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Why does Chaos always beat Order?
Because it is better organized, of course.
Because it is better organized, of course.
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Sun, February 3, 2008 - 9:13 PMDon't think about it; it's funnier that way. -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Sun, February 3, 2008 - 9:21 PMWhen you explain it...
order wins
it's not over til it's over -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 8:48 AMknock knock
who's there...?
redemption
really...?
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 9:28 AMknock knock
who's there...?
the interrupting cow
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 9:41 AMdid you hear the one about the actress playing helen keller falling off the stage?
www.youtube.com/watch -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 11:44 AMwow she kept acting!....i bet that guy that walked in front of the camera right after she fell ...step outside to laugh his ass off! -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 11:54 AMdid you hear what one zen master said to another zen master while encountering a cow wondering apparently lost inside Chapel Perilous ?
"MU" (translated, "nothing") -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 12:26 PMQ. What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
A. Dead. -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 12:42 PMDan
do you know if he was dead before Cincinnati ? -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 12:58 PMHe was steaming in Cleveland.
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Mon, February 4, 2008 - 2:19 PM
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Mon, February 4, 2008 - 2:47 PM<do you know if he was dead before Cincinnati ?>
In Cincinnati, he was only dying in the Sylvia Plath-Buddhist sense of the word. He didn't die until arriving in Columbus.
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 4:50 PMdid you hear what one zen master said to another zen master while encountering a cow wondering apparently lost inside Chapel Perilous ?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Is it possible I wonder, am I only apparently lost? I thought I was udderly lost.
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 18, 2008 - 9:53 PMPersonally I thought order was chaos.
SMILE
Sunwolf
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 11:39 AMknock knock -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 11:45 AMknock knock knock knock knock knock (echoes in the Chapel corridors)
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 11:56 AMwho'ooooooooooose there-ere-ere-ere-ere? -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 11:59 AMBOO -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 12:01 PM<BOO >
Who be BOO? -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 12:19 PMBOO BE YOU BE BOP BE BOPPALOO -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 7:47 PMlast train to Katmandu -
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sun, March 9, 2008 - 2:12 PMWhy did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Tue, December 30, 2008 - 5:19 PMWhat do you call it when a chicken lays an egg before she sits down?
A standing ovation!
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 1:19 PMWhat do you call four Spaniards in a boat with a hole in it?
quatro cinco
(actually, the original joke as I heard it was four Mexicans, but then I thought, will it be offensive to Hispanics if I say that? so I decided to insult the Spaniards instead, because they don't live as close to me) -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 1:20 PMay carumba! -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 6:46 PMOh come on. It's my favorite joke right now! Even better since a Mexican told it to me.
OK, OK, I'll try again.
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?"
"Of course you are." His mother replied.
The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes, you are a real polar bear."
A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?"
"Yes, dear," his parents replied.
Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are all my relatives real polar bears?"
"Yes, they are all real polar bears," they said.
"Why do you ask?" added his mother.
"Because," said the young polar bear, "I'm fucking freezing!"
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 2:12 PMWhat do you call four Spaniards in a boat with a hole in it? >>>>
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Tue, February 12, 2008 - 6:20 AMa man followed the sound of laughter into a dark room...
he then heard another man call out "47" followed by roaring laughter...
a few more numbers were called out also followed by intense laughter...
the wonderer poked a body next to himself and asked what was so funny about numbers...
his neighbor told him they were jokes that had been told so often that they were indexed, all they had to do was say the number and everyone got the joke...
the wonderer was then handed a manual and a small flashlight...
after he had learned all the jokes he gave back the flashlight, adjusted his eyed to the darkness and yelled out "23" will all the gusto he could muster...
nothing, not even a sniffle...
after 23 seconds of uncomfortable silence a meek voice declared, "some people just dont know how to tell them..." SLAM...
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Sat, February 16, 2008 - 9:17 AMI think I caught an episode of this on the Chapel's closed-circuit television
"Garth Merenghi's Darkplace: Episode 1"
www.youtube.com/watch
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is a comedy series. It is a parody of the horror genre and revolves around the character of Garth Marenghi himself, a writer of pulp fiction. The premise is that in the mid-1980s, Garth Marenghi and his publisher Dean Learner made their own TV series on a shoestring budget. Set in Darkplace Hospital in Romford, East London Garth Marenghi's Darkplace tells of the adventures of Dr. Rick Dagless, M.D., as he fights the forces of darkness while simultaneously coping with the pressures of running a modern hospital. Each episode includes interview sections set in the present-day, in which Marenghi and his costars comment on the show-within-the-show.
Learner called it "the most signiificant television event since Quantum Leap," and he didn't say that lightly!
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Mon, March 10, 2008 - 4:57 PMHow many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yarn.
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 5:14 PMWhat's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
C'mon. Call it.
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 6:40 PMYeah but I laugh when I watch that scene, Friendo. I think the character played by Xavier Bardem is funny. -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 7:10 PMI mean, the way the scene is played he's so "bad" he's funny. -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 7:13 PMExactly. He's so good, he's scary and thank gawd for that bad beatle haircut because that's where the humor saves the scene for me. -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 9:20 PMIt was so good. So much unspoken under the surface and cuts right to the heart of what's always in our faces, all the time -- we just don't see it.
Call it. -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 10:08 PMYeah, you got it Dan. As Chigurgh says in the scene, "You've been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it." -
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Fri, January 2, 2009 - 6:07 PMthanks Aelfa, i needed that. eddie izzard iz da bomb -
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Fri, January 2, 2009 - 8:15 PMnot the same, mate; i miss the eye liner -
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Sat, January 3, 2009 - 7:44 AM -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Sat, January 3, 2009 - 9:06 AMwhy did I watch all 5.51 minutes of that in its entirety? Is something wrong with me?
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Sat, January 3, 2009 - 5:24 PMI realize now after that experience that the major media corporations have it down to a science: With the use of two minute sketches, sexual tension, varied landscapes/environments, flashing lights accompanies to music and vaguely familiar plots....that the public will sit like vegetables and watched just about anything? -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Sat, January 3, 2009 - 11:21 PMBut what's the punchline ? -
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Re: JOKES heard inside Chapel Perilous
Sun, January 4, 2009 - 7:30 AMhang on I'm thinking of one -
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Tue, January 6, 2009 - 3:31 AM
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on certainty and beliefs
Wed, January 14, 2009 - 3:05 PMI am certainly certain that I am uncertain about the certainty of my beliefs..... -
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Re: on certainty and beliefs
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Re: on certainty and beliefs
Thu, April 16, 2009 - 11:35 PMWhat do you get when you breed a Dragon with a Narcissist..........
Answer- something like the Q-continuum....
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