Jew for President?

topic posted Sun, July 8, 2007 - 3:59 PM by 

There is talk of Bloomberg running for the Democratic ticket. I was thinking how powerful the Christian lobby has become and that basically you can't get elected these days unless you go and kiss-ass to Jerry Fallwell (okay he's dead) Jimmy Swaggart, Oral Roberts, Pat Robertson and all the other Christian lunatics that you see on TV. Now, if the candidate was A JEW... then you could rest assured that those fuckers would NOT be in the presidents inner circle.

That alone would get my vote. How about you?

Swaz
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  • Re: Jew for President?

    Sun, July 8, 2007 - 4:54 PM
    <That alone would get my vote. How about you? >

    Being Jewish myself, I would vote for Eichmann before I voted for that collaborator Bloomberg or his fellow collaborator Liebermann. Unfortunately, Swaz, you are confusing the symptom with the disease itself. The so-called Christian lobby are nothing except brown shirts who exist to bully and intimidate and support neocon political candidates. They have no power of themselves, and their so-called leaders are the neocon gofers. They do what they are told and tell their congregations to vote and support those candidates they are ordered to support. The modern evangelism is more the creation of Public Relations and advertising agencies then any sort of real spirituality. The neocons also have their hooks in the Jewish community with a sect known as the Lubivitchers, who are just as much creations of the PR and advertising companies.

    And unfortunately there are as many Democratic neocons as there are Repug neocons, and neocons are split 50/50 as being gentile or Jew.
    • Re: Jew for President?

      Sun, July 8, 2007 - 5:06 PM

      Are you the one who shot Meier Kahane? You make a pilgrimage to Baruch Goldstien's grave yet? In any event, I'm no fan of Leiberman either. He blamed Columbine on Marilyn Manson. What a fucking dumbass.
      • Re: Jew for President?

        Sun, July 8, 2007 - 5:54 PM

        I guess my only point was that Christians have had their chance at fucking up the country (and succeeded) so why not let Jews have a go at it? You really think they could do any worse than Bush and his cronies? Additionally I don't think a conservative Jew is ever going to waltz into office in his yamaka and goofy underwear. They still have to sell their Jewry to Mr. and Mrs. Middleamerica.

        Swaz
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          Sun, July 8, 2007 - 6:14 PM
          <I guess my only point was that Christians have had their chance at fucking up the country (and succeeded) so why not let Jews have a go at it? You really think they could do any worse than Bush and his cronies?>

          OK do you know what? You can blame George W. Bush on the Jews. Do you know why? It was because my mother cursed America. When Richard M. Nixon left office, she said "there will never be a worse president". Then God heard her and sent us George W. Bush. Never ever ever ask or say if anything can get worse, because I guarantee that God will hear you and make things worse just to teach you a lesson. So if you ask " You really think they could do any worse than Bush and his cronies" you guarantee that God will cause the voting machines to elect some drooling Lubivitcher meshugah into the White House who will then start exporting tactical nukes to Israel.
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          Mon, July 9, 2007 - 6:27 AM
          <I guess my only point was that Christians have had their chance at fucking up the country (and succeeded) so why not let Jews have a go at it?>

          Why the Jews? Why not the Buddhists? or the Hindus? or the Rastafarians? or the Santeros? or the Voudunsi? All of them worthy of consideration. Or, for that matter, why not the Jews?

          With love,

          Bob
          • Re: Jew for President?

            Mon, July 9, 2007 - 7:56 AM

            I think to obtain that office, there is an enormous ammount of PR bullshit a candidate needs to do. But you're never going to get past people if you're religion is totally alien to them. There are many people, myself included, who have no Jewish friends, but don't lump them in with Mormons, scientologists or any other religion that isn't mainstream or assemilated. Back in 1960, people then had issue with Kennedy being a Roman Catholic and where his allegiances would be. To the Pope or the U.S.? You could arguably say the same thing about a Jew now. Would their allegiances be more to Israel and the rest a smoke-screen? But the numbers with Leiberman put that to rest. Even though I don't like him. I REALLY liked that populist Jew from Minnesota. Too bad he died. He seemed cool.

            Who knows. I'd assume vote for an Atheist, as probably would a huge percentage of the voting block, (poll said less than half of voters go to church?) before they put someone in office without the official WASPY-Walmart stamp of approval. And I don't see how there could be any "trust issues" after the dozens of totally illegal fast-ones that Bush has pulled from his dictator-chair. Plus "He was chosen by God" don't forget. Fucking televangelist ass-kisser.

            Fuck Christians. Give the Jews a try. And incidentally, I would vote for Obama too (he was honest about his cocaine use at Harvard) Someone willing to be that honest about themselves I find inherently trustworthy. (Clinton didn't inhale? Right) Oh and he's a Moslem by the way. He might even be able to successfully engage in dialogue with all of these other Islamists around the world who hate our guts cause perhaps they might find him more like themselves. Again, who knows? Islam isn't exactly middle american but the whole country is ready for a radical paradigm-shift.

            Swaz
            • Re: Jew for President?

              Mon, July 9, 2007 - 5:59 PM
              <I think to obtain that office, there is an enormous ammount of PR bullshit a candidate needs to do. But you're never going to get past people if you're religion is totally alien to them. There are many people, myself included, who have no Jewish friends, but don't lump them in with Mormons, scientologists or any other religion that isn't mainstream or assemilated. Back in 1960, people then had issue with Kennedy being a Roman Catholic and where his allegiances would be. To the Pope or the U.S.?>

              Any concern with the religious views of any candidate is purely a matter of PR and is not really a subject of concern for the American voter. The religious right is nothing except the Neocon Brownshirts who force the neocon agenda through lies, intimidation, and even violence. Concerns about religion only affect under 30% of the voters.
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    Re: Jew for President?

    Sun, July 8, 2007 - 9:33 PM
    A Christian politician is an oxymoron. Its central to Christian teaching that all the nations of the world belong to Satan and he choose who has power in them:

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    Luk 4:5 And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.


    Luk 4:6 And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it.


    Luk 4:7 If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.


    Luk 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
    • Re: Jew for President?

      Mon, July 9, 2007 - 1:27 AM
      <A Christian politician is an oxymoron. Its central to Christian teaching that all the nations of the world belong to Satan and he choose who has power in them: >

      Fine. Tell that to the imbeciles in office. I am, sure they will be impressed.
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        Re: Jew for President?

        Mon, July 9, 2007 - 4:29 PM
        <Fine. Tell that to the imbeciles in office. I am, sure they will be impressed.>

        They know it, but their concern is not with keeping to the truth, but in deception. Bush is no more a Christian then Hitler was.
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          Mon, July 9, 2007 - 6:00 PM
          <They know it, but their concern is not with keeping to the truth, but in deception. Bush is no more a Christian then Hitler was.>

          And had the Catholic Church grown a pair and actually stood up to Hitler, the world could have been a different place.
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            Re: Jew for President?

            Wed, July 11, 2007 - 12:17 AM
            <And had the Catholic Church grown a pair and actually stood up to Hitler, the world could have been a different place. >

            LOL and now your suggesting that the catholic church is Christian? funny stuff.
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              Wed, July 11, 2007 - 7:12 PM
              <LOL and now your suggesting that the catholic church is Christian? funny stuff.>

              Excuse me, Ricardo, but would you like me to give you a reading list for history? The Catholic Church was THE Christian Church in Western Europe until Martin Luther started the split in 1517. Not that the protestants were much better.

              en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther

              And I quote.

              <Luther is also known for his writings about the Jews,[7] the nature and consequences of which are the subject of scholarly debate. His statements that Jews' homes should be destroyed, their synagogues burned, money confiscated, and liberty curtailed were revived and given widespread publicity by the Nazis in Germany in 1933–45.[8] As a result of this and his revolutionary theological views, his legacy remains controversial.[9][10]>

              The Protestants needed to grow a pair as well.
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                Re: Jew for President?

                Wed, July 11, 2007 - 9:13 PM
                <Excuse me, Ricardo, but would you like me to give you a reading list for history? The Catholic Church was THE Christian Church in Western Europe until Martin Luther started the split in 1517. Not that the protestants were much better.
                >

                The catholic church started some 300 years after christ. It was the pagan church of rome that realized that they were losing followers to a new God. Previously they had simple added new gods to their list and maintained their power, but this God taught against observing other Gods, and against the authority of the Church. Their solution was to convert to Christianity, but not really, they superimposed bible characters on to their old Gods and kept their hierarchial structure. Of course anyone reading the scripture would not be decieved so they banned the reading of scripture, and killed any Christians that resisted them. Christianity went underground and was practiced in secret. The teaching of Jesus do not support organized religions so you will not find much about Christianity in your history books. The Catholic church has martyred many Christians through out the years, and has remained our greatest enemy, until the church of antichrist branched out and formed the Christian right.
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                  Wed, July 11, 2007 - 10:00 PM
                  <The teaching of Jesus do not support organized religions so you will not find much about Christianity in your history books. The Catholic church has martyred many Christians through out the years, and has remained our greatest enemy, until the church of antichrist branched out and formed the Christian right.>

                  OK.

                  You had one big faction of Christians killing a minority faction of Christians. When they couldn't find Christians, they found Jews. So what does this have to do with the prize of matzos in Istanbul?
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                    Re: Jew for President?

                    Thu, July 12, 2007 - 11:06 AM
                    <You had one big faction of Christians killing a minority faction of Christians. When they couldn't find Christians, they found Jews. So what does this have to do with the prize of matzos in Istanbul?>

                    Christianty is the path less traveled by, Catholism is not Christianity, Christianity is following the teachings of Jesus, who taught against heirarchial structures, against being religious outwardly, and against seeking political power. This the core of Christian teachings and catholics kill many for refusing to give it up.
                    • Re: Jew for President?

                      Thu, July 12, 2007 - 1:56 PM

                      Sorry guys, I'm sure you're passionate about what you're talking about, but unless you're talking about The Pope for president or something, try and stay to the topic of the thread or start a new one. Not being pissy, just trying to heard you back to what we were talking about... Jew for President. If you don't like the idea scream all you want. If you want to talk about something else start a new thread. Thanks.

                      Swaz
                      • Re: Jew for President?

                        Thu, July 12, 2007 - 3:12 PM
                        <Jew for President. If you don't like the idea scream all you want. If you want to talk about something else start a new thread. Thanks. >

                        I don't see what possible difference having a Jew for president would make. He would just be another corporate aproved white guy.
                        • Re: Jew for President?

                          Thu, July 12, 2007 - 3:40 PM

                          My whole point, if you bothered to read the first post at all, is that Christians have had their chance at totally fucking-up the country, so why not let the Jews have a go at it? The idea is actually anathema and sort of horrifying to me but anything has got to be better than Bush's mass fist-fuck of America.

                          Read the whole thread and then get back to me. The Jew who said he's rather elect Adolf Eichman than another Jew is pretty interesting reading.

                          Swaz
                          • Re: Jew for President?

                            Fri, July 13, 2007 - 12:13 AM
                            <Read the whole thread and then get back to me. The Jew who said he's rather elect Adolf Eichman than another Jew is pretty interesting reading. >

                            Why? Because I admitted that there are dishonest Jews in politics? You don't pay much attention to the Israeli political scene, do you?

                            Frankly I think that it is a major mistake to blame religion on the present political situation. The number of actual Christianoids who support the moron-in-chief is slightly under 30%. I will also go so far as to agree with Ricardo that this 30% are not even Christians. They belong to a Jeebus centered cult created by public relations weasels for the purpose of supporting the neocon agenda.

                            As far as I am concerned, the only sin committed by many Christians is in recognizing these numb-nuts as Christians, and doing nothing about being so badly misrepresented.
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                              Fri, July 13, 2007 - 5:31 AM

                              Sure I pay attention. Who's the little Jew from the Kenesset that someone was trying to slander cause he was running for president a few years back and liked to fuck-around alot? Wasn't that Ehud Barak? Everyone thought it was so silly that even Grandmas were driving-around with bumper-stickers saying I HAD SEX WITH EHUD TOO! You know who I'm talking about, and now you know that I do in fact pay attention to the Israeli political scene.

                              Swaz

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