And so what's new? I haint been such a great moderator but I just discovered part of my back is missing.
I blame the aliens, or the Republicans. They took it. The part of my back that is missing, that's what they took.
So what do we do next? Find some ringer or rout Gov'ner out of his bolthole? Or how about we just run his pants as a candidate?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I blame the aliens, or the Republicans. They took it. The part of my back that is missing, that's what they took.
So what do we do next? Find some ringer or rout Gov'ner out of his bolthole? Or how about we just run his pants as a candidate?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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Re: Election Day is coming
Tue, November 7, 2006 - 12:00 PMDarn. Once again, I forgot to vote for the gov'ner as a write-in candidate. Well, it's not too late to get him on the ballot for 2008. We need to start organizing now. -
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Re: Election Day is coming
Fri, November 10, 2006 - 1:50 PMThe gov'ner was elected to be mayor of a small town in the mountains north of Tegucigalpa, Honduras. The position is unpaid, but as a perk, he gets to live as the guest of honor with the family of the pretty sixteen year old Mayan girl who appears to be about three months pregnant with the gov'ner's love child. -
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Re: Election Day is coming
Sat, November 11, 2006 - 2:28 AMOkay, I got: "Closeted with aides... plotting next move... "Ole Dubya's ridin' on his rims and I got first lien on his ass!"... carry every state.... exploratory committee... NGOs... cash infusions... on the ground in Nashua and Keokuk"
So, do we go with the dummy, the hologram or lookalike relative?
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Re: Election Day is coming
Mon, November 13, 2006 - 8:13 PMOK, we've heard from the Ding-A-Ling Brother. Anyone else?
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Thu, November 16, 2006 - 8:46 AM<<the pretty sixteen year old Mayan girl who appears to be about three months pregnant with the gov'ner's love child.>>
Got a photo you can post in the album? -
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Unsu...
Re: Election Day is coming
Fri, November 24, 2006 - 7:29 AMWhy you dirty old man? Why would you want a picture of the gov'ner's Mayan girl? Hasn't she suffered enough embarrasment already? -
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Re: Election Day is coming
Sat, November 25, 2006 - 1:49 PMOnly picture I saw was one of them Mayan mummies with a beer hat crudely superimposed on the top of her head. I must be looking for love in all the wrong places. -
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Unsu...
Re: Election Day is coming
Tue, December 5, 2006 - 10:42 PMTry the Midnight Rodeo, on Ben White Blvd (Highway 71) in Austin, TX. You're bound to find love there, or at least a one night stand with a cowboy and a case of VD. -
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Re: Election Day is coming
Wed, December 6, 2006 - 2:21 AMAh bin t'thet lil ole place!
Muh dang cod itched fer weeks en Lulu allus said hit tasted funny-lak arter thet.
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Re: Election Day is coming
Fri, December 8, 2006 - 10:22 PMBeen Broke Back Mountaineering again, eh? -
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Re: Election Day is coming
Tue, December 12, 2006 - 9:23 AMThat's why I recommend you go to the Glory Hole, conveniently located on 7th Street in Corsicana. You can't miss it. Their motto is "Sleaze with Class." Tell 'em you want "the special." You won't come back with no itchy cod, but you might come back with a tasty chunk of fruitcake from the bakery next door. And who doesn't love fruitcake?
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