Aw accept my party's nomination as cand'date for gov'ner.
As fer mod'rator and campaign man'ger, just pick someone, damnit. Sluggo is okay with me.
As fer mod'rator and campaign man'ger, just pick someone, damnit. Sluggo is okay with me.
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Re: Back by popular demand
Sat, March 25, 2006 - 1:42 PMAw accept ma party's nom'nation fer pres'dent.
When's the 'lection?
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Re: Back by popular demand
Sat, March 25, 2006 - 2:50 PMI'm very happy to see that your bout of temporary insanity is over, Gov'ner. And I truly hope that syphillus is not worming its way through your brain these days. Or was it the result of an entire handle-jug of sour mash?
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Re: Back by popular demand
Sat, March 25, 2006 - 3:01 PMMy guess is he smuggled some of that Mexican tequilla in from Tegucigalpa and inadvertantly ate the worm. That would explain everything. Eatin them worms aint like no other drug on this earth. It don't matter how 'experienced' you are... eat that worm and your in for the ride of your life! -
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Re: Back by popular demand
Sat, March 25, 2006 - 3:19 PMWhen this big vato came up to me in a bar and told me to eat the worm, I wasn't sure at first what he was referring to. So I had my Secret Service detail take him out back for some re-education. -
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Sat, March 25, 2006 - 7:56 PMSo I guess that means you didn't eat the worm. Damn shame. You would have enjoyed it. After bottoming out the bottle of mezcal, you GOTS TO EAT THE WORM. It's the Code of the West, don't you know. -
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Re: Back by popular demand
Sun, March 26, 2006 - 9:30 PMYou're already toast by the time you get to the bottom of a bottle of mescal. Regardless of any magic properties of the worm, you're already there, know what I mean? -
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Sun, March 26, 2006 - 10:41 PMHe's absolutely right. However, the look on everybody's face when you eat the worm is absolutely priceless and well worth the extra effort. It's been my experience that if you've managed to work your way through the entire bottle, eating a worm is the least of your problems. You could go ahead and eat just about anything else--a lizard, a lightbulb, a pound of raw liver--and it would be more or less the same thing. But that worm just adds a little frisson to the proceedings.
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