vote for moderator

I would also have nominated Mystlplyx, because the Gov'ner needs to devote most of his time to getting elected, and could use a canny and cagey manager AND moderator.

I therefore nominate Goofaman for moderator and Satan for campaign manager. Two nominations for the price of one. With such a team behind him, Gov'ner will be installed in the White House lickety-split and putting a barbecue pit in the Rose Garden before you can say Jack Robinson.

I vote for Namaste.

Inhabitants of this tribe are not flocking to the polls.

Is this tribe waning in popularity (as if it were ever popular) or are it's citizens Sweet Tea'd out?

>>Sorry Myst...all that bullshit about the booze got ya disqualified.<<

I am being disenfranchized! There is no law that says I cannot be drunk when I cast my vote! I demand that my vote be counted! I pushed the stylus through the device and the intent of the voter is clear! The fact that my chads are currently hanging out does not mean a vote was not cast! I demand a paper trail! I also demand a breadcrumb trail! AND a gingerbread house!

Seriously though, I "very clearly" vote for Sluggo. I'd vote for you if I thought you wanted it, but you declined and Sluggo didn't. So at that point it was between her and the Gov, and she came in and put up three quick posts that cracked me up and that settled that. Even discounting all the many other times she has made me laugh and just basing it on this thread she has effertlessly earned my vote.

Plus the Gov'ner needs to save his energy so he will be fully engorged in aiming his election at the Pres'dential seat. Whoever heard of a candidate handling his own election and winning his way into the seat his election is seeking? When candidates handle their own elections they only shoot off in all directions before ever entering the seat they are aiming at. With Sluggo at the helm to guide the Gov'ners election into the openings that opportunity will spread before him the Gov'ner will be free to concentrate on achieving the passion necessary to raise his election campaign high enough to grab the attention of the voters. Once the voters are impressed by the passionate heights the Gov'ners election has risen to,they will be inspired to open the oval office to him... then he will be free to release the many seeds of his agenda which flow from his policies and will fertalize the receptive Congress into producing new life for this great nation. This is the dream.

The Gov'ner will need Sluggos clear head to provide a check to his passion for his election. Otherwise his unchecked passion might cause him to make mistakes which will cause the voters to condemn him. If the Gov'ners election is condemned the seeds of his policies will not be released into the oval office but will instead be trapped in the condemnation the voters rolled onto his overly passionate election. Sluggo will be farsighted, intelligent, and wise, yet I'm certain she will not feel the same passion for the Gov'ners election that he must, and so she will be the perfect person to guide his election through the scrutiny of the courtship with the voters, and then lubricate his way into the wide opened glistening hallways of history they will spread open for him. She will guide the passion of his election through the oval office and into the Pres'dential seat where at last the Gov'ners passion can explode into policies that will take root in the fertile interior of our Government and give birth to a New America.