Credo quia Absurdum
The Ancient and Honorable order of E Clampus Vitus, founded by the Patriarchs of old and coeval with the human race, planted in the Nevada of prehistoric days.
Its seeds and symbols stolen from the garden of Eden, From these relics and reminders of that first blissful state of man all of the susequent glories of our order have indubitably sprung.
Per caritate viduaribus orphanibusque sed prime viduaribus

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