure of what was in store for them when Ms. Moth said...
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                                                                      Sat, October 3, 2009 - 10:02 AM
                                                                      "woah, wait a minute! What was all the fuss about a....grail?" said Ms Moth "step away from the baked goods!"
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                                                                        Sun, October 4, 2009 - 8:17 AM
                                                                        I need information before I share my precious cookies!

                                                                        The cinnamon is laced with special awesomeness that I don't share with just any one- must less greedly little goblins who have clearly taken me from my beloved bakery to this land of sweets!
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                                                                          Sun, October 4, 2009 - 8:30 AM
                                                                          "We must haves the Grail." hissed the warped little man. "'Tis very valuable indeed."

                                                                          "What...what does it do?" Moth whispered.

                                                                          "The Elixer of Life. It never empties of the ambrosia of the Gods."

                                                                          Miss Moth's eyes widened. "You mean........chocolate?"
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                                                                            Sun, October 4, 2009 - 9:28 AM
                                                                            but but but she stuttered 'why did the kitteh's want it and WHY was it filling with sweetened milk as they stole it?

                                                                            This is all very confusing she muttered to herself!
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                                                                              Mon, October 5, 2009 - 9:15 AM
                                                                              "Tis different for each that touches it" he replied "ambrosia cannot be tasted by mere mortals, so it be changing to the nearest thing for each of ye" Ms Moth looked at the warped little stranger "ever wanted to work in a bakery?" she asked....
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                                                                                Mon, October 5, 2009 - 1:18 PM
                                                                                He'd never really thought about working in a bakery before.... "Well no" he said. Ms. Moth thought for a moment then asked, "Would you like to give it a go?"
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                                                                                  Mon, October 5, 2009 - 5:56 PM
                                                                                  "it will be a lot of work but it is more than a lot of fun"

                                                                                  but first we have to deal with this new fairy land where we find ourselves"? and this grail... what to do with the grail and my bakery kittehs!"
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                                                                                    Mon, October 5, 2009 - 8:07 PM
                                                                                    "Oh no, don't tell me The Kittehs have the grail!?!" Screamed the first goblin. "The Kittehs are all powerful beings. If they have it, then we shall never get it back."

                                                                                    No sooner had this goblin finished his sentence than a....
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                                                                                      Mon, October 5, 2009 - 9:50 PM
                                                                                      knock was heard at the door.
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                                                                                        Mon, October 5, 2009 - 10:38 PM
                                                                                        The knock echoed through the room. Mothy and the goblins stopped, their hearts beating through their chests.

                                                                                        "What was that?" Mothy whispered with a tremor in her voice.

                                                                                        "What was....."
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                                                                                          Tue, October 6, 2009 - 2:53 AM
                                                                                          turns out they had been so distracted with the grail discussion they had forgotten all about the giant foot that had loudly gone BOOM just out side Miss Mothie's bakery.

                                                                                          Apparently the foot had something to do with the journey from the Bakery to this place where the goblin lived.
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                                                                                            Tue, October 6, 2009 - 10:08 PM
                                                                                            So when Ms. Moth opened the door she was shocked to see a giant hand. Oh! She cried, as she quickly tried to close the door. Too late, the bronzed hand pushed past the door and grabbed Ms. Moth's crazy ass pants.
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                                                                                              Tue, October 6, 2009 - 11:07 PM
                                                                                              As the bronzed hand reached for the pants, they flew through the air and a strange yelling noise was heard, echoing from behind the giant foot.
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                                                                                                Wed, October 7, 2009 - 6:21 PM
                                                                                                It was the yowling of the kitties! They realized with horror that without the Geisha Moth Crazy Ass Pants, the Grail would have no power and their sweet milk would turn to...
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                                                                                                  Wed, October 7, 2009 - 9:59 PM
                                                                                                  ...mere ash. Because they realized that the magic was attract to that epicenter of creation. The combined power of the beautiful sweet treats and Mothy's pants was what brought all of this craziness upon her!
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                                                                                                    Wed, October 7, 2009 - 11:13 PM
                                                                                                    But what's a hot baker to do? Merely knit mittens for kittens? Mothy would have to figure out something - she had to keep the kittens, their mittens, the fey, the snickerdoodles and her pants intact. She knew she would have to call on her all powerful friend....
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                                                                                                      Wed, October 7, 2009 - 11:36 PM
                                                                                                      ...The Mooga Mothy Moth Monster! Ms Mothy knew the all mighty MMMM would know what to do! But first she had to finish....
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                                                                                                        Thu, October 8, 2009 - 4:24 PM
                                                                                                        putting in 1000 grommets for the giant crazy ass pants she needed to make for the giant. He just refused to return the crazy ass pants unless Ms. Moth made a pair just for him. He knew they would be perfect for...
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                                                                                                          Thu, October 8, 2009 - 8:28 PM
                                                                                                          the upcoming hafla. He of the mercury sandals were going to put the tribal back into fusion! oh yeah....
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                                                                                                            Fri, October 9, 2009 - 12:52 AM
                                                                                                            But something was missing! And no one could remember what it could possibly be. It wasn't food...it wasn't food or dance stuff...OMB's!!! What on earth could it possibly be?
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                                                                                                              Fri, October 9, 2009 - 4:53 AM
                                                                                                              tap tap tap she thought- well my chocoloate concoction is still sitting waiting for me at the bakery but that just ISN"T it.

                                                                                                              Oh how am I supposed to bake- make crazy ass pants AND remember this stuff!!!

                                                                                                              hmmm Misstress Mothy thought I need my own elixer to get through THIS day!!! pants and cakes and chocoloate whats a girl to do!
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                                                                                                                Fri, October 9, 2009 - 9:43 AM
                                                                                                                So Mothy dispatched the fairies to deliver a message to her friend MMMM Mooga Mothy Moth Monster. Assigned only the mitted kittens to work on the grommets, had the other kittens make a nice cup of herbal tea. Then she sat down and had a good think.
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                                                                                                                  Fri, October 9, 2009 - 11:11 PM
                                                                                                                  But the kittehs...being all powerful, as all kittehs are, tricked the goggies into working on the grommets, while the kittehs proceeded to cover Mizz Mothy in their prized kitteh fur and lay upon her while she tried to think. All of that fur made Mizz Mothy start to...
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                                                                                                                    Sun, October 11, 2009 - 3:01 AM
                                                                                                                    ..snuggle down & begin to fall asleep. Suddenly, she awoke with a start - what WAS that noise?!
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                                                                                                                      Sun, October 11, 2009 - 5:56 AM
                                                                                                                      The Souffle!!! I forgot...

                                                                                                                      THE GRAIL!!!

                                                                                                                      crazy ass pants for the giant..... Miss Mothy thought all in one breath- Have I forgotten them all???

                                                                                                                      But wait- the noise- that startled her. And there sat the goblin with the grail- apparently had slammed it on the floor before her.
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                                                                                                                        Sun, October 11, 2009 - 6:43 AM
                                                                                                                        "keep yer mind on the task" shrieked the goblin. "The kittens need mittens. The giant needs Crazy Ass Pants. I need my Grail & a job. And that souffle needs taking out NOW!"
                                                                                                                        Ms Moth took a deep breath.....
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                                                                                                                          Sun, October 11, 2009 - 7:04 AM
                                                                                                                          ...and began working in overdrive. She removed the souffle from the oven before the air could leak out, assigned the goblin the near impossible task of keeping the kittens from destroying the ball of yarn that was to be their mittens. She set her mind on the overwhelming task of figuring out the measurements for Giant Crazy Ass Pants.

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