Is the ministress gonna show up anytime soon? I'm wearing a rental. And I thought the late fees for videotapes were expensive...
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 1:46 PMi'm on it for ushering
*welcome to the t.h.e.o bubblegum wedding - bride or groom side?* -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 1:51 PMThanx Sugar - please make sure the guests place all gifts by the stripper pole. -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 1:54 PMi'll just get off of this ole stripper pole then
*hello - oh you have a gift? can you put them right beside this stripper pole?* can i get some security over here to guard the precious gifts? -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 2:07 PMzane can marry you...in this guise isn't online.... -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 2:59 PMHello, t.h.e.o. and Lalena Bubblegum..... welcome, on this glorious afternoon.
Before we get started, we need to do one thing....pre-marriage counseling.
t.h.e.o., do you realize that marriage is a huge virtual commitment? Are you willing to stand stark naked before your new bride .... that means even the mask comes off? Are you ready to reveal to her all your secret powers, as well as your secret identity?
Lalena Bubblegum, do you also know that marriage is a huge virtual commitment? Are you also willing to stand stark naked before your new husband, reveal all your secret talents, and keep t.h.e.o.'s secret identity, well, secret? -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:16 PMi fuckin do wheres that little super hero stain at anyway. -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:18 PMRight here, dammit.
*ahem*
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:19 PMOh wait, are we jumping the gun? I knew I should've gone to the rehersals.
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:18 PM*hundreds of thousands guests hushed by the evil yet sexy stare of the usher* -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:20 PMZane, what's my next line? -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:25 PMTwo more things...
Who are the witnesses?
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:27 PMYou may now Fuck OOps I mean Kiss the bride
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:30 PMOK, Tim's the witness...of the wedding, anyway. It's up to the couple whether he's allowed to videotape the consumation.
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:31 PMcan i get a witness! hahaha. i'll witness and usher.
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:32 PMI already placed the kryptonite on her finger. She wouldn't be here otherwise. -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:34 PMat this rate... When's the divorce cerimony LOL
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:42 PMVery good, t.h.e.o.!
Let us all lift our hearts together as one in celebration of the marriage we are about to witness between t.h.e.o. and Lalena Bubblegum. t.h.e.o. has been lusting after sweet Lalena for as long as I can remember. And Lalena has shown her passion for t.h.e.o. with her loving answer, "ok after all these months ill marry yer stupid hero ass."
We are blessed to witness the magnificence of their lust, their open hearts and legs, and their vibrant and willing spirits.
Inspired by their passion let each of us rededicate ourselves to flirtatiousness and debauchery not only on tribe, but also in our own lives.
t.h.e.o. and Lalena, remember that your relationship is alive and ever-changing and that your love and lust has brought you together with one common purpose.....to drive each other crazy (with passion, of course!) The quality of your e-marriage is up to you.
t.h.e.o., do you promise to respect her in all ways, always, to participate fully in this e-marriage by offering your flirts, smooches, licks and assorted thrusts?
Do you promise to lustfully fulfill these vows each and every day so that your lives together are happy and abundantly satisfying?
Respond to this post with I Will.....
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:57 PMI'm here! I'm here! Lalena made me get a second opinion on the rings, but I've got them right here!
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:59 PMWaitin' on t.h.e.o. to say "I will" so we can finish up and they can get started on the nasty stuff -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 4:04 PMLalena Bubblegum, do you promise to respect him in all ways, always, to participate fully in this e-marriage by offering your flirts, smooches, licks and assorted bites?
Do you promise to lustfully fulfill these vows each and every day so that your lives together are happy and abundantly satisfying?
Respond to this post with I Will.....
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:20 PMok so wheres my presents and ring this peice of crap kryptonyte yuk now youlll have control over me whenever you want.
but wait she thinks but
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:22 PMOur presents are over there by the stripper pole. -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:30 PMnow wait a minute i aint doin no dance of love for you
plasticman and i have a date tonight and i ordered you a mini me hero sandwich. your husbandry sucks !!!! -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:34 PMMy favorite part of the ceremony...hearing the love the couple has for each other!
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:34 PMdance of love? more like the mattress tango of lust! and i have no problem with you going on a date...especially if you bring her back home!
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 4:03 PMare you asking for some help with that, t.h.e.o?
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:35 PM*stumbles in reaking of pot*
I'm a witness!
What'd I miss? -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 3:46 PM*sugar starts drinking the champagne and making out with security guard* -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 4:01 PM*Melissa tosses back three jello shots and makes out with the minister* -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 4:07 PMThe minister decides to set an example of proper decorum at this solemn occasion, and kisses Melissa so passionately her knees give out. -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 4:56 PMand i am here takin pictures of evryone -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 5:06 PMPictures are cool, Lalena...I'll see you later to make arrangements to purchase copies..
In the meantime...are ya gonna say "I will" so we can finish da ceremony? -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Sat, October 8, 2005 - 2:33 PMi certainly............................................................................... wont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
evil laugh
evil laugh
im a runa way superhero bride. -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Sat, October 8, 2005 - 3:24 PMMon Dieu...
Who's up for another bachelor party? -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Sat, October 8, 2005 - 3:27 PMHey t.h.e.o.....after the way you were treated, hell, I'll spring for a case Dewar's -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Sat, October 8, 2005 - 6:14 PMWe need's some strippers!!!
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Sat, October 8, 2005 - 6:16 PMWell, I could always use a honeymoon, is that still up for grabs? -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Sat, October 8, 2005 - 7:50 PMAs long as you plan on doing a lot of grabbing. -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Sat, October 8, 2005 - 7:57 PMI do so love it when a man of the cloth gets frisky... -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Sat, October 8, 2005 - 8:20 PMWell, afterall, Melissa, I'm only wearing my official ceremonial loincloth. -
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Re: t.h.e.o. & Lalena Bubblegum
Sun, October 9, 2005 - 11:58 AMCmon, then Tarzan, I got plans for ya involving a monkey, some thick jungle vines, and an altered victrola.
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