Bonfire Aliens

topic posted Mon, July 7, 2008 - 12:15 AM by  PatFireCat
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As I research into the XLR8R as alternative fuel source, I keep coming across the same shadowy references. Apparently, some very clever 'Hardy Boys' esqe ravers have detected an X-files type conspiracy around the Hyperdrive, and are doing what it takes to keep us safe from these alien viruses:
forum.isratrance.com/insomni...0/page3/
www.nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php

Apparently, these aliens take it upon themselves to tend the XLR8R engines at events in the Northwest, but I don't doubt they could show up anywhere! Whatever their intentions, they are wholly un-Uhmerican, as all attempts to schmooze have been met with they are "Nut hear 2 So-chalize".
I myself wish to continue to research the propulsion potential of the XLR8R, but will keep plenty of chocolate and coffee on hand just in case my paradigms are under threat of abduction!
If you should come in contact with these aliens, be sure to contact the nearest person with authority over you; such as your congressman, neighborhood MIB, Blackwater mercenary, or techno/house mixologist like DJ Steele!
Gawdbless the almighty dollar, and almightier OontzOontzOontz!!!
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PatFireCat
Houston
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  • Re: LOL

    Mon, July 7, 2008 - 2:21 PM
    havent scene thee NWtekno thread N oh sew long.......LOL........

    and yes, we seamed 2 have freaked out thee NW scene, and eye personally have ben kalled a dillusional satanik UFO kult leader.......

    eye assure thee, that iz knot thee kase

    altho after 2 years tour oc dew T N PNW eye B gan 2 wonder bout meself

    except there R men E knot just N U.S. who know that ov witch we speek, centralized dance fires az we Re: D fine thee ancient rituals 4 thee 21st century using thee muzik ov thee knew tribez......

    mmmmm.........chocolate and koffee........dont 4get thee doritos ;;>)))

    and sted E az we grow
    • Re: ET ambassadors ;;>)))

      Mon, July 7, 2008 - 10:14 PM
      when fey and eye and others did an xlr8r at an event kalled thee psykadelik testikle with texas faggot and square meat, sum one had this 2 say N thee after party Re: vu:

      >-extraterrestrial ambassadors kind enough to construct and operate a
      >hyperdimensional portal from the dancefloor; this is what has been
      >missing from psy parties all along! Duh!

      hear iz thee Re: vu N full:

      people.tribe.net/bedouin/b...12eabcf2e5

      signed
      yore lokal ufo satanik kult litre ;;>)))
      • Re: ET ambassadors ;;>)))

        Tue, July 8, 2008 - 12:17 PM
        Tried to vu n full y'oar b-log commenz-airy, but got "This blog post may only be viewed by friends of the poster."

        BTW, u r (in)famous o' loco sat in ick kult litre...

        U R N the Encyclopedia Dramatica (photo dramatis personalis): www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Psytrance

        Axe grinding somebody does there in with re: 2 psytrance and community.

        People just love labels... Human de sire 2 cat a gore eyes...

        --Zen

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