you

are


seaauuuu

awethoM Davie..

goLLY

you just get better all the time!

Misheard Lyrics:

And in the personal condoms
There was, it's better I read.


Original Lyrics:

And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read.

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

And the jewels on the cake

Original Lyrics:


In the dunes on the cape

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

I have to eat you by tomorrow noo
And cut you till you date
At ah bowl for mom allies
Where well plan our escape.

Original Lyrics:

I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you had had the blame

Original Lyrics:

If you have half a brain

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like Bean Enchildas

Original Lyrics:

If you like Pina Coladas

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like being a cicada
And getting caught in the rain

Original Lyrics:

If you like pina colada
And getting caught in the rain

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like eating piranhas

Original Lyrics:

If you like Pina Coladas

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of the cake

Original Lyrics:

If you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of the cape

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like making love at midnight
And the doomed suffocate.

Original Lyrics:

If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape.

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like p**** for mamas

Original Lyrics:

If you like pina coladas

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like p**** kolaches

Original Lyrics:

If you like pina coladas

Kolaches are Czech pastries.

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like peeing in a Lada.

Original Lyrics:

If you like pina colada.

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like peeing in a closet
If you don't care much for yogurt

Original Lyrics:

If you like Pina Colada
If you're not into yoga

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you like peeping in the Garden

Original Lyrics:

If you like pina coladas

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Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you're not into Yoko

Original Lyrics:

If you're not into yoga

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

If you're not into yogurt
If you have, have it plain

Original Lyrics:

If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

In the cool summer cate

Original Lyrics:

In the dunes on the cape

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

In the dooms of a cave

Original Lyrics:

In the dunes of the cape

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

In the due suffocate

Original Lyrics:

In the dunes on the cape

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

On the blue summer cape

Original Lyrics:

On the dunes of the cape

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

if you do suffocate...

or

On the dunes of a cake...

Original Lyrics:

On the dunes of the cape

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

On the dunes, I ejaculate.

Original Lyrics:

On the dunes of the cape.

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

Playin' doom on the cape.

Original Lyrics:

In the dunes on the cape.

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:

With some dude in a cape

Original Lyrics:

On the dunes of the cape

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Escape

Rupert Holmes Lyrics
Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song) Lyrics

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."


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but

BUTT

PiNa CoLaDa CoTToN CanDY????


EW!


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You went scuba diving in Bonaire? LUCK-EEEE!!!