We have created an 'unofficial' agency back in the states to handle our "grey ops" projects and media manipulations. While some taboo topics may be discussed within the confines of the New York office, no official connection between Happyland Design Team and Blurb Ninja must be disclosed to the public sector.
tribes.tribe.net/exor66sixt_shuffle
This means absolutely 'no' discussion of cannibalism unless it is couched as speculation on an idea for 'gummy candy' products. Vincent, our ideological construct in charge of Domestic HQ, will now be officially referred to as 'Vincent Gallo on retainer', allowing us to maintain a consistent front and an automatic hall pass to Madison Avenue interests. In addition, the heroin-addicted dropouts from NYU recruited to answer the door of the New York Office will from here on be refered to as 'chic'.
Fundraising for the upcoming Triageland franchise will be run from Blurb Ninja, to distance Happyland from unsolicited agents, independent media and CDC 'light' operations. Press releases will be funneled through discreet colon hydrotherapy ads in Tuesday editions of the New York Post, building their way into interviews and radio spots through absurdist ploys . . . which may include a diametrically opposed media blitz for our chocolate covered steak products to play both ends of the advertising market.
In lieu of a ribboncutting ceremony, a black helicopter will be painted orange and stenciled with the corporate logo.
tribes.tribe.net/exor66sixt_shuffle
This means absolutely 'no' discussion of cannibalism unless it is couched as speculation on an idea for 'gummy candy' products. Vincent, our ideological construct in charge of Domestic HQ, will now be officially referred to as 'Vincent Gallo on retainer', allowing us to maintain a consistent front and an automatic hall pass to Madison Avenue interests. In addition, the heroin-addicted dropouts from NYU recruited to answer the door of the New York Office will from here on be refered to as 'chic'.
Fundraising for the upcoming Triageland franchise will be run from Blurb Ninja, to distance Happyland from unsolicited agents, independent media and CDC 'light' operations. Press releases will be funneled through discreet colon hydrotherapy ads in Tuesday editions of the New York Post, building their way into interviews and radio spots through absurdist ploys . . . which may include a diametrically opposed media blitz for our chocolate covered steak products to play both ends of the advertising market.
In lieu of a ribboncutting ceremony, a black helicopter will be painted orange and stenciled with the corporate logo.
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Re: Blurb Ninja Advertising
Thu, March 8, 2007 - 9:27 PM**which may include a diametrically opposed media blitz for our chocolate covered steak products to play both ends of the advertising market.**
i am trying to wrap myself around this concept but it seems wrong, so very, very wrong. -
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Re: Blurb Ninja Advertising
Sat, March 10, 2007 - 9:45 PMIs the "chocolate covered steak product" gonna be on a stick? -
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Re: Blurb Ninja Advertising
Sat, March 10, 2007 - 9:57 PMi can think of ways to make chocolate covered recycled steak on a stick. -
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Re: Blurb Ninja Advertising
Sun, March 11, 2007 - 1:49 AMIt will start out as Argentinian rotisserie chocolate covered steak. It will be created by an award-winning chef who works at a tremendously expensive restaurant. A critic will provide a negative review of the chocolate covered steak from a conservative slanted newspaper, which will then be followed by glorious, near religious accolades showered upon the steak by other newspapers. After that, we'll map out a graph to see how media influences the reaction and taste of the steak, along with how affluence sells the product, keeping track of the trickle down effect through economic subclasses.
Eventually, it will become an expensive pre-packaged rotisserie item carried in natural foods markets across America. -
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Re: Blurb Ninja Advertising
Mon, March 12, 2007 - 5:09 PMThink about it. You know you want an Argentinian rotisserie-style chocolate covered steak. You want it so bad.
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