I hear the gov'ner just got back from a South Texas hunting trip.
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How many pellets did they take out of his face.... and heart....??? -
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I heard he just took a bunch of pellets in his butt and they got 'em out with a pair of tweezers and a Dremel, so now he's recuperating in a hotel room somewhere. He spends most of his time on his stomach and they keep the Jack...er, painkillers...flowing freely. Get well soon, Gov'ner, your country needs you.
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the most important thing is, did they apologize?
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<< the most important thing is, did they apologize?>>
It's the other way around. Gov'ner owes the shooter an apology -- for causing all this hubbub. -
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oh it twas the govenor who was shot? by all means he must apologize. how dare he get in the way of shooting a farm raised quail that cant even lift itself off the ground.
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Yeah, word has it they were sneaking up on those birds in a 500 hp Escalade. They stopped, got out, passed around the bottle of jack, and after that it was fire, aim, ready! Gov'ner was in the wrong place at the wrong time. He should have put the orange sign on his ass -- available at all gunshops -- "Don't Shoot Here"!
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Actually if he had just worn a T-Shirt with the amount he donated to the campaign, he would have been seen.. even in the deepest fog.
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The Gov'ner accepts donations, he doesn't give them.
But this never could have happened if he had been wearing a poohat. I'm not exactly clear on how, but the poohat would have protected him.
The Gov'ner needs a poohat. It's for his own good.
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