waterboarding ride

topic posted Fri, January 18, 2008 - 3:50 PM by  shekky
have we discussed this concept yet? i think that urine might be a good substitute for water...
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shekky
SF Bay Area
  • Re: waterboarding ride

    Sun, January 27, 2008 - 10:52 PM
    >> have we discussed this concept yet? <<

    Discussed it? It's been running for well over two years now:

    "We used the HappyLand LoveCanal to power our Guantanomo Water Board Ride before we took it offline. Runoff from the facility causes those strapped into the ride to develop hallucinations"

    tribes.tribe.net/happyland...7d85d2a939
    • Re: waterboarding ride

      Mon, January 28, 2008 - 10:45 PM
      Yepperoonie! We've been, um... "harvesting" vector pineal glands from this source for a few months now. Lordie knows what the mortar n' pestle boys are grinding away at over in Pharm Div.

      *toke*

      That reminds me, any way we can cut Owsley Labs in on this waterboard thing? I mean, why send 'em all the way to Gitmo when a few judicious paper squares makes 'em think they're there already?
      • Re: waterboarding ride

        Tue, January 29, 2008 - 5:19 PM
        I think you've got it backwards, R. Why lean on pharmacologicals at all, when all we need to do is hand half the customers a pair of leather gloves and a handful of Walmart garden tools, and let 'em go to work on the other half of the customers inside of a tile-walled room. Two lines at the door: "detainees" and "interrogators." The ride runs itself.

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