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Blitz: Kamp Krieg fundraiser July 3-6

DJ_Warhammer — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:21:50 GMT

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Blitz – the benefit party weekend for Kamp Krieg

Blitz is a camping holiday weekend celebration being held on 10 acres of woodlands near Siler City, NC July 3-6. We're bringing the fire, debauchery, food, thumpa-thumpa, trampolines, boffer swords, and more. It's all burner tested, burner approved. Our Grill Master will be preparing tasty foods for your enjoyment, in both carnivorous and hippie varieties. Our party veterans will ensure you remain properly "hydrated" at all times. All proceeds contribute directly to your enjoyment of Kamp Krieg at numerous regional burns.

We know you're gonna have as much fun coming as we will putting it on, but don't forget the important things: Costumes, Art, Blinkies, Musical Instruments, Fire Toys, and anything else you need to get your creative spirit fired up.

This is a primitive camping LNT event . Unless you bring your mama, YOU are responsible for cleaning up after yourself, including removing your trash from the site. There is no car camping, but vehicles will be parked inside Gate.

All attendees must be 18+: a valid photo ID must be presented at Gate. NO EXCEPTIONS. Only ticket holders with a valid photo ID will be granted entrance to Blitz. You will receive directions to the site and specific details about this unforgettable event. Due to space limitations, Blitz is capped at 200 people, so tickets are very likely to sell out. Please do not forward directions or details to non-ticket holders.

Tickets are available in Greensboro, NC by calling 336.669.6964 or online for $20 from now until July 1st. www.BrownPaperTickets.com/event/37256 After July 1, all remaining tickets will be available first-come, first-served at $30 each.

http://www.kampkrieg.com/blitz.html

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Google Group

DJ_Warhammer — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:27:55 GMT

There's now a Google Group for Kamp Krieg. Find it here:

http://groups.google.com/group/kampkrieg

We'll be using it to iron out the final plans, so join up!

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Scissors Marathon

DJ_Warhammer — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:07:06 GMT

It has been suggested that Kamp Krieg sponsor a Running With Pointy Objects Marathon. Picture this: it's Sunday morning and people are still "drunk" enough to wonder whether they actually just saw a bunch of burners jog by holding up scissors and machetes in their hands. Oh yes.

Thoughts?

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Drama-Free Zone! Come on in.

DJ_Warhammer — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:43:05 GMT

Kamp Krieg is a Drama-Free Zone. Violators will be smacked.

We at Kamp Krieg respectfully ask everyone to be calm and hunker down til this temporary Transformus drama blows over.

As your resident happy goth, I'd like to welcome all our new members. In the time-honored tradition of the Big Man out west, EVERYONE is welcome here. Kamp Krieg is home to anyone and everyone who shows up. We are all about damn good music, fire, jackboots, and decadent debauchery. Honestly, everything else is just details.

Families squabble and burners are no exclusion. Some of you need a new camp as a result of this ticket fiasco. Whether it's your first Transformus or your fifth, we're glad to see you here at Kamp Krieg. Welcome home.

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Official theme song

DJ_Warhammer — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:38:59 GMT

(to the tune of “My Favorite Things”)

Barbed wire fences and big slabs of bacon
All the industrial music we’re playin’
Lucky Mysterians tied up with strings
These are a few of our favorite things

Burners in leather, kilts worn regulation
Bouts of armed combat and our checkpoint station
Prisoners taking our skillful floggings
These are a few of our favorite things

Our Kommandant spinning her music that’s gothy
Drinking libations that are cold and frothy
Laughing at all you fools who are tripping
These are a few of our favorite things

When your friends bite
When the crop stings
If you drive a hearse
Simply come on over to us at Kamp Krieg
And we’ll make you feel much worse!

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