He had obviously been drinking. Probably his usual -- Jack and branch. He was all boo-hooey, all apologetic about those hundreds of hookers he took up with on those trips to Honduras. And how sorry he was about the chlamydia. He begged to be let back in to my good graces.
He does this about once a quarter. This time I told what I tell him every time: He needs to find a good psychotherapist. And stop stalking me.
The old peckerwood. I think I will see my lawyer about a restraining order.
He does this about once a quarter. This time I told what I tell him every time: He needs to find a good psychotherapist. And stop stalking me.
The old peckerwood. I think I will see my lawyer about a restraining order.
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Re: The Gov'ner called me the other night
Thu, October 19, 2006 - 7:22 PMHe called me, too, but it was during an acid trip. That is, during my acid trip. I was not able to determine if he was also on an acid trip.
He said something about how the first two seasons of Miami Vice were actually coded messages to the Contras, and that Daniel Ortega was hiding Osama Bin Laden in a gay night club in Mexico City.
I remember it all very clearly even though I was a lizard who lived inside a minature universe inside the belly of giant frog in the rain forest at the time of the call. -
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Re: The Gov'ner called me the other night
Fri, October 20, 2006 - 5:12 PMI didn't know supernatural evil beings had the need for psychedelics. I thought they could pretty much conjure up whatever world they wanted. I obviously have a very limited understanding of such matters. Satan, you seem to have gone all Carlos Castaneda on us. -
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Re: The Gov'ner called me the other night
Sat, October 21, 2006 - 11:38 AMCome all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Everybody's building ships and boats
Some are building monuments, others are jotting down notes
Everybody's in despair, every girl and boy
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
Everybody's gonna jump for joy
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
I like to go just like the rest, I like my sugar sweet
But jumping queues and makin' haste, just ain't my cup of meat
Everyone's beneath the trees, feedin' pigeons on a limb
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
All the pigeons gonna run to him
Let me do what I wanna do, I can't decide 'em all
Just tell me where to put 'em and I'll tell you who to call
Nobody can get no sleep, there's someone on everyone's toes
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
Everybody's gonna wanna doze
-B. Dylan
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Re: The Gov'ner called me the other night
Sat, October 21, 2006 - 1:58 PMCarlos Castenada?
Wow, I haven't seen him around lately. We were all so disappointed when we learned his works were a hoax. But then, what Ph.D. dissertation isn't a hoax?
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