I, personally, think it's plain stupid! That's beyond inane.

"Why bother, y'now there's only so much time so why not spend it having fun WITH people.
Unless you're socially so immature you get some sort of kick to piss people off, whilst hiding behind a keyboard.
Bah, I'll throw some roadkill in your well."

Rosin, we need some Moron Repellent.
Believe me, I've been working on this for years and I think high-voltage might work. Well then, you'd want something along the 1,500,000 vdc - 4000 anp range.
Turn them into a glowing red spot you can stand around warming you butt with on a cold night while star-gazing. Hell, roast a weiner or two while you're there.