I believe he stays dry behind the ears, actually. Seriously, his ears protrude out from his head in a manner guaranteed to maximize drying airflow. But perhaps you were speaking figuratively. Yes, Virgil is quite possibly the last virgin in these united states.

<<What Cheney and Rumey do is just non of yer business. >>

Tell that to Pat Robertson, Tim LaHaye, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson and the rest of the Christian Taliban that dutifully troop to the polls for Cheney, Rummy, Santorum, Frist, Delay and all the other GOP frauds who rely on their fatuous support.

Theme song from 'The Left Show' recorded 1929

Oh! Mister Mitchell

Oh, oh, Mr. Mitchell, I'm crazy about
your sweet poontang.
Oh, oh, Mr. Mitchell, I'll tell the world
that it's a wang.

I like your (gooey parfait - ?) and
your apple pie,
But when I get your poontang you
will hear me cry:

Oh, oh, Mr. Mitchell, I'm crazy about
your sweet poontang

Mr. Mitchell owned a sweet
confectionery stand
Way down south in Loosiana.
Mr. Mitchell always had his pies and
cake on hand
Served in a pleasing manner.

Miss Lindy Lou she tasted his brand
new confection
Mr Mitchell called his sweet
poontang.

And when Miss Lindy Lou with it
made good connection This is what
she yelled before the gang.

Oh, oh, Mr. Mitchell, I'm crazy about
your sweet poontang.
Oh, oh, Mr. Mitchell, it's got me
going with a bang

Your cherry pie is juicy, so is your
jelly roll
But when you give me poontang I
just lose control

Oh, oh, Mr. Mitchell, I'm crazy about
your sweet poontang
Give me lots of poontang

Please don't make me plead
Can't you see you've really got just
what I need?

Oh, oh, Mr. Michell, I'm wild about
your sweet poontang!

My linguistic speciality is arcane Cajun. They say poontang. I never hear them say punani.

I am most assuredly innocent of YOUR poontang, Ms. Jonz...

www.mcphee.com/items/M5941.html

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These is some guys what know how to treat a lady.