The gov'ner was seen back stage at a Mike Huckabee rally, pissing in the drinks and farting every time Huckabee walked past.
Rumor has it he was stoned.
Rumor has it he was stoned.
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Re: Stoned
Wed, January 2, 2008 - 10:16 AMThat's not rumor, it's a constant state of being... -
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Re: Stoned
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 1:48 AMThaz th' onerly derndang way tew be et wunner them Hucklebuck speakins.
Sumbish.
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Re: Stoned
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 10:18 PMThat must have been one damn fine show-
Chuck Norris an' tha Guv,
down on their knees,
prayin...
Miss Guv should go all Hilary-style an' run instead. -
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Re: Stoned
Fri, January 4, 2008 - 2:05 AMThet ole Chuck Norad wuz a wuss acter thin thet dang Charlie Farquharson eben. Duren hiz skrene tist fer "Hee Haw," he rounhowze kickt a boom mike en hit spint aroun en slapt eem upside th' haid. He wuz nivir th' same arter thet.
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Re: Stoned
Fri, January 4, 2008 - 8:35 AMI'd bet two butterfingers an' half a snickers candy bar that Huckabee picks Chuck fer hiz vice prez.
Chuck haz been buildin' up hiz political ambitions,
pet ov tha Christian conservative media.
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Re: Stoned
Wed, January 9, 2008 - 6:05 AMGov'ner has been working to make America great again by exploring new sources of biofuel and that includes harnessing the mighty power of flatulence. Intestinal gas is a vast untapped source of energy and so Gov'ner has been testing different diets to give his farts strength and character and a prettier blue flame. Did you know you can heat your entire house on just one pound of pinto beans if you have a specially modified furnace?
So Gov'ner is kind of spilling out around the edges due to his commitment for a brighter tomorrow. Sure, a couple of farts might leak out when he's not careful. Huckabee's just jealous because he can't do better.
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