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topic posted Sat, April 1, 2006 - 12:19 PM by  Call me Mist...
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.

He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I
like most - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Beertits," he replied.

-C
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Call me Mister Brenner
Anchorage

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