Hi folks.

I thought you might get a kick out of knowing that I wrote a MythBusters song for the Rock Lotto.

The Rock Lotto is an annual event in which avant-garde musicians get assigned to each other at random to form one-night-only rock bands. The bands are then responsible for writing 20 minutes' worth of rock music with only a few rehearsals.

"Sausage Everywhere" was my contribution to the effort of Band #6.

Sausage Everywhere
by Polly Moller
a folk-rock ditty for Band #6
(The Mythbusters fans in the audience will laugh)

So many times we've heard them say
D
Don't try this at home
G
This time I couldn't help myself
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I had to try this one
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Adam and Jamie warned me
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That I might hurt myself
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But how hard could it really be
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To send a sausage to the moon?
G E

Chorus:
Got my nitrous oxide canister
am9
My salami and my spoon
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Got my gunpowder and my lighter
am9
I'm waiting for high noon
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Cause it casts no shadow - cover your eyes
am9
And plug your ears
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We didn't put it together right
am9
and now there's sausage everywhere
E G

(G, A, G, A vamp)

I painted myself silver once
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To try and catch Adam's eye
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I sent them my suggestions too
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of myths that they might try
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My friends say I'm the biggest geek
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That they have ever known
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I reject your reality
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And substitute my own!
G E

(Chorus repeats)