• Dum

  

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  Sun, January 6, 2008 - 8:02 PM

  I have to buy a set of hawaiian shirts and a red camaro, develop a combover, and grow a ponytail by summertime.
  
  I'm also accepting applications for "mistress half my age!"

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• • James

    

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    Mon, January 7, 2008 - 1:23 AM

    I am older than....a puppy? Is that cheating?
    
    The last time that I visited London, England the Roman camps were still there.

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  • • SEAN

      

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      Mon, January 7, 2008 - 1:55 AM

      I'm older then dirt, and it calls me gramps.

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• Ted

  

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  Mon, January 7, 2008 - 12:01 PM

  I am older than the wind, yet younger than the rain
  I am older than the rocks, yet younger than the sea
  I am older than the antelope, yet younger than the three-toed sloth
  I am older than time itself, yet younger than gravity
  I am older than lemon curry, yet younger than peach pie
  Do you know what I am?
  I'm a flushy pickle!!

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• • angie

    

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    Mon, January 7, 2008 - 12:08 PM

    hee hee

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• chris

  

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  Tue, January 8, 2008 - 8:34 AM

  I older than this computer I'm using.

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