well well. what have we here? A text box for a message. What does one do if one's message is so small that one cannot summarize it in short form for one's topic title? One must ramble on. I shall continue this verbal defecation off screen, perhaps on the roof of a bus. I wonder what it would be like to shit on a moving city bus. If you could master the log drop from a bridge, it would be much easier. But it would be somehow more rewarding to just sneak on to the roof at a bus stop, open up a newspaper, and pinch a good, steamy loaf.