at this rate... When's the divorce cerimony LOL

Very good, t.h.e.o.!

Let us all lift our hearts together as one in celebration of the marriage we are about to witness between t.h.e.o. and Lalena Bubblegum. t.h.e.o. has been lusting after sweet Lalena for as long as I can remember. And Lalena has shown her passion for t.h.e.o. with her loving answer, "ok after all these months ill marry yer stupid hero ass."

We are blessed to witness the magnificence of their lust, their open hearts and legs, and their vibrant and willing spirits.

Inspired by their passion let each of us rededicate ourselves to flirtatiousness and debauchery not only on tribe, but also in our own lives.

t.h.e.o. and Lalena, remember that your relationship is alive and ever-changing and that your love and lust has brought you together with one common purpose.....to drive each other crazy (with passion, of course!) The quality of your e-marriage is up to you.

t.h.e.o., do you promise to respect her in all ways, always, to participate fully in this e-marriage by offering your flirts, smooches, licks and assorted thrusts?

Do you promise to lustfully fulfill these vows each and every day so that your lives together are happy and abundantly satisfying?

Respond to this post with I Will.....

Waitin' on t.h.e.o. to say "I will" so we can finish up and they can get started on the nasty stuff

*Melissa tosses back three jello shots and makes out with the minister*