They can get their toughness from the daring adventures of Stitchy the surgical squirrel, with spliced in footage of old locker room speeches with inspirational sensei Pat Tillman. In firefights, Stitchy opens up a can of Whup Ass, releasing red white and blue Pat Tillman bathed in an Obi-Wan/ neck-bulging testosterone rage.

A scene of Farfour getting mocked on the Jihad Heaven soundstage with an obligatory promotional tie-in. Jihad Heaven is plastered with the new energy drink from Shanks "Get yo ass in the game" Jailhouse Mojo™. Farfour screams "Zionist Conspiracy!" as he descends from the heavens making scrunchy faces for the kids and balling up his fists.