BRC's first and only Inconvenience Store will be providing the community with essential and non essential goods for the low low price of inconvenience. Start a fire with two sticks and receive a free pack of cigarettes. Walk a mile for a Camel. Go on a scavenger hunt for a bike. Need a few extra tent stakes solve a puzzle game. Jonesing for coffee and donuts, do 100 jumping jacks. Alcohol, aspirin, tampons, soap, rolling papers,condoms, foties of Old E and 2 1/2 gallon water jugs for the terminally retarded. Plus much more shit we haven't thought of yet. Volunteer clerk positions are still available. Most donations happily accepted. Watch us inconvenience people for your shit or inconvenience them yourself we really don't care. Your ideas and feed back are greatly appreciated. The customer is always wrong. Volunteers and donors will receive complimentary convenient playa white russians.First five customers in cornrows and slippers will receive ice cold foties. All others will be inconvenienced. We don't care if we know you.
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