Did you ever have a Christmas wish not come true? Well Henry Earl has a wish, and that's to be drunk this Christmas.

To put it bluntly no drunk should be without this holiday season. Which is why I am proposing the Henry Earl secret Santa fundraiser. Please, please, please, everyone give till it hurts, because nothing is worse than dry heaves and the shakes on the birthday of our blessed Jesus H. Christ. As Jesus turned water into wine, so too can we turn cash into cheap fortified christmas cheer, cigarettes, and yes some inexpensive drugs.

Help me, help Santa James Brown this year. Please send money orders (no checks unless you want your account emptied out) to:

Detention Center : Henry Earl #337
600 Old Frankfort Circle
Lexington , KY 40510

The sheriff will hold the mail there for him and he can pick it up on his next visit. Also if anyone could contribute a slightly used or even heavily soiled Santa suit, it would go a long way to keeping the dream alive in Lexington this year.

Merry Christmas to all you Ho's and remember Santa's checked his list, and you're fucked!

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