I don't wanna be turo

topic posted Wed, October 24, 2007 - 7:52 AM by  Professor
Because Turo goes to an event and still gets roped into helping out, talking to the cops and telling people whats going on.

Geeze that would suck.

I say we start the stop giving responsibility to Turo foundation. We walk around an event with Mace, and just mace the hell out of people that ask him for help...

The madness needs to stop.
  • Re: I don't wanna be turo

    Wed, October 24, 2007 - 8:16 AM
    Do you think Turo can help us start the foundation???
    • Re: I don't wanna be turo

      Wed, October 24, 2007 - 9:26 AM
      you all are to funny. Turo would go crazy if he stopped.
      • Re: I don't wanna be turo

        Wed, October 24, 2007 - 9:39 AM
        seriously, y'all are fooling yourselves if you think that man could sit still and NOT help out everyone who needed it.

        but i'm still down to mace some people.
        • Re: I don't wanna be turo

          Wed, October 24, 2007 - 9:58 AM
          Exactly. We don't need his help or his permission. We are attempting to preserve our friend and fearless leaders sanity and health. Does the Audubon society ask birds if we can move their nests? Does the historical society ask if the dead people in graves want to stay put? Did Iraq ask when.........Well you get the point.

          Macing for some, happiness for Turo!
          • Re: I don't wanna be turo

            Sat, November 10, 2007 - 1:25 PM
            I think we ALL just need to occupy his time with fun stuff, like tying him up and flogging him.
            Creating a mud wrestling pit before he can think of it himself and wrestling him down!!!
            Or, shit, I'll bring a vibrating massage chair and strap him to it, I'm sure he's stay there a while!
            Any other ideas?

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