Hailsa! Thanks for forum. 49 yo Druid here.
Several years ago I needed to visit a small Michigan town on business, and stopped by a CVS for a soda. The 20-something bleach blonde with a WWAAAYYY pasted on smile gave me back too much change. I asked her, somewhat annoyed, if she wanted her excess change back. She pointed to her oversized cross and WWJD bracelet and chimed " What would Jesus do?" I had had enough...I shot back "I don't know....maybe die uselessly on a cross and rot in the grave?"
Just then, the fool-du-jour noticed my pentacle, pointed and screamed "Witch, Witch! Child of Satan!" I think to this day she thinks she just barely escaped the clutches of satan.
Several years ago I needed to visit a small Michigan town on business, and stopped by a CVS for a soda. The 20-something bleach blonde with a WWAAAYYY pasted on smile gave me back too much change. I asked her, somewhat annoyed, if she wanted her excess change back. She pointed to her oversized cross and WWJD bracelet and chimed " What would Jesus do?" I had had enough...I shot back "I don't know....maybe die uselessly on a cross and rot in the grave?"
Just then, the fool-du-jour noticed my pentacle, pointed and screamed "Witch, Witch! Child of Satan!" I think to this day she thinks she just barely escaped the clutches of satan.
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Sun, March 23, 2008 - 9:58 AMI just moved away from there. I think I have met this girl.
They cross their little multi-color manicured fingers at you and scream like they are in clutches of Hell. Aren't they ADORABLE!?!?!?!?! -
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Sun, March 23, 2008 - 10:17 AMThat's hilarious!
I've got to go see reactions like these! Do I need to be armed to travel in places like that?
Are they really afraid, or is it an act they feel they must do to keep up the right appearances? I mean, if nobody else was around, would they even bother?
This makes me want to laugh my most sinister villain laugh. This is funny stuff! -
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Sun, March 23, 2008 - 10:44 AMNo need to travel armed, they are all truly afraid.
Well, Michigan you may want to bring a bit of something, seeing as how they're all gun-toting rednecks. And earplugs, because the men will never shut up about telling you how right they are and how wrong you are.
Don't answer to the statement "Y'know?" because it's just some strange interjection they have every few words. They don't really mean it.
Now strap on your Goth boots and Hau Ruck!!! -
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Sun, March 23, 2008 - 3:25 PMwow. Sounds pretty funny... Still laughing. May need to go create some Youtube moments...
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