Okay, what the heck!

topic posted Sat, February 3, 2007 - 6:38 PM by  Unsubscribed
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    Re: Okay, what the heck!

    Tue, February 20, 2007 - 4:23 PM
    Here's my heaven on earth:

    We're the only two people on earth who are invisible to everyone else. We can go anywhere we want and cause mischief, and nobody knows what hit them. Like we go to the local boutique and pick out some threads we like. Then we go to the park and dress the statues, and nobody knows who did it. Then we cruise over to the bakery and steal a couple of boxes of pastries, only to feed them to the pigeons! Does this sound fun to you Ele? We can even sneak into peoples houses and play with their x-box when they're off at church, and who cares if they come home while we're there? They can't see us anyway. We climb back ladders to the roofs of buildings and hang out up there when we want to be alone, just to watch the sunset. Nightime? We just lay in the back of a subway car and ride to arrive in the next city by sunrise. Time for free coffee over another coffee shop scrapbook. We'll insert pics of ourselves into the books, and they'll wonder, "How did this pic get in here?" Too hot, we set off one a those emergency street hoses and play. Or there's always the local hotel pool. At clubs we'll dance on tables, and we won't care that no one else can see how cool we dance, because we'll only be wanting to be watched by each other anyway. If occassionally someone gets freaked out because they see their curtains move and they think it's a ghost, we can feel good about it because at least now they have SOMETHING to believe in spiritually. Hey, we can even steal from teh rich and give it straight into the hands of poor children! Ele, I hope you want to do these things with me!
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      Wed, February 21, 2007 - 3:53 PM
      Tulasi - You are very fun and mischievious and it sounds like Heaven to me with two small amendments.
      The first amendment is that we would be completely visible so that people could cheer us on, feel great about our joy and join in if they like. Where there is no judgement there is no need for invisiblity.
      The second amendment would be that we have the full permission and blessing of everyone involved in our cutting up, because we love to raise people's vibrations with our antics and not inadvertantly hurt people's feelings.
      And good for you for knowing that humor is the grease that keeps Heavens motors purring.
      How about other people's opinions on this?
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        Re: Okay, what the heck!

        Wed, February 21, 2007 - 6:39 PM
        Yeah lets get practical here I mean, of course. I don't have to be invisible. I just thought that it would be hard to steal food for a living if people could see us, but I know you've got skills so no worries.
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          Thu, February 22, 2007 - 8:29 AM
          I know we've got skills.
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            Re: Okay, what the heck!

            Fri, February 23, 2007 - 8:21 AM
            Oh, I've got skills alright.... I know where all the cameras are, and my fingers are lightening-quick.
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              Sun, February 25, 2007 - 11:33 AM
              No, I've never stole anything in my life without proper guidance, and that's been rare. On the other hand, I am GREAT with dumpsters! I know in any town across the wasteland of America how and where to get the scrapings for a gnaryly veggie delight. I heard Krsna doesn't even mind anymore if the offerings are new or from the trash, as long as it's offerred alongside a tulsi leaf and/or with love and affection. So we can get free food and STILL be holy!
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                Thu, March 1, 2007 - 1:38 PM
                Hey, if it's in the trash, fare game I say. I was a New York City boy for a very long time, and it is amazing what the hell people will throw out. Best find: an authentic 1920's steamship trunk complete with stickers on the side. Had belonged to some actor, who toured Europe in the thirties. It was locked, but I found a locksmith, who new a guy, and damn if I couldn't get the key to open it up. Nothing inside but a newspaper article from the tour and wrapping paper., but it made a very eyecatching bench. As for eating out of dumpsters when hungry, my fav choice is Top Pot donuts, those fools throw out buckets of food and who the hell wants to walk around all day hungry?

                Blessya sistah

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